Right Hole, Wrong Toy: Kinky Adult Toy Safety-S03E17

Kuldrin's Krypt A BDSM 101 Podcast

Recorded: 10/25/2020 / Published: 4/12/2021
- Call in at 865-268-4005 to leave your question or visit the Krypt at https://kuldrinskrypt.com. On this episode of The Krypt Mayfair and I have a hilariously interesting article from BuzzFeed talking titled “17 Nurses Reveal The Worst Things People Got Stuck Up Their Penises, Vaginas, And Butts” so we thought we would lighten up a bit and talk about toy safety.
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1: Safe, sane, consensual, and informed
2: KNKI: Knowledge, No Intolerance, Kindness, Integrity
3: “Submission is not about authority and it’s not about obedience; it is all about relationships of love and respect.” -Wm. Paul Young
- “Right Hole, Wrong Toy: Kinky Adult Toy Safety-S03E17”
Let’s hear from these medical professionals first and then talk about some safety tips that we all need to follow.
- BuzzFeed Article: “17 Nurses Reveal The Worst Things People Got Stuck Up Their Penises, Vaginas, And Butts” https://www.buzzfeed.com/spenceralthouse/things-up-penises-vaginas-and-butts?utm_source=dynamic&utm_campaign=bffbbuzzfeed&ref=bffbbuzzfeed&fbclid=IwAR1Kuw3MLGsfhojVSNV1Zz972FIi5wSrNbBzRaRys9a1AOMFWy9AUfVVEls
“We asked nurses and doctors in the BuzzFeed Community to tell us the worst thing they've witnessed in the ER. Here are the genital horror stories.
Full show notes: https://kuldrinskrypt.com/317
1. A Barbie doll's arm
2. A knife
3. A potato
4. A flashlight
5. A crochet needle
6. A Lego butt plug
7. A lightbulb
8. A giant dildo
9. A live rat
10. A carrot
11. A shower head
12. A ballerina figurine
13. A toy lizard
14. A bloody cucumber
15. A long piece of floss
16. A set of tongs
17. And Campbell's beef soup
- Healthy Toy Tips: These should be obvious but obviously they are not.
1: If it wasn’t made to be a sex toy, don’t use it as one/Don’t use household items.
2: Clean, clean, and then clean some more!
3: Know what material your toys are made of.
No Phthalates!!! They have been linked to male fertility issues, obesity, type 2 diabetes, asthma, neurodevelopmental issues, and more. (pronounced “thawh-late)
4: Know what lubes can be used with what toys.
Don’t use silicone lube with silicone toys!
5: Don’t be afraid to use condoms on your toys.
6: Buy from a credible company.
7: Share with care.
8: Don’t switch holes without using a condom or disinfecting.
9: Inspect your toys regularly for battery leaks, wire shorts, and overall condition.
10: Keep them locked away from children!
11: If it’s broken, trash it! Do NOT try to fix it!
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