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Tad Becker and a co-host share personal stories and sift through the weirdness to find the most interesting stories on the planet. Sometimes it's 'only' TIME TRAVEL CRIME and non-military history. Other times they answer the BIG QUESTIONS. The ones NO ONE has the GUTS to tackle. Like, why my peepee hard? Some example shows are: Being arrested outside of a comic shop, the more-than-a-friendship of Gilgamesh and Enkidu, shutting down Neopets, the unending terror that is Homestuck, the unending ...
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Recorded 10/27/24. Also, at some point Jakeroo busts into Aleks room and his audio gets a little crunchy afterwards. Same happened to Tad when a certain young lady decided to attack the bags on his door. Apologies for the less professional audio. Imgur Album - https://imgur.com/a/0GWlGHN Talking Points: head down eyes up MMO list,bob and crunchy,si…
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Tad loses his job! Aleks loses his patience! Know who doesn't lose? Boyz Bucks platinum perks A-Listers that's who! Our sponsor for this episode is https://x.com/RawrXDToken Imgur Album of Aleks Art: https://imgur.com/a/mJQfalF Trunks is the drink - https://youtu.be/DmW01hHGXgA WoW guild rage - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHdINgFuCWg Talking po…
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Aleks shares his experience with a game that's unironically changed his life. Is this the end of CHUD Aleks? Will I get in trouble if I say trigger? Do I have the pass or only him? Let's find out. Recorded 9/9/2024 Imgur Album: https://imgur.com/a/QzPBbNd Talking Points: Straight characters wiki,inco g. nito,phoenix wright,professor layton,utawarer…
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What started as a quick side note to start a different episode ended up spinning off into the main stage. Tad's childhood home has been demolished but there's still one VHS tape that has what he needs. Aleks googles his old home and memories come flooding back. Join the boyz(tm) for another round of absurdist childhood memories! Also Galaxy Gas. Im…
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Sources https://www.google.com/books/edition/The_Bizarre_Careers_of_John_R_Brinkley/jtXC7M45WZkC?hl=en&gbpv=1 https://www.gutenberg.org/files/29362/29362-h/29362-h.htm#chap_IX Charlatan America's Most Dangerous Huckster, the Man Who Pursued Him, and the Age of Flimflam by Pope Brock https://texasarchive.org/2017_02504 https://youtu.be/fFoXyFmmGBQ J…
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Aleks' uses scissors to solve a workplace dispute, a mysterious new character emerges in the 3DS sidequest, Tad and Joe make it out of Chicago and Tad becomes a lawyer again! Imgur Album: https://imgur.com/a/lmtya-noyz-boyz-40-EZjkw3l Talking Points: Fake-o THACO,Zanzibarts Nephew,Aleks Art Update,Megaman,KING ME,Mascot Culture,Aleks so-called-frie…
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Aleks and Tad discuss Disco Elysium! The hit game that was all the rage in checks watch half a decade ago! You may be surprised by their different stances on the game, its been a long time since the two hosts have been so divided on a topic! Recorded 7/11/2024 at friggin 3am Imgur Album: https://imgur.com/a/gtRiVzE Talking Points: Whale man (ex-lov…
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Who done did it? In this LMTYA Game-Show-Special three teams will debate if each of the chosen assassination attempts were real AND how they would do it! Sip Boyz John pitched this idea and I loved it. We whipped this up as a pilot and as such we're a little shaky at first but everyone settles in and this episode became a really fun one to record. …
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Harlan Ellison, much like all writers of the modern age, hates you and everything about you; and thats a good thing(tm). Talking Points: retsupurae, I have no mouth and I must scream,scrooge mcduck,1951 Ford,six flags parking,hey listen what a kick,producer goofy,terrificly accurate mickey voice,4 hours,heroic 5 minutes,carpet poetry,8/8,chinese ca…
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Aleks and I take a trip back in time to review our old YouTube channels, Aleks tells me about the little girl who lives in his phone and I wake up as Jeff the Killers girlfriend?? Talking Points: wait until the end of this video chat,Aleks and his Chinese spyware Gaming Phone,Gaming Phone Lore,"The little anime girl that lives in my phone and talks…
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Something a little different. Just a couple days ago I came across Eric Mays who was involved in the Flint Water Crisis. I thought it was funny enough I wanted to share it, but not enough for me to dig and do real research. So just like apparently every other podcast on the planet, I tried to plagiarize wikipedia! I tried and failed because I ended…
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Talking Points: Keemstar used to eat ants for attention i bet probably i dont know i think thats legally libel,spongebob is putting his nose under the air conditioner,the puppy PRISON,lil poop boy Angus,VIMM SCREWED ME,Github is impossible to navigate,FROGGER,going QUACKERS,the Beetle rating system,kids these days dont know what a frame per second …
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(Originally part of Noyz Boyz 37 and recorded 3/4/2024) Imgur Album: https://imgur.com/a/tZvzC61 Talking Points: Two podcasters figure out the secrets of life and death,Death cannot be infinite,matter cannot be destroyed,Dr Jim Tucker reincarnation theory,past lives,Planck units,time travel caveman,gravity spirits,FUDDERS,the GAIA THEORY,the GREAT …
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(Episode recorded 3/4/2024 and had half of it split off into the next episode because it was so long! Keep an eye out for that one coming very soon, it was a ton of fun.) I mention it in the episode but please check out the new merch store! And if you're interested in a free T-shirt check out the Patreon for info! /////// SHILL CORNER /////// ► htt…
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Imgur Album: https://imgur.com/a/1xDl8iE The video I sent Aleks: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHpfGf_bFps Talking Points: Edward Drinker Cope, Othniel Charles Marsh, Joseph Leidy,dog hecking robloxoof irl bridge,old man yaoi,the netflix adaptation,kids just want a hand out (gets 250 acres from the government),punchable gentlemen,the beards,the l…
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The story of a rich hollywood family and their dangerous affinity for big cats. Talking Points: Tippi Hedron, the Apocalypto Jaguar puppet,tiger king,stabbing a squishmallow,Independent Film Channel,Seven cats,Batman dinner parties,lions lions lions lions lions,the gangly tigers,Union Guildelines,Judo chops,Menards meat buckets,Tads Werner Herzog i…
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(Episode recorded 12/31/2023 maybe 5 hours before the start of 2024 THE FINAL YEAR.) Imgur Album: https://imgur.com/a/paESzx7 Talking Points: THE FINAL YEAR(next year),the NPC maid class,William Wallace,2023 Psychic predictions,a black woman is speaking,listen and learn,yakuza pajamas,trailer park boys,bargain bins of bloomington,the runescape rela…
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The boyz™️ (Aleks and Tad) talk about their AI chicanery, Wal-Mart CART LORE, the PiiU and the Pac-Man holocaust(?!?!) (Episode recorded 11/10/2023) Imgur Album (Required viewing): https://imgur.com/a/fWCga1R Talking Points: Make me chinese,yogscastman,the great ai art debate,the dreamworks guy,AI cheatcodes,facebook marketplace,pods that go hard,d…
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(Episode recorded 10/24/2023) Original Full-Stream (including jokes I cut out due to working mostly in a visual medium) - https://youtube.com/live/QPd9g6RZGKc Talking Points: the hookah torch,heat up the nail,I showed my stream key on stream of course,keyboard woes,unions and rice,lawnmower dad gaming,Gee Chicago,the bussey returns,Tad doesn't know…
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(Episode recorded 9/9/2023) Imgur Album: https://imgur.com/a/ZtES7b3 Talking Points: friendzoning Gale,dis arm oh you mean THIS arm,let the skeleton in,forevrial cucking him and mcLovin it,the spicy silver sword of the astral plane,the haunted copy of baldurs gate,spongebob at the RNC,FE7,meth creatine powder,the heaviest sword,juicing eliwood,Alek…
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THE SPONGEBOB DENTIST, THE MESSAGE AND ACCIDENTAL GALE HOMESTUCK ROLEPLAY! These topics and more in our Noyz Boyz special covering Baldurs Gate 3 (Episode recorded 8/28/2023) Imgur Album: https://imgur.com/a/sAqNYiI Talking Points: eceleb products,Uncle Dane the Predator Main,the furry pound,lawnmower test,emesis blue,Tad Beckdel test,where did the…
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The Russian history series continues! This episode, Aleks covers the dissolution of the USSR after The Great Human Event of Chernobyl and the fall of the Berlin wall. Also, the drunkest election, Mikhail Gorbachev's pizza palace and even more! Image shownotes: https://imgur.com/gallery/SEa9tW7 Talking Points: soviet quota reporting,russian wagies a…
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28:00 forward we go deep on zelda tears of the kingdom. We remain mostly spoiler free throughout the episode but some mechanics and ideas get spoiled so watch out. Schizo Shirt (in LMTYA blue!) https://imgur.com/a/wKolLOI Also, Tad's zelda clips https://imgur.com/a/5vSGrR0 I want to know your zelda moments! Tell me your favorite moments because thi…
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(10 minutes pass before we cross the monkey-stream barrier) Some technical issues were present in this episode. We lost both of our source audio so this was a backup discord recording of our audio. I cleaned it up as best I could but you'll notice Joe cutting in and out sometimes sadly. edited from the livestream found here https://youtube.com/live…
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Did you know its actually really easy to hack your New Used New 3DSxl? Eagle eyed listeners may just hear the traditional 'oh they're recording a podcast? Better do the entire kitchen worth of dishes' as well as Aleks' dog Jake just going fucking wild on a toy. Really fuckin it up. *IMPORTANT* We recorded this before Nintendo dropped a new update a…
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Talking Points: the sexy hitler to mario pipeline, SIGMARIO IS REAL, luigi gets hoe'd, the CYOA Mario books, girlboss peach and the AI algorithm meltdown, take the L(uigi), he never becomes fire mario, soy off, arcade foot, everyone remembers FLUNKY the ghost, Carn-Evil strats for the 2000s, card captor sakura, the raving rabbids machine, more kid …
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Tad reveals the secret project he's been working on for the past 2, count em, 3 years! Talking Points: The MINES (Gravel and bitcoin), meth pachyderm, sham WOW of horse poop, hacking your 3ds to watch MORBIUS is surprisingly easy to do, Aleks unironically likes fire emblem now, the Xeno(something) of videogames, the final fantasy of videogames, War…
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It's Christmas time and you know what that means...Grandpa's about to have another 'senior moment' with the Mall Santa and 'Happy Holidays' :-) Tad and Joe take you on a Christmas themed tour of Awful Google Reviews of Mall Santas, Tree Farms, and the worlds most AMAZING Roller Coaster! Original Stream: https://youtu.be/o2STEaP_e7Q Check out the we…
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[Originally streamed LIVE 11/19/22 this has been edited and touched up to be easier for an archival viewing. You can find the original here https://youtu.be/qN-EJa4nXpQ] The POLITICAL SHAKEUP OF THE CENTURY - https://twitter.com/LetMeTellYouPD/status/1597294555510247428 In a special Awful Google Reviews episode Joe and Tad will be browsing Fiverr s…
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[This episode was livestreamed on 11/13/2022 and has been edited to be more enjoyable in an audio only state] Talking Points: pet friends for VERY friendly pets, Shrekfest '22, distillate bubby, "you have to get dry whenever you get wet", DUI Joe, the demon door granny, joe finds a needle, cool caves off the tracks, tad the pumpkincuck, a live dome…
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The Finale of Camp Tell You Boutee??!? [gone clickbait. Not Sexual] After part one's introduction to the wonderful and SANE internet demon mommy community, we take part ourselves and through our own letters of intent + Listener submitted stories we put our money where our mommy is and see if we can Netflix n Chill with an 'Astral Pleasure Being' Al…
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Hello Campers! Our activity this year is summoning our own succubus's (succubi?) We recount several stories from members of the internet succubus summoning community (Quora, Reddit, 4Chan) to prepare our campers for the quicky-quick with assistance from Drew Brees, Kitten-Morningstar, and the illustrious Mother-Anon You may hear my cat scratching a…
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Original livestreamed video: https://youtu.be/GqbPAIHzhsQ In this episode of Awful Google Reviews we cover a variety of camps you can banish your children to so they stop playing Angry Birds on their phone and get some REAL sunshine! We also visit an unfortunate lake and Tad is challenged to taste the goo-goo juice. This episodes hosts are: Tad, Jo…
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Welcome to camp 'Tell-You-Boutee!' Your parents paid an exorbitant amount of money for you to be out in these woods. I hope you enjoy the SPOOKY STORIES Counselor Tad, Joe and Kirsten prepared for your first week! (By the way all of them are definitely 100% real and WILL attack if you don't clean up your trash during lunch.) Cryptids in order of ap…
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Someone said something about 4/13 being a big deal? Not quite sure what they meant by that. But what I DO know is that Tad n Joe catch up, and those morbidly obese TV people drink ketchup. That's a little trick we in the podcast business (or, podophiles as we refer to ourselves in our community) like to employ on the reg (regular.) Primary Goofs: W…
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Google Review Roundup #4! We find 'helpful' advice from your hometown heros! In this episode we adopt a horse! Tad also accidentally shows his for real actual credit card information. Oops! Please let us know what you think about this format via discord/twitter/air-mail! I'd like to hear from you! Check out the website for links to our shows on iTu…
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I debut my vTuber persona...on the video version on Youtube: https://youtu.be/pjrrvwkXCO4 In this episode I duet with the fabulous (failed) idol Nyaruu-chan to talk about idol culture, vtubing, parasocial relationships, and how yaoi fanfics could bring down the Chinese government. (Check out Nyaruchuuu's streams below! They're very funny! And good!…
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(This Noyz Boyz was recorded 12/8/2021 and was streamed live on Youtube.) https://youtu.be/eCa4-eMl_eY I've edited the original broadcast down and cleaned up the audio to make it better for a purely audio episode. As a result some of the questions got trimmed down or cut out for audio issues or to make things flow a bit better. I kept as much of th…
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The fellas get Midwest-normal'd and watch the Super Mario Bros. Movie from 1993. A total flop turned cult classic! In professional wrestling, kayfabe /ˈkeɪfeɪb/ (also called work or worked), as a noun, is the portrayal of staged events within the industry as "real" or "true", specifically the portrayal of competition, rivalries, and relationships b…
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The Super Mario Bros. movie came out in 1993 to an audience that was baffled, confused and unsure of what to think about the finished product. Which was exactly how everyone working on the movie felt through its history! Tad and Joe cover the history of the super mario bros movie and the seven scripts it went through during production! It's an inte…
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Brian and Tad pick the mind of the mysterious 'fitz' the secret man behind the M7: Escape the Matrix mask. We elaborate on the feelings of mystery and, ironically, freedom that the game elicits in its design. I also make a joke about Spongebob being full of cum. No idea what we're talking about? Check out the stream of our escape or try to break ou…
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Video: https://youtu.be/RDaQ6brJaLQ Audio of Joe and Tad's attempt to find you Helpful Hints from your Hometown Heros! We've done this a few times beforehand on Youtube as a livestream and decided with a little adjusting this could be an enjoyable audio experience as well. Please let us know what you think about this format via discord/twitter/air-…
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SHEEEEEEESH the Noyz Boyz got a lot to say (respectfully on God fr) about FF7 Crisis Core, Advent Children and Andrew Hussie's public mid-life crisis! This episode originally was going to be re-recorded as Aleks and I had a few more topics (and I had not fully tested my audio setup in the new apartment) but we agreed to put one more Aleks episode o…
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Episode 1 - 'Rats can also be crayons' We opened a voicemail (413-206-6545) for you to ask your own questions about love, romance, relationships and gettin' down and dirty. We received a lot of submissions! Most of them weren't even people shouting racial slurs! (I apologize for the audio quality. We recorded this after I had moved into my new apar…
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Leonid Brezhnev is the man at the top for this section of Russia's history. Russia seems to stagnate during the 18 years of his leadership and a medical incident puts Russia's future in the hands of some intimidating men. Also, spies Among Us! (sus sus amogus etc.) Call in phone (413) 206-6545 Imgur Album: https://imgur.com/a/mTXbT6g Talking Points…
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White Boy summer (please GOD don't be a racist thing) is well underway and the Boyz (the white boy part of 'WBS') have a lot to say for themselves. Tad describes his struggle finding an apartment that doesn't have ducks and Aleks gives praise to an unexpected RPG and a tier list of the best Walmart TV sexual assault shows. https://imgur.com/a/vJYBI…
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Low wages, dirty grounds, imported underpaid foreign labor? Truly there is nothing more American than Six Flags! ~~Joe and Tad do casually talk about a few fatal accidents involving theme parks. We don't get too into the details but if thats something that doesn't jive with your jig I wanted to let you know ahead of time.~~ Talking Points: three in…
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Aleks and Tad pick apart what gatekeeping means, pick apart fish to chum the Jackbox waters and pick a side in the Cyberklansman conflict! "You would be wise to listen to this podcast my friend." - Lvl 50 Wizard Tad and Joe will save their six flags rant for another day. Those FASCISTS will have their comeuppance don't you worry. You can find this …
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One wasn't enough, Tad Aleks and Joe are back with another Trio Noyz-Boyz! This time its PERSONAL (stories) Talking Points: Freshly bathed Joe Buck, #TadIsOverParty, Minecraft, Valheim, workstation birds, Joe Buck shower story, Amy Schumer defense force, Andy Kaufman, Knife School, nihilism youtubers, loveline, six hour simpsoms, 12 hour badwater, …
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The episode you've been waiting for, Tad Joe and Aleks all under three different roofs! We talk about the crazy development of the Snyder Cut, Suicide Squad, the invisible man, indie games, and Joe's dad vacuums his room at one point. It's an all star extravaganza! We even talkabout Svengoolie at one point. Talking Points: sumo hooligans, Japan tim…
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