Ep. 382: What Do You Remember About Fifth and Sixth Grade?

The West Virginia Surf Report!

In this one I tell you about my off-the-cuff memories of fifth and sixth grades. Including, but not limited to:

• Controversial tater tot gluttony
• Square dancing
• Arguing with the Giant Ant
• A stressful meeting with The Towering Inferno
• The removal of our bathroom door
• Ol’ Overzealous Ellis
• The school newspaper
• Our class trip to Washington DC
• A phony baloney Stevie Wonder
• Firing cap guns straight into hotel pillows

I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

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