Episode 76: Gangsters, Guns and Zombies and Zombie 108 aka Call of the Undead
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Utter shash.
Gangsters, Guns and Zombies didn't know if it was a drama or a comedy. If it was a drama it wasn't very dramatic. if it was a comedy it wasn't funny at all. Using the zombie apocalypse as a smokescreen to rob a bank (clever) the idiot gangsters (Q, Tony, Danny, Paul, Muscles and Crazy Steve) screw up, one get shot in the stomach and now they are on the run with a holdall of money, one (one!!!!) pistol and are in the need of a hospital and a safehouse.
99% of the action happens off camera (shit) and the acting and special effects are diabolical.
Saying that Gangsters (5), Guns (3) and Zombies (including swimming zombies and clowns) were infinitely better than the Taiwanese Zombie 108 aka Call of the Undead.
It was shit. Shit with a capital sh. We have SWAT, not just regular cops, SWAT (Special Weapons and Tactics) officers who cannot shoot zombies or gangsters from 5 feet away. The cops are all useless, the gangsters are all stupid, we have not one but two Japanese serial killers, including a rapist pervert zombie keeper serial killer who takes up far far too much of the movie with his raping and violence towards women, all the women are pitiful screeching idiots who trip over their own feet, and the underlying message here is that the Taiwanese police force make Police Academy look professional.
Hated it. Second worst movie we have reviews after Another World. Nothing is as bad as that.
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