TTB261: Diktat Dismissal

The Two Bobs Podcast

The Two Bobs episode 261 for Monday, September 9, 2024:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a 7-Layer Bar Pastry Stout from Untitled Art. https://untp.beer/EODrz
  • Robert made sweet love to a Secret Machine – Triple Berry from Dewey Beer Co. https://untp.beer/PPAKB
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll pee on your door.
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS was endorsed by Dick Cheney. We were hoping RFK Jr. would come through but he flip-flopped after we wouldn’t give him a job.
  • Florida Doctor® was busted for his bizarre urine antics. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/dr-liquid-762951
  • A North Carolina man who fell asleep while driving in a Tesla and was busted for drug trafficking. https://www.wral.com/story/man-who-fell-asleep-in-tesla-while-driving-on-us-70-charged-with-drug-trafficking-multiple-felonies/21599054/
  • A French museum opened a naturist exhibition for nude visitors. https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/article/2024/aug/28/dare-to-bare-all-marseille-museum-hosts-after-hours-nude-visits-to-naturist-exhibition
  • This couple opened their Amazon package to find a special surprise. It was shit. There was shit inside the Amazon package. Hopefully they were able to return it in time for a refund. https://www.koaa.com/advocates-of-accountability/poop-ended-up-where-pueblo-couple-opens-a-package-to-find-what-they-call-a-disturbing-discovery
  • A woman in Virginia took 10 times longer to complete her home improvement project because she kept stopping to set up the tripod. https://babylonbee.com/news/wifes-home-improvement-project-takes-10x-longer-than-projected-as-she-keeps-stopping-to-set-up-tripod

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