The Rundown with Rubio for 7-30-24

The Rubio Method

Let's talk about getting what you voted for, a no fun rule in football, someone who has never done a group project, being racist and pissed off Venezuelans...

The Rundown with Rubio for Monday, March 4th, 2024

Everything Happens for a Reason
- Residents of Clinton Hill, NYC are fuming about a shelter for illegal migrants in their neighborhood since the shelters make them “feel unsafe.” 97% of the residents voted for Joey B.

There are Winners and Losers in Life
- The NFL has new kickoff rules: onside kicks are illegal before 4th quarter, the team must be losing to do an onside kick, and the team must announce intention to kick an onside kick ahead of time.

Accept and Embrace
- Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz, a top VP contender for Kamala Harris, says “socialism is just neighoborliness” and to “just do the damn work.”

Working Hard is Not Enough
- White Dudes for Harris Zoom call raises $4 million last night Kamala Harris

Confidence is the Key
- Venezuelans are pulling down every socialist statue of Hugo Chavez due to their sham election and to show they are tired of socialism. Nicolas Maduro, their leader says Elon is his arch-enemy and wants to invade Venezuela with “his space rockets”