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Greetings. Thank you for joining us. All of us here at Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC. welcome you and your delicious fluids to our podcast. Good Morning Evildoers is a twice-monthly comedy horror podcast hosted by Winifred, Head of HR for evil supercorp Global Synergy Amalgamated. Daily announcements at an evil organization have to cover things not commonly found at your average non-evil company. Moonbase transfer policies. Time travel accidents. Budget disputes between rival departments that end with necromancy or plutonium. Luckily, these daily communications are well-received. Because Winifred is going to need to rally the troops. Teams excavating the sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub basement at the primary Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC. lair are about to free an ancient Good of paralyzing banality. And it’s coming for everything that isn’t good for you. Sex. Drugs. Rock ‘n roll. Even oat milk lattes. So it’s time to fight the good fight — with some good, old-fashioned evil. Website: https://goodmorningevildoers.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodmorningevildoers/ Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/gmevildoers.bsky.social Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/goodmorningevildoers
Greetings. Thank you for joining us. All of us here at Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC. welcome you and your delicious fluids to our podcast. Good Morning Evildoers is a twice-monthly comedy horror podcast hosted by Winifred, Head of HR for evil supercorp Global Synergy Amalgamated. Daily announcements at an evil organization have to cover things not commonly found at your average non-evil company. Moonbase transfer policies. Time travel accidents. Budget disputes between rival departments that end with necromancy or plutonium. Luckily, these daily communications are well-received. Because Winifred is going to need to rally the troops. Teams excavating the sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub basement at the primary Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC. lair are about to free an ancient Good of paralyzing banality. And it’s coming for everything that isn’t good for you. Sex. Drugs. Rock ‘n roll. Even oat milk lattes. So it’s time to fight the good fight — with some good, old-fashioned evil. Website: https://goodmorningevildoers.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodmorningevildoers/ Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/gmevildoers.bsky.social Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/goodmorningevildoers
Greetings, delicious humans! Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC., isn’t an ordinary soulless corporation. And our karaoke parties involve a lot more extradimensional portals than is standard. In this episode, do NOT make Winifred come looking for you about that thing with the hammerhead sharks. Our merch stop is open at https://goodmorningevildoers.com/shop/ We're creeping up the joint at Instagram , Bluesky , and Tumblr . Digital frippery is available at Gumroad . Zines. Encouragement. PWYW. And we are infinitely grateful for donations via Ko-fi . Thank you for your compliance. -~*~- Good Morning Evildoers is a twice-monthly comedy horror podcast hosted by Winifred, Head of HR for evil supercorp Global Synergy Amalgamated. Daily announcements at an evil organization have to cover things not commonly found at your average non-evil company. Moonbase transfer policies. Time travel accidents. Budget disputes between rival departments that end with necromancy or plutonium. Luckily, these daily communications are well-received. Because Winifred is going to need to rally the troops. Teams excavating the sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub basement at the primary Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC. lair are about to free an ancient Good of paralyzing banality. And it’s coming for everything that isn’t good for you. Sex. Drugs. Rock ‘n roll. Even oat milk lattes. So it’s time to fight the good fight — with some good, old-fashioned evil.…
Greetings, delicious humans! Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC., isn’t an ordinary soulless corporation. Neither is our professional development. No, seriously. There are SO MANY nefarious pharmaceuticals. In this episode, reminders of the tuition assistance program with Miskatonic University. Our merch stop is open at https://goodmorningevildoers.com/shop/ We're also in your internets where all your base belong to us at Instagram , Bluesky , and Tumblr . An ever increasing amount of digital frippery is available at Gumroad . Zines. Encouragement. PWYW. And we are infinitely grateful for a beverage via Ko-fi . Thank you for your compliance. -~*~- Good Morning Evildoers is a twice-monthly comedy horror podcast hosted by Winifred, Head of HR for evil supercorp Global Synergy Amalgamated. Daily announcements at an evil organization have to cover things not commonly found at your average non-evil company. Moonbase transfer policies. Time travel accidents. Budget disputes between rival departments that end with necromancy or plutonium. Luckily, these daily communications are well-received. Because Winifred is going to need to rally the troops. Teams excavating the sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub basement at the primary Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC. lair are about to free an ancient Good of paralyzing banality. And it’s coming for everything that isn’t good for you. Sex. Drugs. Rock ‘n roll. Even oat milk lattes. So it’s time to fight the good fight — with some good, old-fashioned evil.…
Greetings, delicious humans! Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC., isn’t an ordinary soulless corporation. Neither is our annual training and enrollment. No, seriously. We use a LOT more mind control. In this episode, discover how serious we are about our harassment policies… Our merch stop is open at https://goodmorningevildoers.com/shop/ We're also in your internets where all your base belong to us at Instagram , Bluesky , and Tumblr . An ever increasing amount of digital frippery is available at Gumroad . Zines. Encouragement. PWYW. And we are infinitely grateful for a beverage via Ko-fi . Thank you for your compliance.…
Evildoers, please prepare your earholes for a gentle sonic landscape. Spend an evening with Winifred and her beloved "dog" Coelacanth. Includes a (very) lo-fi background track, rain and wind against the window, tea, the occasional distant scream, and the hunting howls of the children of the night. Also, tiny dog snores. Regular service will resume on Thursday, Jan 9. Store open now at https://goodmorningevildoers.com/shop/ We're also in your internets at Instagram , Bluesky , and Tumblr . An ever increasing amount of digital frippery is available at Gumroad . Zines. Encouragement. PWYW. And we are infinitely grateful for a beverage via Ko-fi . Thank you for all the evil you do.…
Greetings, delicious humans! Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC., isn’t an ordinary soulless corporation. Neither are our annual promotions. No, seriously. We have a much higher body count. In this episode, discover how to get ahead at Global Synergy Amalgamated. Store open now at https://goodmorningevildoers.com/shop/ We're also in your internets at Instagram , Bluesky , and Tumblr . An ever increasing amount of digital frippery is available at Gumroad . Zines. Encouragement. PWYW. And we are infinitely grateful for a beverage via Ko-fi . Thank you for your compliance.…
Greetings, delicious humans! Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC., isn’t an ordinary soulless corporation. Neither are our employee requirements. No, seriously. We have folks who speak Mole Person. In this episode, prep for a potluck and bring your pet to work. Store open now at https://goodmorningevildoers.com/shop/ We're also in your internets at Instagram , Bluesky , and Tumblr . An ever increasing amount of digital frippery is available at Gumroad . Zines. Encouragement. PWYW. And we are infinitely grateful for a beverage via Ko-fi . Thank you for your compliance.…
Greetings, delicious humans! Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC., isn’t an ordinary soulless corporation. Neither are our policies and procedures. No, seriously. We have to account for lycanthropy. In this episode, learn about exciting new positions available on the new moonbase and under Denver International Airport. Store open now at https://goodmorningevildoers.com/shop/ We're also in your internets at Instagram , Bluesky , and Tumblr . An ever increasing amount of digital frippery is available at Gumroad . Zines. Encouragement. PWYW. And we are infinitely grateful for a beverage via Ko-fi . Thank you for your compliance. QN0nTqbAnndEWtvZtId3…
Greetings, delicious humans! Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC., isn’t an ordinary soulless corporation. So we don’t have ordinary workshops. No, seriously. You have to perfect your evil monologues somehow. In this episode, discover more about the kind of perks we offer our dedicated employees, including catering by Donner Party Planning. Learn more at https://goodmorningevildoers.com/ We're also on social media at Instagram , Bluesky , and Tumblr . An ever increasing amount of digital frippery is available at Gumroad . And we are infinitely grateful for a beverage at Ko-fi . Thank you for your compliance.…
Greetings, delicious humans! Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC., isn’t an ordinary soulless corporation. We're a genuinely evil soulless corporation. No, seriously. We have a volcano lair and everything. Please enjoy this initial episode of your new favorite podcast. You are 99.999738% unlikely to grow tentacles as a result. And if they do sprout, R&D assures us they will be either temporary or useful. Learn more at https://goodmorningevildoers.com/ We're also on social media at Instagram , Bluesky , and Tumblr . An ever increasing amount of digital frippery is available at Gumroad . And we are infinitely grateful for a beverage at Ko-fi . Thank you for your compliance.…
Welcome, delicious humans, to Good Morning Evildoers — your new favorite podcast. We here at Global Synergy Amalgamated sincerely hope you enjoy this introductory broadcast. This season will feature human entertainment. For people. Please join us again next time! Broadcasting at between 20 hertz and 20 kilohertz. For human ears. You can find our website at https://goodmorningevildoers.com/ Various links are also available at https://goodmorningevildoers.carrd.co/…
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