Greeting 21: Aneurin and Kermie

Queer Out Here

Remember those days when you could . . . go out? Come along with Aneurin (they/them) and Kermie (they/them) and meet some animal friends at Collingwood Children's Farm on Wurundjeri land, Melbourne, Australia. Special thanks to Fly the dog, pictured. TRANSCRIPT [A gate opens on the sounds of a valley filled with birdsong, farm animals, faint voices, and a hint of cityscape] Aneurin & Kermie: Hi! [Laughter] Aneurin: I'm Aneurin - Kermie: And I'm Kermie - Aneurin: And that's Fly the dog, being very quiet. [People shuffle by] Oh, good girl, Fly. [Some sheep bleat. A pig snuffles up close, against a metal fence] Kermie: Who's the pig? Aneurin: Oh! The pig's name is Maybelle, according to the sign, on the paddock. [Maybelle huffs a few times] Kermie: [whispering] Thank you, Maybelle. Aneurin: And we are all at Collingwood Children's Farm. [Tapping on wooden fence. In the background a farmer calls, “Myrtle!”] And it's Queer Out Here. [The farmer calls Myrtle again and whistles, a young child speaks in a similar rhythm to the farmer. The birdsong grows louder. Another bleat. A voice comes faintly over a walkie-talkie: “Hey Bridget, did you get the chance to have a look at…” Sound fades out and in.] Kermie: I turned around and walked into a goat who was right behind me and was all snuggly. [Goat scratching sounds, interrupted by a lumpy, throaty sound] That was a goat swallow. [More goat scritching, fade out.] - Visit www.queerouthere.com to listen to previous issues of Queer Out Here and see our calls for submissions.