#87 I PUT THAT SH*T ON EVERYTHING

Pour Choices Show

Send us a text

Voldemort, Cataracts, and Condiment Controversies

You know it’s going to be a Pour Choices kind of episode when Chris kicks things off by rage-venting about his Toyota dealership trauma like it’s a hostage negotiation. From there, things only get dumber: we ask the hard-hitting questions like can orphans eat at family restaurants, whether weather forecasts are legally binding if the weatherman has cataracts, and if putting mustard on eggs makes you a criminal.

Then it’s time for “Would You Rather?”, where we debate things philosophers fear and therapists charge extra for. There’s also a condiment showdown, blind ranking of accidental inventions (spoiler: LSD doesn’t take the top spot, but it should), and a dramatic reading of David’s basic training letter because nothing screams comedy like military correspondence. Oh, and Voldemort has apparently been cast, so all is not well in the Wizarding World.

We wrap things up by roasting your fridge habits (why are you refrigerating ketchup, psychopath?) and slinging some Reddit-fueled trivia and birthdays at your face. If you don’t come out of this episode dumber and more entertained, you’re probably already both.

👉 Smash that like button like it owes you money, subscribe if you’re too lazy to remember our upload schedule, and drop a comment if you’ve ever clapped with one hand just to prove a point.

Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE!

New Episodes Released Every Wednesday – Don’t Miss Out!
Chapters
00:00 – INTRO
4:17 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
7:07 – TOYOTA TRUCK TROUBLES
12:01 – VOLDEMORT’S BEEN CASTED!?
14:03 – CAN AN ORPHAN EAT AT A FAMILY RESTAURANT?
16:36 – IF A WEATHERMAN HAS CATARACTS, ARE ALL OF HIS FORECASTS “PARTLY CLOUDY”?
19:29 – WOULD YOU RATHER?
27:04 – WHAT’S THE BEST CONDIMENT?
27:55 – DARK JOKES & DAD JOKES
32:37 – CRAZY NFL STATS & FACTS – ROUND 2
35:52 – BLIND RANK – ACCIDENTAL INVENTIONS
38:52 – BASIC TRAINING LETTERS
44:53 – HAPPY CHRISTMAS, HARRY
46:34 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT GROCERY ITEMS DON’T NEED TO BE REFRIGERATED, BUT PEOPLE REFRIGERATE THEM ANYWAY?
52:15 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S THE MOST INTERESTING FACT YOU KNOW?
56:10 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
57:11 – OUTRO
_________

Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content!
https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1
Follow 'The Pour Choices Show" on socials!
•YouTube
•Instagram
•TikTok
•Facebook
#PourChoicesPodcast #DarkHumorVibes #NFLNonsense #OrphanDiningDebate #BasicTrainingLetters #ComedyPodcast #CondimentControversy #AccidentalGenius