#75 WHO IN THE HELL PUT THE MUFFINS IN THE FREEZER?

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The Juice Is Loose, and So Is Chris…

This week on The Pour Choices Show, we break out the nostalgia, the Harry Potter facts, and some very questionable opinions—including one about the true identity of the Kool-Aid Man. (Is he the juice or the pitcher? The people demand answers.)

We kick things off with:
🎧 That one time there was an actual contest to guess when Amy Winehouse would die—for an iPod. Yes, really.
💡 Chris declares Maryland’s Thomas Point Lighthouse “famous,” and David calls bullsh*t—because outside of Annapolis, nobody knows that thing exists.
☕ Chris introduces “Proffee” (protein + coffee), and David considers ending the show on the spot.

From there, we spiral:
👾 Nostalgia hits hard with Invader Zim, but Chris immediately cancels himself by forgetting Juneteenth exists
🫗 The Kool-Aid Man debate gets… philosophical
📝 Chris insists he’s “very detail-oriented,” which is probably the least detail-oriented thing you can say
🎤 Cringe Alert: Chris re-enacts the “Who put the muffins in the freezer” TikTok trend—on his coworkers. In real life.

Then it gets wild:
💥 Chris finally talks about his girlfriend like we’re defusing a bomb
💬 We play a round of "Random Questions" that include “is 20 a lot?” and “is a hot minute longer than a cold one?” (spoiler: yes, we’re idiots)
🧙‍♂️ HARRY PODDER (A Podcast): We consider pivoting the entire show into a Harry Potter rewatch podcast because those clips get more views than anything else we post
📚 Did You Know – Harry Potter Edition: Fun facts about magical flatulence and Dumbledore’s questionable decisions

Plus:
🪓 Joke of the Day: “How does a non-binary person kill people?” They/them. (We're going to hell.)
🎤 We revisit how Elvis died because… why not?
💵 How Much Would It Take: Would you drink your own pee? Go bald forever? Never text again?
🧠 Are You a Psychopath? Take the quiz and find out who’s most likely to become a Netflix documentary
🔬 Ask Reddit: You’re a mad scientist creating a weapon of mass frustration—what do you build?

This episode is packed tighter than a Juneteenth bank line Chris didn’t know was closed. Tune in, drink up, and pray we don’t actually become a Harry Potter podcast.

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Chapters
00:00 – INTRO
1:29 – AMY WINEHOUSE CONTEST
3:44 – THAT FAMOUS LIGHTHOUSE IN MARYLAND
5:08 – WTF IS A PRO-FFEE?
7:19 – INVADER ZIM
8:42 – JUNETEENTH
10:56 – IS THE KOOL-AID MAN THE PITCHER OR THE JUICE?
12:00 – “VERY DETAIL ORIENTED”
14:04 – BEATING THE SYSTEM
16:40 – TIKTOK CRINGE
19:49 – EXTROVERTING AN INTROVERT
23:28 – RANDOM QUESTIONS
24:29 – HARRY PODDER (A PODCAST)
28:03 – DID YOU KNOW? (HARRY POTTER EDITION)
37:26 – JOKE OF THE DAY
38:11 – THE KING OF ROCK N ROLL
40:43 – CHRIS’S GIRLFRIEND
43:53 – HOW MUCH MONEY WOULD IT TAKE FOR YOU TO DO THESE THINGS?
48:21 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
50:05 – ARE YOU A PSYCHOPATH?
55:14 – NATIONAL DAYS & BIRTHDAYS
1:02:42 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S YOUR MILDLY INFURIATING INVENTION?
1:20:45 – OUTRO

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