The Nerd Nebula - Audio Drama - The Side-Scrolling Planet ( COMPLETE )

Modern Noise Media

Join Jay Silver & Brother Barkington—a reckless space adventurer and his loyal sidekick... who’s literally a talking tree—as they stumble through the galaxy in an epic tale of chaos and questionable decision-making. First, they accidentally doom an entire planet (turns out pressing all the buttons at once is a bad idea), then they steal a sacred flower from an alien temple (because Barkington insisted it would “really tie the spaceship together”).

Their journey takes them through the 16-bit boss rush from hell, where they face off against a sentient blender, a two-headed space walrus, and a villainous crab wearing a top hat. Along the way, they somehow make new friends—mainly because Barkington's soothing bark puns tend to disarm even the angriest enemies.

This is the sprawling, pixel-packed tale of “The Nerd Nebula: The Side-Scrolling Planet Saga”—where bad decisions are just plot twists, saving the day involves a lot of accidental property damage, and a tree with deep roots in sarcasm steals the spotlight. Will they succeed? Probably not. But will it be hilarious? You can bet your bark on it.