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Miserable Retail Slave

Anxiety rankings/ Bumper sticker talk (2:20)/ Redneck mudslut (4:00)/ More bumper stickers (7:50)/ Matty F’s somber tones (12:00)/ Rabbit talk (12:30)/ work singers (15:30)/ watching Hamilton (19:20)/ Thinning hair and a Bermuda Triangle of Sadness (21:15)/ Toupees in the wild/ Sad hairstyles and LA Looks (23:00)/ “give me some of them stem cells to rub on my head” (27:00)/ Matty F has babies (31:00)/ The Cats and kids metaphor (32:50)/ The hidden truth about bunnies (34:30)/ Living with kids is exactly like that Baby Shark Song (37:00)/ House smells (38:50)/ A retail rant from Matty (41:00)/ Tales of being essential and now not being essential in retail (43:00)/ Brain fog and losing all the arguments (46:00)/ Jury Duty and a game of Clue (47:35)/ Wrestling talk (54:00)/ Dog adoptions (1:03:11)

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Miserable Retail Slave is a big, dumb comedy show established in 2012. Randy and comedian cohost, Tommy Thompson, look at life through their cracked and skewed lens. Their glasses might be rose-colored but they’re also smudged and half empty. The goal is to make you laugh, so if you’re looking for a fun conversation...this podcast is for you!

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