037 Coronavirus Collapse... or Just Allergies?

Maximum Carbon Sinkhole

KC & JP were not going to do an episode about COVID 19 because it felt like a media grab. But then they realized Maximum Carbon Sinkhole is buried too deep into the weird that even though the rest of the world is now soaking in it, they haven't reached MCSH depths, yet. Plus, a pandemic that is shutting down major US cities is kind of, like, a thing that might actually cause A) societal collapse and B) a drastic draw down of emissions. Plus, it's hilarious in that whole fan-hit-by-shit kind of way. Pandemics of the last 100 years all have the same cause. Where our resilience has been ahead. Where it's been behind. What's the upside of coronavirus? AFTERNOON NEWS UPDATE with Candice Baker and Peter Lapin (0:00:01) NEWS CONFERENCE with Florida Secretary of Health, Safety, Hepatitis Transmission, Gas Pump Veracity, Kava Bars, and Invasive Reptilians (0:51:19)