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Growing Up Christian

Our first merch item is available for preorder, and it's a doozy... Get yours at https://growing-up-christian.storenvy.com/

Who among us hasn’t spent a Wednesday evening listening to a dopey youth pastor in carpenter jeans and witty t-shirt (‘Let’s taco bout Jesus’ or ‘iPray’) preach a sermon on “the dangers of giving your heart away?” The subsequent object lesson usually involved chewed gum, a beat up car, or our favorite - a paper heart. The 30-something adolescent development expert would then instruct you to tear off a piece for every girlfriend/boyfriend you had, every crush you’ve experienced, and worst of all, every time you experienced lust. The implication was that the tattered paper remnant in your hand was all that’s left for you to give to your future spouse – a powerful lesson coming from a guy who had courted his wife for 3 months before proposing! Well friends, we’re declaring all of our listeners virgins once more! To celebrate our perpetual purity, we’re offering our very first merchandise, the “Born Again Virgin” tee. These shirts are sustainably-sourced, super soft, and printed by our buddy Zach whose work you can find on Instagram @zachmerrill_. We absolutely love them! Don’t hide the good news under your bush, virgins… let it shine! Go to https://growing-up-christian.storenvy.com/ and preorder yours!