Ep 101: Sportify!

Functional Design in Clojure

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This week, the topic is: "introducing Sportify!". We tackle a new application, thinking it'll be an easy win—only to discover that our home run was a foul, and the real world is about to strike us out!

Our discussion includes:

• Introduce a new series!
• Sportsball! Sportsball!
• Going back in time.
• An overview of video production workflows.
• What is a media asset manager?
• How hard could it be?
• What could possibly go wrong?
• What are all the things we'll need to handle?
• What is a situated problem?
• Does immutability matter when most of the work is I/O?
• Code stability in Clojure.

Selected quotes:

• "Clojure has made our lives fun, so we want to make your lives fun."
• "What do people love when they're watching sporting events? They love their highlights."
• "This is not a business problem. This is a sports problem, and sports problems are different."
• "Now this is where we're reaching the edges of reality, but just hang on. Come with us."
• "How hard could it be?!"
• "What could possibly go wrong?!"
• "But this MAM...do you have to be polite? Can I have the video ma'am?"
• "We've got to do the right amount. That's the hard part: the right amount."
• "Is there a fraught problem that's not situated, or a situated problem that's not fraught?!"
• "Situated, in my mind, is useful. I don't just want to heat the room up with my computer. I want to actually get something done!"