FOTS 69 – @Jessokfine Returns (Nice!)

Friends of the Show

What can I say about this week’s friend, she’s the best! She was the very first Friend of the Show before I even knew what the show was, and she helped co-hosting one of the Christmas Spectacular best of episodes, and has been a great friend to myself and so many of us in the Twitter fun joke community, it’s @jessokfine!

Questions from Twitter:

Jess!!!
Do you like your name, or would you rename yourself now if it were a quick/easy process? If so, what would your new name be?
Second, what is your favorite thing about yourself? Is it your impeccable humor? Your beauty? Or your wise nature?

— all the time mais (@maisondecris) March 6, 2020

I can’t wait to hear this!
What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
Do you like to garden?
What is your favorite thing about yourself?

— madrigal (@whatmaddness) March 7, 2020

hi jess long time razzer first time caller
question for you; how do you continue to deny thousands of scientists that back my fact based theory that cows are boob horses ?

— will, very spooky enlightened monarch (@upsidedowntrash) March 7, 2020

Questions: Are polka dots always a safe bet for spring? On a beach, would you rather pick up shells or use a metal detector? Also, what is all that plankton out there really up to?

— Mave (@MavenofHonor) March 6, 2020

Congratulations !
1. If you could visit Australia, where would like to go to first or most?
2. How exactly perfect is Steven’s voice though?

— Hoppers the Mullet-Haver (@FrogAvalanche) March 6, 2020

I love Jess she is the only person I can rely on on here to parse horrible food videos in the same way and for this I appreciate her very much
QUESTIONS
1) if you could fly, would you?
2) what's the best law
3) what is your favorite law and why isn't it the answer for 2)

— Kevin (hello) (@Kevaclysm) March 7, 2020

I don’t know if I’m too late but here are some
1) what will your platform be when you run for President 2024
2) what are the dangers of getting horny online
3) would you rather live in a bounce castle or a tree house

— Sweatpants Cher (@House_Feminist) March 7, 2020

Jess, first of all hello and, might I also add, henlo.
1) Are you brand loyal for anything?
2) What is a mundane everyday thing that you do but secretly hope your kids will associate with you and always think of you when they do it in the future

— Timmy (@TheTimmyToes) March 7, 2020

1) a while back when i was in ur area and u said i could come over and eat pasta with ur family. it didn’t work out but what kind of pasta would u make us?
2) i’m aware ur a very powerful wizard,,, which magic are ur strongest in?

— 𝚘𝚕𝚍 𝚝𝚘𝚖 (@YuckyTom) March 6, 2020

what should i name a girl dogg?

— hoss (@malt_skull) March 7, 2020

Wow this is too much excitement
1) What is your advice to future queens who are up and coming on the internet?
2) Do you have any particular opinions on toilet paper and toilet paper manufacturers?
..and yes, you knew it was coming:
3) The "KISS" question (Steven, please explain)

— Todd 'Papi' Carlos (@TheToddWilliams) March 7, 2020

Thank you so much Jess, thank you so much listeners, it’s been very fun!