Episode 101: Clogged Sewers, Flushable Wipes, India and Crap Outside and the Bidet Debate

Frank The Lunatic ® Rants ©

What's worse than a giant hairball? A giant wad of a mix of used toilet paper and flushable wipes!! And that's the trouble we have down here in river city...

Speaking about giant wads, how about the fact that a large portion of the world does not have any type of toilet system or sometimes even a sewer system at all?

Of course, there are those people that just don't give a crap, well actually, they do give a crap, all over the streets of India -- Yes a delightful nation that tries to reign in as a modern superpower with nuclear warheads, just waiting to drop them on Pakistan, but yet doesn't have the ability to stop their citizens from taking dumps out on the street.

Maybe the whole world should just install bidets, no more dirty poop shoots, and no more giant wads of toilet paper and flushable wipes. What are we so afraid of in the US that we don't install bidets in houses? You can't even find them in your large-name hotels? Or better yet, why can't you install a urinal in a home or do both, a bidet and a urinal? Would make for a more convenient and clean bathroom experience.

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