The Bird Who Forgot to Fly

Fake Headlines Podcast

This week the Dillons are back with a full lengther- that's what they call it. Accept it. They talk office llamas, a survivalist cat, underground coasters, hobbies, a cashew with a famous face and of course the best way to pass the time while in quarantine - even if the lame-o neighbor lady hates it.

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This week's headlines include:

• Bored at Home? Hobby Helper will Help You Get a Hobby (That Isn’t Netflix).
• Woman Calls Police on Neighbors When They Won’t Stop Having Constant Sex
• This Farm Sanctuary Will Let You Invite a Llama or Goat to your Next Video Meeting
• Pet Cat Survives 40 Days Locked in Apartment After Human Family Is Hospitalized with Coronavirus
• Cashew Shaped Like Nicolaus Cage Sells on EBay for $1200
• Underground Roller Coaster Construction Halted After Unmarked Graves Discovered

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Fake Headlines is a weekly comedy podcast featuring a husband & wife riffing on absurd news with some made up headlines thrown into the mix! We don't know what headlines ahead of time that the other person has prepared, and we see where the conversation takes us.

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