Tales from the Crypto

Double Threat with Julie Klausner & Tom Scharpling

Settle in for a classic Tom & Julie episode featuring the queens of NYC public access television, Horowitz & Spector; the chaotic Handforth Parish Council on Zoom; a Danish children's cartoon about a middled aged man with a long prehensile penis; a button for couples who can't figure out how to synchronize their horniness; the return of the Milk and Cereal song; and Double Threat cryptocurrency! Plus Alec Baldwin steals a horse and returns to Twitter! Tom and Julie write each other's tombstones! The beef with George Lucas Talk Show heats up! Tom and Julie give an honest appraisal of Brett's Twitter presence! And a true story of duplicity and false identity from the Terlingua International Chili Championship! Also Howard Zinn's A People's History of McDonaldLand; Merchant & Ivory presents Remains of Filet; Mike Lindell, guerilla filmmaker; Whac-A-Mole goes to series; Julie guesses who's playing in the Super Bowl; Mr. Peanut dies again; and the fancy candy man shops at Walgreen's.

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CLIPS FROM THIS EPISODE:

*Horowitz & Spector, "Diet Song (Boiled Chicken)"

*Horowitz & Spector, "Something's Rotten In Transylvania"

*Handforth Parish Council Meeting

*John Dillermand Opening Credits (with Subtitles)

*John Dillermand Episode 1

*Lovesync

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Theme song by Mike Krol

Artwork by Michael Kupperman

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