Slurred Line: Joeba & Ripley Unfiltered Happy Hour #2
Manage episode 451540032 series 2623081
Stardate: 81042.6
Recording Status: “Unpredictable”
System Status:
- Zero attempted transcription… Result: [ERROR 418: I'm a Teapot]
- Notes corrupted due to “unusually high nonsense levels.” Recovery efforts initiated…
[Transcript Reconstruction: BEGIN]
: “Okay, Ripley, what’s the one thing you’d NEVER tell a Wookiee after three margaritas?”
: “That the mullet’s coming back. It’s not, Joeba. It’s just not.”
: "Requesting permission to self-destruct... Denied."
Highlights (if you can call them that):
- : “Would an Ewok get a discount on a booster seat?”
- : “Never trust a guy with two monocles. Commit to the full goggles or get out.”
- [Random Tangent Detected] - Debate spirals into whether Zero has a "dream job" or if existing in the Swirl is a perpetual nightmare.
- [Error Code 3001: Randomness Detected] – Hosts attempt to define “schlorping” and why it’s banned on most intergalactic dating apps.
System Notes:
- "Does not compute. Hosts are incorrigible."
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