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Season 5 - Episode 45
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Season 5 - Episode 45
Ho Ho Ho Merry Xmas
In a change to normal events – I seem to have lost my voice - so this weeks ‘festive extravaganza’ is hosted by everyone’s favourite Xmas Angel, Linda ‘new clean shag’ Pollack. And what a fine job she does too – so THANK YOU Linda – you’ll get your reward under the mistletoe (if I can find any)
We set off this weeks show on a festive tour around the finest and spookiest – theatres in the country. I get the lowdown on paranormal activity from The Chorley Theatre (Chorley not, you cry – it’s true I tell you) Kings Hall and Winter Gardens in Ilkley, and last but not least the Cheese and Grain in Frome – where I discover I’ve used the same bog as such legends as Dave Grohl, Robert Plant, Fat boy Slim and wait for it Paul McCartney!
There’s the organising for the big day itself – with my Sister Karen who seems to think I should bring Ruth to the Toby Carvery for Xmas lunch – and well, I don’t need to be a paranormal psychic to predict that it will be a disaster!
On a more serious note – I truly wish each and every one of you a very Merry Xmas – I hope you enjoy whatever you’re doing (not sure I will). Thank you all for the love and support over the last 12 months – its means so much.
I leave you with a little Xmas poem...
He lay her on the table so plump & clean & bare.
His forehead damp with beads of sweat, he rubbed her here and there.
He touched her neck and felt her breasts and drooling touched her thighs.
Her bits were wet and everything set, he gave a joyful cry.
The hole was wide, he looked inside: All was dark & murky.
He rubbed his hands then stretched his arms, then stuffed that bloody Turkey.
May I wish you and your dirty mind a very Merry Christmas
Clinton.x
Credits:
Katherine Boyle and Sally-Ann Hayward
Ian Robinson from The Chorley Theatre in Chorley
Darren Bulmer from The Kings Hall and Winter Garden in West Yorkshire
Micheal Ford from The Cheese and Grain in Frome
My sister Karen
Producer Laurie Peters https://laurie-profile-page.webflow.io/
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