Oscarbate - Part I

Carousel Of Dick Jokes

In this week's two-part Oscar episode, Cracked Columnist Kathy Benjamin and Cracked screenwriter Dave Bell join me to make wild speculations about who would be taking home this year's Oscars, all presented after the fact so you can see exactly how wrong we were. Kathy does an excellent job of telling us why Michael Fassbender won't be winning an Oscar (hint: it has nothing to do with him hanging dong), Dave makes an interesting point about newcomers with funny names that was shot to hell during the ceremony, and I unsuccessfully try to convince everyone that Gravity was overrated. Oh, and there are spoilers in this episode, so heads-up. Part II coming later this week!