The Bachelor - Season 25, Week 4

Bachelor Massacre

Welcome to Bachelor Massacre! This episode originally appeared as bonus content on the J Waves podcast Lurk Mode.

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UGGGGGH making a podcast is exhausting, y'all. Me and MandySays watch The Bachelor on Tuesday night, then do the podcast, and then I get up at the crack and edit 4 eva while simultaneously trying to buy stocks and make smoothies and clean my sneakers and all the other shit I do in the morning. I know a lot of you podcasters are doing your mixes "quick and dirty" but I JUST CAN'T BECAUSE I AM A PROFESSIONAL so I hope you appreciate all the exxxtra effort I put in that nobody notices.

It's Week 4 and I think we all knew that the support these ladies seemed to be giving each other was due to expire like so much raw chicken in the sun. The arrival of five, count em, FIVE new women sparks a great divide as gang warfare starts to pop off and a new faction called The OGs emerges. Victoria is seen buying two used Glocks from a producer that probably have multiple bodies on them while Anna slowly files her teeth on the ground giving herself a mouthful of shivs. Katie once again lifts her vibrator from it's carrying case and gets ready to trudge into battle. Matt, somewhat perturbed by these new developments, continues to hide behind a veil of turtlenecks and soft jackets.

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Music in this episode:

"Blow The Whistle" - Too $hort