#17: ChaterererORdateEmUp/JustaChatPlease

An Endless Redundancy with Olly Woods

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Was going to put a, "x", after the episode title, but wasn't sure whether that would be a step too far, these days. Please be ensured: NOBODY, is entitled to kiss me. It's just a niceity that many of us add on to text messages, when we struggle for bonds past those we know. It's a scary and Fearmongering kind of world these days.
Perhaps you expect I get my jollies off of being an absolute tossing-pr(w)anker. I mean no-offence, but I feel this attempt at a podcast is:
1.) Unnecessary.
2.) Sad.
3.) Lovely.
4.) Complex.
5.) Very stupid and classically-"thick", by English colloquial standards.
6.) It's not the 90s, but nobody is my age on this phone-line... Not sure why I expected otherwise...
9.) Just really what it says on the box: Confounding, plump, deep, wet, and pumplexing.
I know... P-E-R-P-L-E-X-I-N-G.
I feel it's not too out-of-my-remit to say: a dis one is a obsolete, BANGARRR.
Have fun. More SadLines, soon. (THOUGH NOBODY REQUESTED THEM. RAIN, SLEET, OR LOVELY-WEATHER-WE-ARE-HAVING.)
This one cost about £10 in credit, however... Don't want it reimbursing, that much is on me, but... Still. Still rather mental, indeed. ENJOY

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"I never thought to say this originally, because I wouldn't like to lose myself in a Social-Vacuum-Esque Hellscape.
Purely if you think I have something to be understood, or anything of value...
Then, and, only then.
Be a Fan.
I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."
{Poddy e-mail address coming soon.}