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We discuss the physical properties of the diarrhea planet! Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

We discuss the most famous recording artist you never head of, hipsters, and testicular comfort! Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

We discover how to lie effectively, learn that most police departments officially condone murder, and bring you the delightful history of the Christmas cracker! Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

We incoherently recap of the Star Wars series and definitively prove that Empire Strikes Back is the worst movie in the original trilogy. NO FORCE AWAKENS SPOILERS - DON'T WORRY Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

We discover that Donald Trump plans to "Make America Great Again" by imitating Adolf Hitler and paraphrazing Hitler's classic work: Mein Kampf! Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

We find out how to play centre field, discover that everything in the future will be made of ants, and learn how to behave respectfully at an Elton John concert. Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

We discuss the best and worst of the James Bond film series! Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

We make fun of the woeful incompetence of the TSA! Write to us at podcastmadness@gmail.com

We discover that religions are uncannily similar to RPGs, comic books and click-bait. Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

We find the ultimate getaway for the conspiracy theorist: sailing the conspire-seas. Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

We interpret Australian gun laws in the most absurd way possible and realise that life is a video game as long as you own an Apple Watch Edition! Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

We get back in touch with the working man, discover that we are all related to monsters, and find out that you can order a sandwich through the mail! Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

We bring you tales of the mysterious Bermuda Triangle & other vortices, preceded by a discussion of racist adhesive tape. Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

We learn of the fastest Scottish surgeon, the rich history of Tuvalu, and what really happens after you die! Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

We discuss the Mad Max mythos and the latest Spike Lee joint: NBA 2K16. Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

We declare war on space truthers, hear of a delightful new culinary hate crime, and discover the best way to celebrate the 4th of July. Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

We bring you a fashionably late review of Terminator Genisys, rant about urine soked pants, and prove that Skynet travelled back in time to harass Abraham Lincoln. Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

We learn the rich history of pizza, which words are too rude for GTA online, and that marriages performed on ships are built on lies! Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

We discover that molasses is fast, how to redirect aircraft, and the best place to hold a party in Chicago! Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

We discuss the deadly and revolting spitball, the realism of Space Jam, and why sports need to be more like RPGs. Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

We discover the greatest invention since the lightbulb, how to make a perfect nativity scene, and the true meaning of a Yuletide log! Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

We learn where to find infinitely recursive penises, which golden girl has the best gams, and how to stop a nosebleed. Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

We check out the latest cyberpunk gadgets, learn of the great emu war, and discover that Hitler and Chaplin are the same guy! Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

We learn that there are freight trains on Venus, that empty space is hot, and that thinking about stuff makes you heavier! Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

We discuss the epic history of fonts! Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

We resurrect a lost form of meditation, prove that God exists, and discover which hat makes you look the most manly! Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

We find the greatest gift card ever, discuss the various ways to dispose of your dead animals and/or body parts, and learn that Scotty must go on every space mission! Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

We find out about animals in the army, the realism of Oscar the Grouch, and the Tetris movie! Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

We discuss how Windows 10 got its name, learn why DOS was the greatest operating system, and determine that the IOC is the most corrupt organisation ever. Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

We uncover a mausoleum for TV, discuss the virtues of virtual reality, and attempt to become the lawnmower man! Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

We discuss why bending should be an olympic discipline, realise that society has hit a new level of decadence, and learn that communists have infiltrated the FBI. Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

We find out what really goes on in the operating theatre, learn how to get a good taxi, and bring you a wacky tale of sophistication! Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com

We learn how to have a real good time, discuss the most uncool names ever, speed past the cops without getting a fine, and discover the politically correct term for muppets! Write to us at: podcastmadness@gmail.com