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Portal Quandary is a real-play dramedy Dungeons and Dragons podcast. Magnolia, Lucille, Noah and Hymmbo are four strangers who find themselves stuck in a mystical land farther away than they ever thought possible. Our party must explore this dangerous land to return home, but somehow, this alien world provokes questions about home they never thought to ask.
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Fresh from their latest encounter, the team plans to head to the castle to recover, but they’re waylaid as they splash straight into their next case. Sassandra’s encounter leaves her dodging questions, while Ezra tempts fate once more. Höde suffers another loss, and Doug partakes in some tea. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse …
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The squad is called to seek out a missing person. The resulting investigation sends the party into disarray, and loyalties come into question around every turn. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language, fantasy violence, and kidnapping. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Join our Patreon Keeper, Edi…
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Our newly-minted gumshoes explore their first case together! Doug leads a charge, while Höde finds himself in a bind. Ezra feels homesick, and Sassandra's protective instincts flare. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language, fantasy violence, and mentions of blood. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook…
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Welcome to our Monster of the Week interlude! In the city of Aubade, a royal wedding awaits its grooms. Unfortunately, one fairy and his portal-making orrery wreak havoc unleashes a mass of alien monsters on the desert oasis. Our new team of monster-hunting gumshoes must do damage control and (hopefully) track down the missing grooms while they’re …
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Welcome to our series interlude, where we depart from our regular tabletop to play Monster of the Week! In the city of Aubade - home to our season one cast - a royal wedding is set to take place. Chaos at the Sun Temple interrupts the proceedings, and our party is thrown headfirst into their first encounter. Content warnings for this week’s episode…
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Your portal queries revisited! Join us for our post-season Q&A to explore how our party developed over season 2, wrap up lingering questions, and see if Rosie can name all 123 goats before Close of Business. You'll also get a teaser into our between-seasons mini-arc coming up while we prepare for season 3! Content warnings for this episode include …
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While we prepare for our mid-season arc, take a listen to the first episode of our Patreon-exclusive series - The Quiet Year. If you want to listen to the rest, head over to our Patreon at patreon.com/PortalQuandary! Volcanos, flowers, fresh bread, and a charismatic young woman. Welcome to the first episode of our patreon-exclusive miniseries! The …
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Glamos is here… Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language, fantasy violence, and mentions of animal death. Join our Patreon Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Follow us on Threads Dungeon Master, Editing, and Community Manager is Tyrone Cross Noah is Steven Edwards Timothy is Olive Jerome Lucille is …
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In the penultimate episode, the party prepares for their final battle and says their last goodbyes to the city that helped them. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language. Join our Patreon Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Follow us on Threads Dungeon Master, Editing, and Community Manager is Tyrone…
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Armed with the final essence, the team returns to Lambence to complete the orrery. The world outside the skyscraper has changed as the effects of destroying Exanimus befall the region, and the stakes get uncomfortably higher. Both Lambence and our wayward party must scramble to make preparations, or risk losing their last chance of going home. Cont…
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The truth of the Astroexanimus is revealed. Separated and losing health, the party must race to the essence before their time runs out. Will they escape in time, or will the looming skyscraper become the tomb of yet another victim? Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language. Join our Patreon Find us on Instagram Follow us on T…
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Without magic and facing down a new enemy, the party must think outside the box in order to defeat their opponent. The wayward bard is finally found. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language, fantasy violence, suggestive language, and references to alcohol. Join our Patreon Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on…
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The final journey begins. The group makes their way into the strangely familiar Exanimus to retrieve the final essence for their dimension-travelling orrery. As they venture further in, unsettling revelations are made as an old mystery unravels. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and mentions of blood. Find us on Insta…
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The party prepares for their foray into Exanimus with mixed results. The debate over whether to trust the summer court with the orrery continues. Meanwhile, Cleary gets a message from an unexpected source. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and references to alcohol. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on …
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The Astroavos' vague instructions are dispensed and the party commences with a game in the palace of clouds. Will they find the essence of air, or will the Astroavos find them first? And what happens if it does? Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and fantasy violence. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on…
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The team makes their way to Avos! Ascending into the cloud castle with their new gadgets, their search for the essence of air begins. Magnolia acts as the party’s diplomat, but Timmit is less keen on the castle’s inhabitants. . . Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Fa…
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Tempers flare after Timmit catches Noah prying. Magnolia performs another aetherbloom experiment, and Lucille seeks answers about the voice in her head. Meanwhile, with the bounty of gems gathered in Novis, Timmit finds a way to help equip the team for their foray upwards into Avos. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language. …
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Having retrieved the essence of fire, the group makes their way back to Lambence to prepare for their next journey. However, their report to Cleary is not well-received, and Timmit voices growing suspicion about the true intentions of their fairy friends. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language. Find us on Instagram Follow …
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Your quandaries are answered! Join us for a mid-season break as Tyrone and the players answer questions about their characters, themselves, and theorise about what’s in store for the second half of season 2! Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Follow us on Th…
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Magnolia and Noah make conversation with the Astronovis, but Timmit and Lucille are less inclined for chit-chat. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Follow us on Threads Dungeon Master, Community Manager, and Editing is Tyrone Cross Noah is Steven Edwards Tim…
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The team makes their descent into the mines of Novis and begin the search for Cleary’s gem. As usual, they encounter a rocky situation - though this one is rockier than most. Lucille makes a friend that reminds her of home. Meanwhile, Timmit hears some unsettling noises. . . Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and fanta…
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The party issues a public apology to the city of Lambence on Tea Day. As they prepare for their descent into Novis, they make some new discoveries about the city's past and the nature of the Astrolustris. Lucille gets a glimpse of home, while Noah and Timmit reach out to Thaumus for some arcane assistance. Content warnings for this week’s episode i…
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The group returns to Lambence and has a history lesson about the Summer Court. Noah has fun with a new skill, while Timmit finds his footing with the others. Meanwhile, new information arises about Kyros's role in the current state of events. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok …
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Having survived the tricks and traps of the pyramid, the party gets ready to rumble in a showdown against the Astrotheran! Sometimes, however, battle and sacrifice go hand in hand. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and fantasy violence. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Follow us on Threads …
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Lucille faces the consequences of her actions as our team ventures further into Theran. Noah struggles with the desert heat, and the party navigates the Astrotheran's den. There may or may not be magic mushrooms involved. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and brief references to alcohol. Find us on Instagram Follow us…
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The team returns to Lambence and convenes with Cleary to resupply before their next outing. Magnolia investigates the mysterious aetherbloom and comes to a concerning conclusion, while Timmit gets a crash-course in magical schooling. Noah makes a new friend, and Lucille comes to the King with a proposal. Content warnings for this week’s episode inc…
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Newly armed with the essence, the party returns to Lambence to regroup. Magnolia has a strange experience that sheds new light on the portal quandary so far, and Timmit struggles to find his place on the team. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language, suggestive language, and references to alcohol. Find us on Instagram Follo…
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The party's stress levels are put to the test as they disagree on the best way to handle the Astroneptis. Timothy earns his place on the team, and Lucille leads a charge. Will the party come together for long enough to face their common foe, or will their infighting have dire consequences? Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse lan…
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The party encounters a few new faces, but loses track of others. We learn more about the goat system, Lucille and Magnolia’s friendship reaches a new level, and Noah plays favourites (no thopters were harmed in the making of this episode). Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language, fantasy violence, and mentions of animal dea…
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The group takes their first step into Neptis, and Lucille learns about the joys of flying. Noah introduces some sweet new friends to the party. Magnolia puts her botanist hat on, and Hymnbo teaches the scouts a few important Earth customs. Don’t forget - when all else fails, follow the chimes! Content warnings this week include fantasy violence Fin…
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Introductions abound! Our new party finds their footing in Lambence, the Wayfarers’ City as Moving Day takes place. Armed with knowledge about the world they now find themselves in, they take their first step towards getting back home. Content warnings for this week’s episode include references to fantasy violence, coarse language, and brief refere…
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Welcome to the first episode of Portal Quandary: Prophis! Meet Hymnbo, Noah, Magnolia and Lucille as their paths collide and they experience some unexpected lifestyle changes. They may be facing new troubles, but it’s ok - they’ve got this. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language, references to alcohol, and fantasy violence…
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Prophis is the 2nd season of Portal Quandary, a real-play dramedy Dungeons and Dragons podcast. Season two follows a new group of adventurers facing new challenges. You don’t need to listen to season one to follow season two, but you may pick up on some fun references if you have! Magnolia, Lucille, Noah and Hymmbo are four strangers who find thems…
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The party makes a shocking discovery. The secrets behind the portal quandary are revealed, and the sides become less clear. Thank you for joining us on this adventure! We greatly appreciate your support in listening, and stay tuned if you want to keep up-to-date with our next project. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language…
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Another portal quandary strikes! The party helps Blizzbro with a problem he didn’t account for. Somebody calls the police, and somebody else calls for lights out. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language, suggestive language, and fantasy violence. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Follow us on Thre…
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The party reunites as they investigate the mystery behind the orrery. Elixia learns how to navigate the strange world, and Lin-Dare obtains the mystical Myki. Milo makes some wrong deductions. Fiero makes a new friend. Tabasco, as always, is a good boy. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language Find us on Instagram Follow us …
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Join Lin-Dare, Elixia, Milo, Fiero and Tabasco as they encounter a portal quandary! Complications ensue at Lin-Dare’s son’s wedding, and the party tries to stop a commotion at the sun temple, but things get a little too hot to handle. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language, fantasy violence, and suggestive language. No fir…
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