Use Atrocious Grammar by Sky Joiner저자 Sky Joiner

Karate fighting a wild beast might not be the best idea, but you're just stupid enough for it to work— maybe even more stupid. Ignoring every flashing evolutionary warning, this week we cover dropkicking birds, wrestling octopuses, and getting mauled to death by bears... at the zoo... in front of screaming schoolchildren.…

You been eating fiber? Cause shit just got dark. That's because this episode cannibalism is back on the menu: We're gonna raid the funeral home and crank out some Soylent Green. Now, the case against cannibalism may seem pretty cut and dry (though if your cut of human meat comes out dry, I'd suggest marinating longer), but with any luck we'll bring…

Our Canadian brethren are suffocating under the soft velvet robes of monarchy, and it's up to the U.S. to "liberate" their vast natural resources I mean our Northern brothers and sisters. Assuming their border defenses consist almost solely of natural dams built by beavers, should be a quick in-&-out— even though, yes, we do say that about every co…

Can you imagine you how much you’d get done if you had 20 copies of yourself? Though, I guess, that’s assuming they’d do exactly what you tell them. They won’t. They’re you. They don’t wanna have to do shit either.This episode we explore human cloning, Battlestar Galactica’s bad decisions, Tatiana Maslaney (and how she/them shall doom humanity), co…

Let’s face it: Traffic court drags on waaay too long. So we’re dusting off a classic to argue for bringing back the guillotine. It’s fast, efficient, objective, and shinier than the new Apple Iphone.Plus, gravity does all the work. One switch, one flick, all done. Unlike other current forms of capital punishment, as well, you’re left with a decapit…