We saved this one for a rainy day. A snowy day will do though! As we Texans shelter (hopefully) in our warm homes, why not add our voices to those fireplace vibes? Tyler and Andy contemplated whether or not another snow storm would occur at the time of recording, and guess what, they predicted correctly. Keeping us cozy and confident this episode i…

We are the homos with eyes that sparkle, Queens! The totally tight TikTok talent Taylor Morgan McPherson (@sparklequeenla) stopped by the Gooplah laboratory to help the boys with their chemistry. You see, some of our queer peeps and pals don't know how to get past biology, cuz playing the early dating game is often all about physics. Tune in to thi…

It's beginning to look a lot like A BONUS EPISODE! This recording was made weeks ago, but we believe that it should be Gay Christmas all year round. So yes, in this episode, Tyler opens his presents from Andy. Also yes, it is very cute. Because you know we like to keep on theme, we thought we'd invite someone on who brings joy to queers across DFW:…

What's all the Gooplah? Well, HML is changing their name! This was supposed to be the last episode of our third season before our epic rebrand, but instead, just to mess with everyone's already fragile brains, it's our third to last. Cuz why not!? You know we like to keep our quality queers and astonishing allies on their toes. There was lots of eg…

Join HML hosts Tyler and Andy for our trivia game show: “Porn for the Holigays,” where three professional porn stars compete to see who can answer our questions first. Each contestant has the chance of winning a fabulous prize, and you’ll have to tune in to find out who finishes first. ;-) Here are the game categories: Game one: -Beginning or false…

Charlie Gearing (@gearingforTexas), Democratic candidate for District 114, aka- East Dallas, stopped by the pod to talk with Tyler and JP about how he's going to help build a better Texas. Charlie is a champion for reproductive rights, trans rights, housing rights, and actively combats harmful policies. Visit gearingfortexas.com to learn about his …

Are you wearing kites after Labor Day? Fly away with us on this most special episode where we untangle fashion trends, both knotty and nice alike, with the eclectic TikTokreative, Mandy Lee (@oldloserinbrooklyn). Do you even KNOW why you're wearing those socks beneath your sandals? Will Crocs EVER be in style? This episode can serve as your first s…

We are living in a queer society! If you didn't know that, then allow us to inform you. On today's episode, Tyler and Andy are joined by David Quiñones and Robert Brice of the "Proud Society," an LGBTQ organization that helps bring queers of all shapes and sizes together. Their mission is to offer events and services to anyone who can't find that g…

If you're an avid listener of "Homo's Modern Life," then it's no secret that our episodes which connect us to the creatives behind HBO's "We're Here" are some of our best. Join us for another conversation about wellness and drag with official superstar and soon to be household drag name, Dustin Van Dyke! You can find him on Facebook or instagram un…

We don't believe in the glorification of murderers. We do believe in the empowerment of queers who love TV and film. (To clarify: in regards to the stuff about "You," we are KIDDING.) Hi there! Our editor got a blowout on an open highway (nobody was injured) and has been recovering. That's why this episode is a day late, and we do apologize. Speaki…

We are queens who like to laugh, so for today's episode of "Homo's Modern Life," we brought on TikTok sensation and comedian, Edson Montenegro (@edsonmountaineggroll). This gumption stuffed snack is much more than an appetizer. Their hole positive attitude brings some much needed visibility to accidental defecators across the globe, and we believe …

We love to use our platform at "Homo's Modern Life" to tell our fellow queers and allies what's inspiring us. Right now, that's HBO's "We're Here" (@werehere), and we were fortunate enough to once again host both of the show's handsome, talented, and pumpkin pie sweet creators. PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO THE STAGE: JOHNNIE INGRAM (@johnnieinstagram) AN…

How have we been THIS gay for THIS long and NOT had a Halloween episode? Well, the witches have finally finished their brew, so now your ear holes are in for a treat, and that's no trick! Tyler and Andy talk the 2021 Oaklawn block party and close the case (gap?) on whether you can go "hole's out" on the streets or not. HML's got some hot costume id…

"Ruff! Yip, yip! Howwwwwwwwl!" That's "gather round for a new episode" in canine, because we're talkin' puppy play! Tyler and Andy invited Mutt-sician Trent Rush (@trentrushmusic) to bark about his alternative rock band, "The Wild Frontiers" (@thewildfrontiers), and things quickly got kinky. While wearing the hood would be too much for Tyler's deli…

Andy and Tyler finally touch tips! That's right, on this episode of "Homo's Modern Life," the boys finally compare the sizes of their... noses. HML's talking aesthetics on this one, folks. Nails, do you have 'em? Do you want 'em? DM us with your fiercest colors and designs! In traditional HML style, this episode goes in 69 different directions. Wan…

What's up modern queers and friends!? We've missed you and your lovely attention, but trust that in our time apart we've cooked up a fresh batch of HML content. That's right, we have many delicious guests booked for the next few months, with many more sure to follow. Now get that drum roll ready, because none other than the living legend herself, B…

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US! We just turned one-hundreeeeed... and now we're gonna rest. Thanks for downloading and listening to our 100th recording where "Homo's Modern Life" looks back on the successes, internet issues (which came back with a vengeance for this one), icepocalypses, exciting special guests, drunken rants, evil crane…

HML history has been made! For the first time in two seasons, a guest appeared on our podcast totally naked! And let me tell you honey bunnies, we're proud that the one to do it was Dakota Payne (@dakotapayneofficial) *wink wink*. Nakedness, after all, doesn't grow any juicier. We apologize for the audio only (for now, *double wink wink*) format of…

Where u goin'? Where we goin'? As our team approaches the end of our season two, HML is looking forward to what's on the horizon. Stay tuned for lots of exciting announcements about upcoming game shows, panels, live events, collaborations, and more! On this classic Tyler on Andy episode of "Homo's Modern Life," the bois talk about moving. We all do…

In the immortal words of Mrs. Kasha Davis: "there's always time for a cocktail." HML's philosophy is take it off the apps and into the restaurant as soon as possible. Grindr and Tinder and all the other r's are great facilitators, but that long term connection is up to us. Tyler and Andy tell you what they think makes for a great or mediocre first …

The HML Channel was wild today, dear friends! As you know, things are f****** hot in Texas right now, and the temperature doesn't drop for today's podcast. Tyler and Andy were visited by the man, the myth, the legend, and the perkiest nipples on YouTube. Do we even have to say the name of this hunk with all da spunk? For most queers, he's a househo…

Not all gays are all about wild dancing, drugs, and sex. Like, duh. However, THIS episode of "Homo's Modern Life" is all about all of those things, because while we are about so much more, sometimes it's our duty to raise that booty. No matter your choice speed, and we're talking vibes here, this is an episode you can roll with. Are you curious abo…

A homo's modern life wouldn't be complete without movies, honey. I mean let's face it, many drag queens would never have reached their peak fierceness without the influence of silver screen slayers like Veronica Lake, Kim Novak, and of course... Marilyn... Tyler and Andy talk cinema from the classics to the cults with Dave White and Alonso Duralde,…

Sometimes reality bites... That's why the goddesses (examples of these celestial creatures being: Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, and RuPaul herself) gave us reality TV. Tyler and Andy sit back with their poppers and popcorn for a good old fashioned look back, reminiscing on some of the most iconic (and largely female led) reality shows of all time. …

Get it out of your pretty little head that the toughest sports are only for the heteronormative crowd. This week on "Homo's Modern Life," Tyler and Andy sit down with Devin Ibañez (@thatgayrugger), the out and proud pro rugby player with a heart of gold. And speaking of golden boys, his super supportive partner, Fergus Wade (@ferguswade), a musical…

Today is a very special day. Not only is it our 40th episode in season two (we've come so far and we couldn't have done it without you! *cue tears*), but we finally complete the epic "Bottom" trilogy. This week, we're looking at what we can eat to better prepare our holy selves for what comes after that romantic dinner. You wanna be a better bottom…

Hey there HML fans! We apologize if anyone had a problem downloading our May 25, 2021 episode that depicted our pre-election conversation with District 2 Dallas City Councilman Jesse Moreno. I've re-uploaded our chat with him here, because trying to update the original episode wasn't working. Thanks for your patience and for sticking with us. If yo…

From our HML family to yours, we wish you the happiest of Prides. We're curious. How much rainbow colored apparel do you own? DM us. Email us. Tweet us. Send a" Harry Potter" owl or a "Game of Thrones" raven. This is a big month for queerosexuals, and it seems many corporations across America have figured that out. Tyler and Andy chat about which a…

We promised you from the power bottoms of our hearts that we would bring you more professional studs. Honey, on this episode of "Homo's Modern Life," we deliver that and then some. Tyler and Andy get under the sheets with not one... not two... but THREE mouth watering men who have let it all hang out for our viewing pleasure. Jackson Reed (@Jackson…

Put your chef hats on and nothing else! Ok, maybe add an apron... Cuz... Safety (and it can be sexy too). Thanks for downloading another episode of "Homo's Modern Life." Tyler and Andy are joined by the dangerously delicious social media sensation we all Pokemon Go wild for: Elliott Norris (@callmebelly on TikTok and @elliottnorris on Instagram). T…

Everyone... Set your energy level to chill... Because this episode of "Homo's Modern Life" is all about the feels. Preston Light (@lighthauscreations), painter and bassist phenomenon, joins Tyler and Andy to talk about creative things. You really art to check this one out, because there are a plethora of playlist recommendations to behold, as well …

This one's for all the little gaybies who used to prance around their house with a candy cigarette pretending to be Cruella De Vil. We know that Ursula the Sea Witch was your drag mom. It's ok! Here at HML, we respect a good villain. Where would our animated movies and reality tv shows be without them? Andy and Tyler talk about their favorite bad b…

Move over, Yoog! This week's guest REALLY understands the heart of the cards. HML was lucky enough to be joined by Seth Vermilyea (@comingouttarot) to talk all things tarot, body design, and which cards are really just depicting giant penises. We'll show you our decks if you show us yours. Listen in for Seth's answers to your burning questions abou…

*BONUS EPISODE ALERT* Don't you just love when you get a raise? Well, you have been such adoring fans. Our team thought you deserved a reward. On this REVOLUTIONARY crossover episode, Tyler from HML and Ryan from Political Hookup do the Marvel thing and assemble two wonderful interviews with Dallas City Council Candidates from District 2: Raha Assa…

Just when you thought we couldn't get any sexier... Tyler and Andy are talkin' bout cowboys, lumberjacks, plumbers, and more. This is an intimate one, as you'll discover many a dirty little detail about what turns us on. We recommend you open your mind as well as your ears, because you might hear a thing or two that you'll wanna try out and proud w…

Whether you missed the boat on missed connections or not, you won't wanna miss connecting with this episode of "Homo's Modern Life." Tyler and Andy reveal some meet cutes and meet boots from their past when they tried to (often failing to) establish contact with certain uncertain strangers. "Listener with the impeccable taste! We think this episode…

Toe hair. Flesh eating beetles under a rock. Ignorant political speeches. Honey, everyone's got s**** they're afraid of, and if you think you don't, we'll fix you. This week, Tyler and Andy are talking all about their fears while sharing some of yours. If you're afraid of the dark like Andy, just turn us on and voila! Your bologna ain't no longer a…

Thanks for ordering a double Tyler and Andy off the podcast bar. You've chosen wisely! This week on HML, the boys schmooze over booze. In this cock tease of a cocktail you'll find the following delectable tastes: horse addiction, codependency, at least one brief reference to "Pretty Woman," and several more secret ingredients. Please listen respons…

Famous Drag Queens from another dimension, Tiffanie Tangerine and Restroom Downstairs, stopped by the HML pod in the forms they take while in our universe. Johnnie Ingram and Steve Warren, a dynamic duo for the ages, created the hit HBO show "We're Here" (@werehere) and our dynamic duo was given the immense pleasure of chatting them up about it. We…

Ghosts and ghoulies and wet dreams, oh my! Arlo, I don't think we're awake anymore... As our Andy maintains, and as many of you surely reflect, sometimes it is boring as hell when people tell you about their dreams. But listen, if anyone can ramp up a chat about all things that happen when gays go sweepy bye, it's our HML boys. Tyler and Andy talk …

We got your Jujubee. We got your Bianca Del Rio. That's right, Tyler and Andy got all yo' diva reads and "RuPaul's Drag Race" needs right the f*** here! Tune in to hear the boys rate the most iconic Queens, gossip about backstage drama, and make predictions about the latest season. You told us who you think the best in show are, and now's your chan…

Ever wonder what the podcast equivalent of a car crash sounds like? This episode of "Homo's Modern Life" starts in a few puppies barking and ends in a few scratches scratching. The boys talk about cars amidst a myriad of technical issues for the sake of your joy ride. It was all intentional of course. We wanted to simulate what it would be like if …

Are you still mourning the wilting of "Vine?" Well, pop open a wine and start feelin' fine, because you need to get some TikTok in your life. No, it's not the same thing, but there's a familial energy there. Our HML TikToks were needing a little energy themselves, so we brought on social media guru and avid Toker Taylor Ray Donaldson. On this episo…

Certain gays... Anti-maskers... Backwards underwear... Falling into horse manure... People who drive like Tyler in traffic... Let's be real, there is a CVS receipt long list of reasons we're all frustrated, but today, here's one less! Yep, your gorgeous eyes are staring at the latest HML podcast, and that's always good news. We hope our conversatio…

It's a turning point for our HML boys. Andy has realized that he isn't an avocado, and Tyler has alphabatized both his spice cabinets, the literal and the metaphorical. How do spritely gays celebrate their milestones with the world? Cute profile pics, of course! On this unfiltered episode of "Homo's Modern Life," we're talking' angles, outfits, lig…

The truth is out of the closet, just like our homosexual rears, and there’s nothing we can do to avoid gettin’ probed! We're talkin’ aliens, fairly certainly of our own volition, so any secret messages you decode are purely circumstantial. Put HML in your brain and press play. We aren’t to blame if these sound waves turn you gay. However, if they d…

In the name of the Furry and of the Bear and of the Holy Twink... We GAY, and because of this we've often been served an unhealthy (not at all) helping of bigotry alongside our wafers and wine. That said, we took the time to give true spirituality a fair shake and called in an authentic Christian gay! Tyler Martin (Gram: @Tylerisaacmartin), a proud…

We wear 'em (well, some of us do)... Some tear 'em (if you're into that sort of thing)... And on this episode of "Homo's Modern Life," we're talkin' 'bout 'em. That's right, we're gabbin' undies, and no matter what is or isn't covering your booty hole, I am sure we mention your preference at some point. The boys talk about their favorite pairs, lis…

Hello listeners, this is baby Arlo. I just wanted to say that I get jealous when my mommy spends time with all of you. She kept talking to y'all about New Year’s resolutions while I wanted to play, so that’s why you’ll hear quite a bit of me in this “Homo’s Modern Life” episode. My resolution is to be more respectful while she’s recording, but I’m …

Homo’s modern family has grown! Wanna find out more about the newest addition to our crew? Well, well, well… if you didgeridoo, then download this episode of “Homo’s Modern Life.” Also, for all you “Bachelorette” fans out there, Andy’s got the scoop on the juiciest drama from the most recent season of the show! You won’t want to miss his hot take. …