'Sixty seconds? It takes almost 60 seconds to say your name!' 'Oh, how very droll!' © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial or financial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. Thank you. floydsvoice@gmail.com Voice Cloning or Voice Reproduction Notice Without the express written co…

"Blimey, they cancelled, again? Well, one thing can be said about Freddy and the Fickle: they are consistent!" © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial or financial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. Thank you. floydsvoice@gmail.com Voice Cloning or Voice Reproduction Notice Wit…

"Who doesn't love to be in their company? They are such a jocund couple!" © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial or financial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. Thank you. floydsvoice@gmail.com Voice Cloning or Voice Reproduction Notice Without the express written consent of F…

A sample of a new podcast that will begin at the start of November. You'll get the idea of what it's about when you listen. I would love to get your feedback, if you have a moment, drop me a note: floydsvoice@gmail.com. Hope to hear from you! © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial or financial gain without the express written per…

A sample of a new podcast that will begin at the start of November. You'll get the idea of what it's about when you listen. I would love to get your feedback, if you have a moment, drop me a note: floydsvoice@gmail.com. Hope to hear from you! © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial or financial gain without the express written per…

"Nigel, your endless rumination will surely lead to your ruination!" © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial or financial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. Thank you. floydsvoice@gmail.com © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial or financial gain without the …

"Poor Carl, he's a right old ninnyhammer." © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial or financial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. Thank you. floydsvoice@gmail.com Voice Cloning or Voice Reproduction Notice Without the express written consent of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas J…

"Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together, please, for Sir Reginald Fuzzyboots and his band, the Zoophilists!" © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial or financial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. Thank you. floydsvoice@gmail.com Voice Cloning or Voice Reproduction Notic…

"Did you hear the one about the politician they called the nodding marionette? Turns out in the end he was just another quockerwodger!" © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial or financial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. Thank you. floydsvoice@gmail.com Voice Cloning or Voic…

"Jeremy sat in venerable silence, basking in the august elegance of the library." © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial or financial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. Thank you. floydsvoice@gmail.com Voice Cloning or Voice Reproduction Notice Without the express written cons…

"Shouldn't you be slowing down at your time of life?" "Slow down? I'm in the vesperal period of my life, sonny. Out of my way! © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial or financial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. Thank you. floydsvoice@gmail.com Voice Cloning or Voice Reprodu…

Agatha found a handwritten note from Cyril in her bag. ‘My Darling, please rendezvous with me tonight at 7 p.m. Location, our secluded amour. Before we join the crowded dinner party, must have a romantic tête-à-tête.' © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial or financial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maxim…

In the gloaming of their lives together, Margaret and Fred never failed to give each other a loving embrace before bedtime. © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial or financial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. Thank you. floydsvoice@gmail.com Voice Cloning or Voice Reproducti…

As Paul reflected on his past, he felt a deep sense of solecism. © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial or financial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. Thank you. floydsvoice@gmail.com Voice Cloning or Voice Reproduction. Without the express written permission of Floydius-Maxi…

"Let's catch the .... the thingy to go down town!" "The thingy?" "Yes, you know, that thing that has lots of seats, a big steering wheel, a driver, the whatsamecallit!" "Do you mean, bus?" "Isn't that what I said?" © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial or financial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus …

'Jan is in the library all the time, why?' 'She is looking for a sapiophile,' © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial or financial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. Thank you. floydsvoice@gmail.com Voice Cloning or Voice Reproduction. Without the express written permission of …

'Hey, watch out for the afterclap!' © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial or financial gain without the express written permission of floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. Thank you. floydsvoice@gmail.com Voice Cloning or Voice Reproduction. Without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson, …

Please, Cody, manducate, manducate your food! © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial or financial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. Thank you. floydsvoice@gmail.com Voice Cloning or Voice Reproduction. Without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas J…

Nigel, I'm overcome by your swashbuckling acts of derring-do! For a little giggle, do have a look at the following: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzgS61zgPEg © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial or financial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. Thank you. floydsvoice@gmail.c…

The monthly meeting of the 'Ultracrepidarian Society' will be held tonight at 7.30 p.m. Topic: Things we know nothing about! © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial or financial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. Thank you. floydsvoice@gmail.com Voice Cloning or Voice Reproduct…

Don't worry about me; I'm in a desiderium state of mind today!' © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial or financial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. Thank you. floydsvoice@gmail.com Voice Cloning or Voice Reproduction. Without the express written permission of Floydius-Maxim…

'And why is it, Henry, that scientists don't trust atoms?' 'Could it be that atoms make up everything, sir?' 'Oh, very droll, Henry, very droll.' © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial or financial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. Thank you. floydsvoice@gmail.com Voice Cloni…

'But they were so rude, so arrogant, so .....' 'Churlish?' © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial or financial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. Thank you. floydsvoice@gmail.com Voice Cloning or Voice Reproduction. Without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Je…

They thought leaving through the window would be an inconspicuous way to leave—they were wrong! © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial or financial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. Thank you. floydsvoice@gmail.com Voice Cloning or Voice Reproduction. Without the express writ…

'Everybody looks at him when he laughs.' 'You mean he was conspicuous by his booming laughter?' © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial or financial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. Thank you. floydsvoice@gmail.com Voice Cloning or Voice Reproduction. Without the express writ…

Freodful is a glorious nineteenth-century world that holds a precious gemstone meaning for today's world. © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial or financial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. Thank you. floydsvoice@gmail.com Voice Cloning or Voice Reproduction. Without the ex…

'She's so clear and easy to understand. Is she lucid, or luculent?' © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial or financial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. Thank you. floydsvoice@gmail.com Voice Cloning or Voice Reproduction. Without the express written permission of Floydius-M…

'Are you sure he's not a bird? He sounds like a bird. I can't understand a thing he's saying!' © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial or financial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. Thank you. floyd@floydsvoicerecordings.com Voice Cloning or Voice Reproduction. Without the exp…

Run! Here comes truculent Terry in his big red truck! © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial or financial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. Thank you. floyd@floydsvoicerecordings.com Voice Cloning or Voice Reproduction. Without the express written permission of Floydius-Maxim…

Hey, I have an idea. Let's all embrace the eunoia way of life! © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial or financial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. Thank you. floyd@floydsvoicerecordings.com Voice Cloning or Voice Reproduction. Without the express written permission of Floyd…

Obloquy, there must be another way. © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial or financial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. Thank you. floyd@floydsvoicerecordings.com Voice Cloning or Voice Reproduction. Without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas J…

There is no 'I' in team, the coach told his players. But there is in the word, winner, said the mighty cockalorum, beating his chest! © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial or financial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. Thank you. floydsvoice@gmail.com Voice Cloning or Voice …

"Deport him! Deport him!" Cried the crowd. "No! He only needs to change his deportment!" Said Mr. D'Porter. © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial or financial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. Thank you. floydsvoice@gmail.com Voice Cloning or Voice Reproduction. Without the …

I might not know whether I am Martha or Arthur, but one thing I do know - I am thoroughly discombobulated! © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial or financial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. Thank you. floydsvoice@gmail.com Voice Cloning or Voice Reproduction. Without the e…

Banjo Patterson, Mulga Bill's Bicycle. Mulga Bill's Bicycle is a ballad written in 1896 by Banjo Paterson. It was originally published on the 25th of July 1896 edition of the Sydney Mail. © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial or financial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. Th…

"She must be a doctor." "Why do you say that?" "Have you seen her handwriting?" © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial or financial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. Thank you. floydsvoice@gmail.com Voice Cloning or Voice Reproduction. Without the express written permission o…

"How absolutely stunning! So many knick-knacks." "Welcome to my home of a thousand catchpennies." © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial or financial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. Thank you. floydsvoice@gmail.com Voice Cloning or Voice Reproduction. Without the express wr…

Banjo Patterson - The Man from Iron Bark "The Man From Ironbark" is a poem by Australian bush poet Banjo Paterson. It was first published in The Bulletin on the 17th of December 1892. The poem relates the experiences of a man from the bush who visits Sydney and becomes the subject of a practical joke by a mischievous barber. Andrew Barton "Banjo" P…

"Hey, where did those butterflies come from? His wallet, I think!" © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial or financial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. Thank you. floydsvoice@gmail.com Voice Cloning or Voice Reproduction. Without the express written permission of Floydius-Ma…

'The Greatest of these is Love' © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial or financial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. Thank you. floydsvoice@gmail.com Voice Cloning or Voice Reproduction. Without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson, or h…

'Mum, dad's outside splashing around in the rain again!' 'Oh, that pluviophile, will he never stop?' © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial or financial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. Thank you. floydsvoice@gmail.com Voice Cloning or Voice Reproduction. Without the express…

"He's a funny puck, isn't he?" © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial or financial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. Thank you. floydsvoice@gmail.com Voice Cloning or Voice Reproduction. Without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson, or hi…

Why is that person so angry? He's not angry he's a mumpsimus! © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial or financial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. Thank you. floydsvoice@gmail.com Voice Cloning or Voice Reproduction. Without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus…

We all thought Rosie was just a big chatterbox, but then we found out she was wonderfully and charmingly loquacious. © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial or financial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. Thank you. floydsvoice@gmail.com Voice Cloning or Voice Reproduction. Wit…

Is it a dilemma? Or is it a dulcarnon? What's the cuckoo got to do with it? © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial or financial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. Thank you. floydsvoice@gmail.com Voice Cloning or Voice Reproduction. Without the express written permission of Fl…

Bill, the happy-go-lucky pogonophile, loves to show off pogonotrophy for all the world to see! © The recording may not be altered or used for commercial or financial gain without the express written permission of Floydius-Maximus Jeremy Thomas Jefferson. Thank you. floydsvoice@gmail.com Voice Cloning or Voice Reproduction. Without the express writt…