Jack becomes a man by doing a podcast all by himself about every single episode of Star Trek: Discovery, Short Treks, and Picard! Join him as he listens to some sweet tunes, cracks bad jokes and reviews each episode. Stick around until the end for sweet and spicy features!
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All-things cricket; banter, zingers and silly points!
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An actual play podcast with a focus on queer storytelling. Join Becs, Helen, Jen and Sara for a series of short table-top role-playing games using a variety of game systems, including Thirsty Sword Lesbians, Kids on Bikes, Stone the Crows and Mundane Magic. Featuring fresh new characters for each game, some true chaos role-playing, jokes to make your mum blush, and beautiful LGBTQ+ love. If you like comedy-focused actual play podcasts but you want it more femme, more gay and more silly, you' ...
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Prodigy is back (this was WAY before it was canceled), and so is the PD Crew! That·s right, the Prodigy Debut Crew (aka Super Rios Bros) is back, and they couldn·t be happier than to be talking about Barniss. Fucking. FREX and some of the other less important characters. But first, Jack is going to spend an absurdly long time guessing who·s in a Ma…
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Bets, Miya and Hval venture deeper beneath the Last Lighthouse. Crawling along through this dungeon kind of space. It's almost like there's a term for that. CONTENT WARNINGS! Swearing, rude humour, eels, depths YOUR PLAYERS! Becs Watson is your GM. Sara Keep plays Miya Bowsprit, Helen Gaffney plays Bethsemane Foulkes, and Jen Blundell plays Hval. T…
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134 - The Stars at Night (LDS3x10) (with Sam Stovold and Sean Davis)
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Jaxilly’s coverage of the Lower Decks season 3 finale is finally released, and you’ll never guess the amazing stars Jack has gathered for this loving tribute to the Golden State. It’s two of SoCal’s most golden, SoCal Scarf boys Sam Stovold and Sean Davis! In addition to their thoughts on this exciting finale, you’ll hear a characteristic AI rant, …
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The enemy defeated, Bets, Miya and Hval head towards the Last Lighthouse. CONTENT WARNINGS! Swearing, rude humour, dramatic pirate combat YOUR PLAYERS! Becs Watson is your GM. Sara Keep plays Miya Bowsprit, Helen Gaffney plays Bethsemane Foulkes, and Jen Blundell plays Hval. THE GAME! Sail the Oceans Queer is a game by La Lionne Publishing, availab…
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133 - Trusted Sources (LDS3x09) (with FUTURE JACK, Barm, Sean Davis and Sam Stovold)
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WARNING: If this is your first time listening to this podcast, DO NOT start here, theoretical fan who’s just itching to hear some takes on the 9th episode of Season 3 of Lower Decks in August 2024. For JAXILLY SUPERFANS ONLY (how’s that for some gatekeeping; rather, trying desperately to keep the gates open). For fans of podcasts on life support th…
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Bets, Miya and Hval have succeeded in finding the key to the Last Lighthouse... but a dark ship approaches. CONTENT WARNINGS! Swearing, rude humour, dramatic pirate combat YOUR PLAYERS! Becs Watson is your GM. Sara Keep plays Miya Bowsprit, Helen Gaffney plays Bethsemane Foulkes, and Jen Blundell plays Hval. THE GAME! Sail the Oceans Queer is a gam…
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132 - Crisis Point 2: Paradoxus (LDS3x08) (with Geoff Clarke, Sean Davis and Sam Stovold)
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Dim the lights and put on some popcorn, it’s movie night at Jaxilly! And the loudmouths in the theater this time are none other than Jack, Geoff, and Sean (with a special unbilled guest star (OK, it’s Sam)) showing up to use Crisis Point 2 to reflect on movie tropes, endless quote the Simpsons, talk about the hottest pop culture (of late 2024), and…
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Bets, Miya and Hval arrive at the Island of the Whispering Sands. Will they find the key to the lighthouse at the end of the world? CONTENT WARNINGS! Swearing, rude humour, whispering YOUR PLAYERS! Becs Watson is your GM. Sara Keep plays Miya Bowsprit, Helen Gaffney plays Bethsemane Foulkes, and Jen Blundell plays Hval. THE GAME! Sail the Oceans Qu…
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Bets, Miya and Hval have been sailing the high seas in the stolen Lady Caroline for several months now. About time a new adventure bites, don't you think? CONTENT WARNINGS! Swearing, rude humour, pirates arrrgh YOUR PLAYERS! Becs Watson is your GM. Sara Keep plays Miya Bowsprit, Helen Gaffney plays Bethsemane Foulkes, and Jen Blundell plays Hval. T…
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It's time for a showdown! Mutant vs mutant! Marine animal vs marine animal! Rap artist vs rap artist! The reputation of our three junior hybrid battle cryptid heroes is on the line! Also one of the bad guys is a murderer so he does need to be stopped. CONTENT WARNINGS! Swearing, rude humour, the sickest beats you've ever heard YOUR PLAYERS! Your GM…
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A lightning storm transformed them into animal-human mutant hybrids. But all these three teens really want is some 'za! And not to be framed for crimes they didn't commit. Let's hit the streets! CONTENT WARNINGS! Swearing, rude humour, much referencing to squid squelching YOUR PLAYERS! Your GM is Sara Keep. Jen Blundell plays Charlotte Talpi, Helen…
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On their mission to procure some of the Good Nuts, the Immersions have made it as far as the Pantry. Many challenges are yet to be overcome, however! Perhaps the greatest among them being that of honest and loving family communication. CONTENT WARNINGS! Swearing, rude humour, mouth sounds YOUR PLAYERS! Your GM is Becs Watson. Sara Keep plays Egret …
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In an old house, behind the immersion heater, lives a family of Floorboard Folk. Floorboard Folk live thrilling lives as they carve out their way among the realm of the Biggies. Today, our little family of little adventurers are on a mission to procure some of the Good Nuts. But will they bite off more than they can chew? CONTENT WARNINGS! Swearing…
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131 - A Mathematically Perfect Redemption (LDS3x07) (with Barm, Sam Stovold, Sean Davis, Michelle Ugalde and BIRDS)
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Chirp, chirp, CAW, muthafucka! Peanut Hamper is BACK (for the first time) in a Very Special Episode of Lower Decks, and this episode of Jaxilly is also very special because the wonderful Michelle Ugalde flies back to the nest and rejoins the flock to sing her songs about it, songs that Jack, Sean, Sam and Barm are all too happy to join in singing. …
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Talia, Magda and Young Mildred have worked out where Old Mildred is. Now it's just a matter of sneaking into a retirement home and persuading an old lady to willingly get into a limousine to Super Hell. Easy. CONTENT WARNINGS! Swearing, rude humour, death, senility/old age YOUR PLAYERS! Your GM is Sara Keep. Becs Watson plays Talia Addicot, Jen Blu…
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Three Brave Blossoms are out selling cookies to raise funds for their scouting group. But when an odd stranger brings some unexpected news, cookie-pushing must take a backseat... CONTENT WARNINGS! Swearing, rude humour, death YOUR PLAYERS! Your GM is Sara Keep. Becs Watson plays Talia Addicot, Jen Blundell plays Magda Bałzukiewicz and Helen Gaffney…
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Saph, Sam and Scotty have descended to the basement of the Green Dawn Mall. Will they find the CCTV they need to help find their missing friend Sabina? Or will the Mall find them...? CONTENT WARNINGS! Swearing, rude humour, missing persons, lots of eggs, war sounds, birds YOUR PLAYERS! Your GM is Jen Blundell. Helen Gaffney plays Sapphire “Saph” Gr…
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130 – Hear All, Trust Nothing (3x06) (with Barm, Kregg Castillo, Sam Stovold, and Sean Davis)
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The boys all head back to Deep Space 9 to reopen the wormhole, and they’re just as excited as the Cerritos crew! Kregg, being a Ferengi expert / Dabo Boy, tells everyone AAAAAALLLLLL about Quark and his “Dabo Wheel”. Plus, who can forget faithful Mariner, and her adventures in candle making? Plus, we talk about the HOTTEST new Star Wars show. That’…
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The year is 2024, and Saph, Sam and Scotty have entered the dilapidated Harold Wilson Memorial Shopping Centre to search for their missing friend. But when they take a mysterious escalator down to a whole new level of the shopping centre, they get more than they bargained for... CONTENT WARNINGS! Swearing, rude humour, missing persons, lots of eggs…
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HEEEEEY, Jaxilly is FINALLY putting out episodes AGAAAIIIN. This one was recorded nearly a year and a half ago, but it is WORTH THE WAIT. The Super Rios Brothers are at it again, talking about the Spider-Verse, David Lynch and cowboys, Saul Rubinek, the films of Jordan Peele, the raft of delightful Star Trek deep cuts in this episode, and occasiona…
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The 1th Annual Continuity Carlos Ch- Valentine’s Day Special
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Carlos fucks up another holiday?저자 Jack
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We're taking a break! For our own wellbeing and that, like real sensible adults. If you miss us extra lots, check out our Patreon! Featuring bonus audio content and regular exclusive merch. Sign up from just £1 a month.저자 Roll Plus Heart
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Jaz, Juniper and Tiddles race to get the news out about the strike. Tiddles extends a paw. Juniper says a goodbye. Jaz closes a chapter. CONTENT WARNINGS! Swearing, rude humour, the misery of corporate exploitation YOUR PLAYERS! Your GM is Sara Keep. Becs Watson plays Jaz Vell, Jen Blundell plays Juniper Poutine and Helen Gaffney plays Tiddles. THE…
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Juniper gets some cart actions. Jaz offers a hand. Tiddles uncovers a truth. CONTENT WARNINGS! Swearing, rude humour, the misery of corporate exploitation YOUR PLAYERS! Your GM is Sara Keep. Becs Watson plays Jaz Vell, Jen Blundell plays Juniper Poutine and Helen Gaffney plays Tiddles. THE GAME! Thirsty Sword Lesbians is a game by April Kit Walsh. …
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After a somewhat sleepless night on the Ladies Who Launch, the team head back to Sparrow HQ for their meeting with the CEO. Juniper learns a personal lesson. Tiddles faces up to Bethany Durant. And Jaz revisits some old memories... CONTENT WARNINGS! Swearing, rude humour, the misery of corporate exploitation YOUR PLAYERS! Your GM is Sara Keep. Becs…
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Jaz reels from the revelations at Sparrow HQ. Juniper ketchups a foe. Tiddles gets some. CONTENT WARNINGS! Swearing, rude humour, the misery of corporate exploitation YOUR PLAYERS! Your GM is Sara Keep. Becs Watson plays Jaz Vell, Jen Blundell plays Juniper Poutine and Helen Gaffney plays Tiddles. THE GAME! Thirsty Sword Lesbians is a game by April…
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Jaz, Juniper and Tiddles have arrived at the Sparrow warehouse. CONTENT WARNINGS! Swearing, rude humour, the misery of corporate exploitation YOUR PLAYERS! Your GM is Sara Keep. Becs Watson plays Jaz Vell, Jen Blundell plays Juniper Poutine and Helen Gaffney plays Tiddles. THE GAME! Thirsty Sword Lesbians is a game by April Kit Walsh. CONTACT US! R…
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Jaz, Juniper and Tiddles are back! And it's time for a fresh new job saving the world from proper knobheads. CONTENT WARNINGS! Swearing, rude humour, the misery of corporate exploitation YOUR PLAYERS! Your GM is Sara Keep. Becs Watson plays Jaz Vell, Jen Blundell plays Juniper Poutine and Helen Gaffney plays Tiddles. THE GAME! Thirsty Sword Lesbian…
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128 - Room For Growth (LDS3x04) (with Sam Stovold, Sean Davis and Barm)
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It’s COVIIIIIID TIME! Jack’s got COVID, and you know what that means. FUN. Especially when Barm, Sam Stovold, and SEEEEEEAAAAAN Davis are talking about Room for Growth, just in time for the finale of the next season of the same show! Listen and enjoy these chucklefucks talking about engineers, Delta Shift, their history with churros, Jellico AGAIN,…
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Three bears – one unfortunately high, one still afraid of birds, and one from Chicago – continue their attempt to steal a very special pot of honey. CONTENT WARNINGS! Swearing, rude humour, drugs YOUR PLAYERS! Your GM is Helen Gaffney. Becs Watson plays Cypher 69, Sara Keep plays Carmen "Carmy" Bearzatto and Jen Blundell plays Peter Panda. THE GAME…
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Three bears attempt to run a heist at Honey Con '69. Plans are made. Vibes are checked. And birds are rightfully avoided. CONTENT WARNINGS! Swearing, rude humour, drugs YOUR PLAYERS! Your GM is Helen Gaffney. Becs Watson plays Cypher 69, Sara Keep plays Carmen "Carmy" Bearzatto and Jen Blundell plays Peter Panda. THE GAME! Honey Heist is a game by …
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Jax, Emily, Orkid and Scout have only a few hours left before their shifts end at the Harold Wilson Memorial Shopping Centre. Responsibilities are skirted. Feelings are expressed. And a perpetrator is identified... CONTENT WARNINGS! Swearing, rude humour, vomiting, straight panic YOUR PLAYERS! Becs Watson plays Ruth “Orkid” Smith, Sara Keep plays E…
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127 - Mining the Mind's Mines (LDS3x03) (with Sam Stovold, Sean Davis, Barm and Future Jack)
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Barm and Future Jack swoop in to rescue a crippled episode. And in the process, make it a hundred times better than it ever could have been before. So listen to them talk over Past Jack, Sam and Sean rating all their past teachers, talk about raising pigs, and maybe even occasionally mention this year old Lower Decks episode. iIt’s sure to put you …
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Four teens spend a day working at the Harold Wilson Memorial Shopping Centre. Crushes smoulder. Managers slack off. And thieves abound... CONTENT WARNINGS! Swearing, rude humour, the humdrum of the working day YOUR PLAYERS! Becs Watson plays Ruth "Orkid" Smith, Sara Keep plays Emily Lawson, Helen Gaffney plays Jax Pines, and Jen Blundell plays Phil…
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Ever been curious about the kind of content on our Patreon? Well, here's a taste! Today's taster is the first part of a mega feat of human mental ability - Becs Watson recites all of iconic film The Mummy (1999) from memory. With voices. It's phenomenal. The full three-hour recording is available now on our patreon. CONTENT WARNINGS! Swearing, rude…
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Bet, Hval and Miya have a promise to keep to the Lady Caroline. Bet gets her kisses in. Hval makes a friend. Miya embraces her royal magic. CONTENT WARNINGS! Swearing, rude humour, a real mean pirate man YOUR PLAYERS! Becs Watson is your GM. Sara Keep plays Miya Bowsprit, Helen Gaffney plays Bethsemane Foulkes, and Jen Blundell plays Hval. THE GAME…
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A Patreon Teaser: I'm Sorry, Did You Say Street Magic? (feat. Helen, Sara and Jen)
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Ever been curious about the kind of content on our Patreon? Well, here's a taste! Today's taster is the first part of a session of I'm Sorry, Did You Say Street Magic?, an urban world-building game by Caro Asercion. Our full actual play of the first round of the game is available now on Patreon. CONTENT WARNINGS! Swearing, rude humour, food YOUR PL…
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A ship sets sail for the mythical pirate haven known as the Moorings, with three new, mightily queer recruits on board... CONTENT WARNINGS! Swearing, rude humour, the delectable flesh of unicorns YOUR PLAYERS! Becs Watson is your GM. Sara Keep plays Miya Bowsprit, Helen Gaffney plays Bethsemane Foulkes, and Jen Blundell plays Hval. THE GAME! Sail t…
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126 - The Least Dangerous Game (3x02) (with Geoff Clarke)
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It’s another ApeCast Lower Dex outing, as Jack and Geoff talk about K’Ranch and other silly condiments, as well as the return of Martok (in bootleg Ferengi form!), the appeals of low-key comedy with heart, and list as many variations on “The Most Dangerous Game” as they can remember. It’s the best podcast out there not hosted by a sentient volcano,…
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Ever been curious about the kind of content on our Patreon? Well, here's a taste! Today's taster is the first part of a one-shot of Threads, a duet game by Meghan Cross about a human trying to save the faltering memories of their companion AI. Our full actual play of the game is available now on Patreon. CONTENT WARNINGS! Swearing, rude humour, mem…
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The clock is ticking. Dark forces are hunting the Mavens in the night. Time to break into a castle and solve an eldritch mystery. CONTENT WARNINGS! Swearing, rude humour, murrrrrderrrrrr, eldritch horror YOUR PLAYERS! Jen Blundell is your GM. Sara Keep plays Grace Tamblyn, Becs Watson plays Fairley Weaver and Helen Gaffney plays Anita Theakston. Ad…
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Grace faces up to an intruder. Anita is heroic. Fairley enters her goth era. CONTENT WARNINGS! Swearing, sexual references, murrrrrderrrrrr, eldritch horror YOUR PLAYERS! Jen Blundell is your GM. Sara Keep plays Grace Tamblyn, Becs Watson plays Fairley Weaver and Helen Gaffney plays Anita Theakston. THE GAME! Brindlewood Bay is a game by Jason Cord…
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125 - Grounded (LDS3x01) (with Barm, Sam Stovold & Kev Young)
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The Cerritos crew may be Grounded, but Jaxilly positively SOARS whenever the PD Crew gets back together! That’s right, friends, you finally have in your ear buds something almost as legendary as Zephram Cochrane’s first warp flight: Jaxilly eps about Lower Decks SEASON THREE, miraculously even before season four has started. Thrill to the gang waxi…
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Fairley is having dark visions. Grace has received a disturbing message. And Anita's scouse is good enough to heal all ills. Which is handy, as our three Murder Mavens are up against their greatest foe yet... CONTENT WARNINGS! Swearing, sexual references, murrrrrderrrrrr, eldritch horror YOUR PLAYERS! Jen Blundell is your GM. Sara Keep plays Grace …
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Grace Tamblyn, Fairley Weaver and Anita Theakston must solve the murder of Kenneth Barton before sweet sweet Kevin is forced to spend a night in gaol. That poor lovely boy is innocent! CONTENT WARNINGS! Swearing, sexual references, murrrrrderrrrrr, eldritch horrors YOUR PLAYERS! Jen Blundell is your GM. Sara Keep plays Grace Tamblyn, Becs Watson pl…
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It's a sunny Sunday, and Grace Tamblyn, Fairley Weaver and Anita Theakston are appreciating the delights of Beauvril-upon-Sea when a murder happens upon them again. Can't three nice nanas just enjoy a pie and play in peace?? CONTENT WARNINGS! Swearing, sexual references, murrrrrderrrrrr, eldritch horror YOUR PLAYERS! Jen Blundell is your GM. Sara K…
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BONUS - Larry Carlton - Discovery (with Kev Young)
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Break out the Cheeza, because it’s time for the annual (?) Discovery album breakdown! This time, Jack and Kev are boogeying down to some smoooooth-ass jazz, making this possibly the chillest Jaxilly episode ever. Fortunately for Larry Carlton, the biggest guitar legend you’ve probably never heard of, he had the foresight to name his 1987 album Disc…
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A murder has been committed! And at a jolly art gallery gala of all places. Grace, Fairley and Anita are no strangers to a murder mystery though. Can they work out whodunnit before anyone realises what is going on? CONTENT WARNINGS! Swearing, sexual references, murrrrrderrrrrr, eldritch horror YOUR PLAYERS! Jen Blundell is your GM. Sara Keep plays …
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Grace Tamblyn, Fairley Weaver and Anita Theakston are three regular grannies. They have nice hobbies. They go to book club. They solve murder mysteries. You know, they're just regular grannies. Just innocent grannies. CONTENT WARNINGS! Swearing, sexual references, murrrrrderrrrrr, eldritch horror YOUR PLAYERS! Jen Blundell is your GM. Sara Keep pla…
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ORVILLE BONUS - Orville Redentalkin': The Orvillesode (An Episode About The Orville) (3x6-9)(with Barm, Sam Stovold, Kev Young and Sean Davis)
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Jaxilly, and its intrepid PD Crew (and Sean) engage the Quantum Drive to travel to New Horizons, in this, the first Orville Bonus – Orville Redentalkin’: The Orvillesode (An episode about The Orville). This episode of the podcast is the guys talkin’ the last four(ville) episodes of The Orvile: Season 3, the ones that went on AFTER Strange New World…
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