“THE HATE NAPKIN” is a humorous, weekly podcast featuring former congressional candidate and author ARIK BJORN, and pop culture guru GARRETT KELLERHALS. Also, the crew is joined from time to time by veteran radio and social media personality CARLA FROM BURNT CORN, ALABAMA. Years ago, author Arik was sitting at the kitchen table, when he totally lost it. He started shouting all the things he hated. His roommate, Garrett, was in stitches. He recognized an opportunity to catch rage in a bottle: ...
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The Dave Campbell's Texas Football premium TXHSFB podcast.
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We bring the boom.저자 Greg Tepper
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A multinational podcast.저자 Greg Tepper
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Zoinks.저자 Greg Tepper
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How dare you.저자 Greg Tepper
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In this economy?저자 Greg Tepper
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well, would you look at that저자 Greg Tepper
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Gadzooks!저자 Greg Tepper
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The vibes are rootin' and tootin'.저자 Greg Tepper
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We finally made it to the fireworks factory.저자 Greg Tepper
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A very brief podcast, do not look at the runtime.저자 Greg Tepper
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Oop.저자 Greg Tepper
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What's all this then?저자 Greg Tepper
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You know how we do.저자 Greg Tepper
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We are extremely back.저자 Greg Tepper
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2024 STATE 7-ON-7 PREVIEW: And He Who Shall Violate This Law Shall Be Punished By Catapult— Episode 185
The 2024 State 7-on-7 Tournament is here, and your favorite nerds get you ready, breaking down each division with favorites, hipster picks, pools of doom and more.저자 Greg Tepper
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The annual Tep & Stepp TXHSFB Sleepers Draft저자 Greg Tepper
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APRIL OFFSEASON EDITION: I Won't Have Any Aggressive Condiment Passing In This House — Episode 183
The TXHSFB Fun Fact of the Week, breaking down the last big batch of coaching changes, handing out Coaching Change SZN awards, and playing a little buy-or-sell for the 2024 Texas high school football season저자 Greg Tepper
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Does Texas high school football have a recruiting problem? Plus coaching changes and realignment appeals.저자 Greg Tepper
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Winners, losers and must-see districts from the 2024 UIL Realignment.저자 Greg Tepper
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Our UIL realignment preview plus a look at the wild world of coaching changes저자 Greg Tepper
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Season 1, Episode 88: You Have Reached The Heel Of The Hate Napkin
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Welcome to the Twilight Zone, but not an interesting one. A listener shares their hate for a pet that wakes them up in the middle of the night. Arik understands, as his cat likes to act like Chevy Chase with the Christmas Tree. Arik doesn't like hairballs or the sound of choking on the carpet. Carol is experiencing hot flashes, thanks to Mother Nat…
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This episode starts with a proper promotion for our sponsor. Carol feels bad about the massive attention Burt Korn, Alabama has gotten from this podcast. Arik begins with bad driver's test questions. If you are getting a learner's permit, do you have to know the maximum weight of a vehicle for a commercial driver's license? The answer: who gives a …
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Season 1, Episode 86: Fixing The Bills And House Flippers
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Arik is all out of hate. Arik plans to lean on Carol and Paulie, who provide real estate management companies and house flippers. Carol starts with a hate letter to a doctor's office that doesn't respect their patients' time. The clinic tries to charge the patient for one missed visit. Paybacks are an itch in this punny episode of The Hate Napkin. …
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Season 1, Episode 85: Getting To Know Arik, A Greek Stealing Sexton
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Carol speaking and fielding questions from the THN crew was so much fun. Arik broke out the hot sauce and let us give it to him. Arik shared the birth of The Hate Napkin, his first girlfriend experience, and his propensity to steal from the self-checkout. He told us how he gets wood, and no one seems to want to look at it or scan it. He never stole…
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Season 1, Episode 84: Human Resources Should Be Human Remains (In Memory of Aunt Gene)
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Carol from Kansas City shares some priceless family stories, including her superhero origin story. It involves her mom sitting on a convertible in a poodle shirt and saddle shoes, smoking a cigarette, and her dearly departed Aunt Gene immediately becoming the favorite daughter-in-law. Paulie goes first and talks about his dislike for inexperienced …
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Season 1, Episode 83: This Show Is Past Its Expiration Date
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Carol from Kansas City is renovating her home to make life easier for the THN home office, but the sliding glass door won't stop the host from jumping in. Paulie rants about expiration dates, from cigarettes to condoms, and the entire THN crew has something personal to add. Arik's OCD mom doesn't know that Arik has been using sharpies to change exp…
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Season 1, Episode 82: Someone Painted My House, National Anthems, and Don't Open My Fridge
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We are back from a little break, and Paulie forgot to put the show in gallery view, so a lack of visual cues brings Arik and Paul's interruptions to the top of their game. Carla starts us off with an incredible letter about a neighbor who had a problem with their yellow house. In this neighbor's absence, the house was painted gray while they were a…
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Your state semifinals pretzel-bender.저자 Greg Tepper
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Season 1, Episode 81: Carla Speaks, Comes Clean, And Billie Eilish Releases Her Fragrance
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This episode focuses on Carla from Burt Korn, who reveals that she is not who she appears to be. While it was intended to be an episode about Carla being Carol, Arik and Paul mistakenly think they are on an 80s episode of the Stern Show. Carol handles the situation gracefully, mentioning her past success on a podcast. She comes clean and shares her…
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Your regional finals effluvium.저자 Greg Tepper
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Season 1, Episode 80: Three Abreast, Uniballs, and Carla Tries To Speak
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In this episode of complete nonsense, five people will listen to The Hate Napkin as it explores turning the clocks back by sexualizing female backs or demanding that your wife not make food. Either way, this middle-aged whining is brought to you by Come And Go. And what would be a middle-aged podcast without talking about Irish time and mentioning …
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Your regional semifinals gallimaufry.저자 Greg Tepper
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Your area playoffs drivel.저자 Greg Tepper
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Your 2023 Texas high school football bracket jamboree.저자 Greg Tepper
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Your Week 11 gigglemug.저자 Greg Tepper
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Season 1, Episode 79: Diapers For Primates and Strollers For Dogs
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I listen to these at 1.5X while I write the synopsis and it is surprisingly more listenable. Karen writes in about being a Karen. Carla is not having it. If she has a catch phrase, it is "Bite my ass!". Arik doesn't like Adolfs or monkeys in diapers. This brings us to tiny dogs shitting in strollers. There are better POS promotions, folks. Arik bri…
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Your Week 10 bumbershoot.저자 Greg Tepper
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Your Week 9 nobody reads this description, if you're reading this, Tweet me @Tepper저자 Greg Tepper
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Season 1, Episode 78: War Movies And Bad Trash Collectors
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This one almost didn't make the cut folks. It starts on a high horse. War Movies, Sniper Movies and Bad Trash Collectors make The Hate Napkin. Carla from Burt Korn has a good neighbor who brings her garbage to the city government who refused her refuse in the first place. Fortune Cookies are delightful, and for some reason it is a bit on a show tha…
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Your Week 8 preamble to the Rangers definitely blowing a 2-0 series lead against the Orioles, signed, Greg Tepper.저자 Greg Tepper
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Season 1, Episode 77: Big Tech, Public Nose Picking And Ichy Tacos
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One of our only listeners remembers the days when you plugged in a printer and it worked. Now he is downloading an updated printer application, syncing his life history and sharing his printing habits with Big Tech and the Illuminati. And the printer still doesn't work. The audio engineer is lit up like a flashing service button and proceeds to unl…
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Season 1, Episode 76: I Hate Mouse Inflation And My Dad's Butt Crack!
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We are off to a punny start. You can't make an omelet with out cracking a few Elon jokes. Arik wants to be impaled in the mountains and this brings us to Mouse Viagra. Fortunately, his daughter saves us from kickstand puns, and not everything is a metaphor for sex says he who ends every episode in the annals. Vegetation can get snagged when erect a…
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Your Week 7 cromulence.저자 Greg Tepper
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Your Week 6 garbage disposal.저자 Greg Tepper
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Season 1, Episode 75: The Post Poop Pee Signal And Nosy Neighbors Worried About Pussy
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Welcome to the worst rated podcast. Carla starts us off in the penalty box. Folks, we don't do religion or politics. However, poop and pee are always on the coffee table. Was that a whataboutism? Guns are penis extensions, for the record. Arik is worried about some random dude who went from the stall to the urinal. This leads to the lack of handwas…
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Your Week 5 cacophony.저자 Greg Tepper
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Your Week 4 didgeridoo concert.저자 Greg Tepper
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Your Week 3 fiddlefaddle.저자 Greg Tepper
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Your Week 2 gallimaufry.저자 Greg Tepper
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Your Week 1 malarkey.저자 Greg Tepper
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