A teacher starts an only fans account, Disney is the evil empire, a man goes full Florida and Garfield eats a donut.저자 Greg Fitzsimmons and Mike Gibbons

Billie Eilish fires her Pervy agent, the Matthew Perry case has people drowning in indictments, Kevin Hart worked a three way on Molly and Tommy Lee’s son is such a cool guy.저자 Greg Fitzsimmons and Mike Gibbons

Mike drives across the country, Greg sees nudity on Venice Beach, Storms in Fla, a dead passenger in Chicago and Hulk Hogan threatened Matt Damon.저자 Greg Fitzsimmons and Mike Gibbons

A lot of talk about Paris and Comic-Con. Also, Philly Man, Florida Man and Texas Man bring the chaos.저자 Greg Fitzsimmons and Mike Gibbons

OK so maybe last week wasn’t a great one to take off, but we’re back! Costco has an Apocalypse Bucket for the survivalists, AI is taking over comedy, a Florida man leads police on a car chase in a golf cart, and a 72-year-old is competing for Miss Texas.저자 Greg Fitzsimmons and Mike Gibbons

This week we deal with some heavy news from Mike who we send all of our support to. But we also send support to the Florida Man who had a few too many cocktails, a TX man who had too many cocktails and a Twitch streamer who had too many cocks.저자 Greg Fitzsimmons and Mike Gibbons

RFK Jr is in the doghouse (it’s a new restaurant), underage strippers are fighting Florida for the right to express themselves and a trans runner is heading to the Olympics!저자 Greg Fitzsimmons and Mike Gibbons

Tales from The Fully Loaded Tour, The Hawk Tuah Girl, a man sneezes his guts out, and Trans people are EVERYWHERE.저자 Greg Fitzsimmons and Mike Gibbons

God has been appointed the new Superintendent of the Louisiana school system, a 105 yr old just got her teaching degree, the LA schools are banning cellphones, and Justin Timberlake was overserved in the Hamptons. Support our sponsor: Download the GameTime App, create an account, use code: Papers저자 Greg Fitzsimmons and Mike Gibbons

A shocking discovery about Jesus having an erection, Jimmy Fallon will continue, a woman kills a man for not cleaning up (in guess what state?) and Gisele’s karate partner taps out after the roast.저자 Greg Fitzsimmons and Mike Gibbons

A middle school crossing guard is getting kids high and a Phish fan is the 1st one in history to rip a bong at The Sphere! Oh, and Rob Schneider had a tough set at a Hollywood benefit show.저자 Greg Fitzsimmons and Mike Gibbons

A Christian lifeguard is suing for being made to work near a gay flag, J-Lo and Ben AF are on the rocks, a FLA Couple gets nasty on the pier and we say goodbye to the great Bill Walton.저자 Greg Fitzsimmons and Mike Gibbons

Mike is wearing dead people’s clothing in FLA and Greg is going to see the Grateful Dead in Vegas. Spirit Air is now allowed to film people in the bathrooms, a Louisiana man is allowed to curse out the cops but some Harvard protesters are not being allowed to graduate. Also a dating show for virgins.…

Mike reads more unused jokes from the Brady Roast, we debate whether burritos are sandwiches and a woman has an emotional support goose. Also The Son of Sam thinks he’s Anne Frank and we say goodbye to Slim Shady.저자 Greg Fitzsimmons and Mike Gibbons

We do an in-depth, behind-the-scenes dive into backstage at The Roast of Tom Brady. The Swiss Army Knife and The Boy Scouts are both transitioning, a woman snaps out of a 5 year coma and three boys are given $1M for wearing black face.저자 Greg Fitzsimmons and Mike Gibbons

So long OJ- You had a killer life! A man spends the payout from his wife’s life insurance on a sex doll, an 8-yr-old drives his drunk mother home and there is a new robotic flame-breathing dog for sale. Also the debate about Calvin and Hobbes continues.저자 Greg Fitzsimmons and Mike Gibbons

Everybody is in jail this week: Florida man, Texas boy, The Boston Bomber and El Chapo. Also Trump both smelt it and dealt it.저자 Greg Fitzsimmons and Mike Gibbons

We look back (but not directly at) the solar eclipse and fantasize about beating a man up at Disney world. Also Korea may steal all of Bitcoin.저자 Greg Fitzsimmons and Mike Gibbons

We celebrate Greg’s birthday, the eclipse and NCAA basketball. There’s an earthquake in NY and an attack with a bible in Florida. Also, The British Parliament is pretty gay.저자 Greg Fitzsimmons and Mike Gibbons

Did Diddy do it? Ghislaine Maxwell is grooming herself in prison, and Trump is publishing God's "Art of the Deal." This week's Florida man stars a California man.저자 Greg Fitzsimmons and Mike Gibbons

A St Paddy’s Day recap, Mitch McConnell’s sister in law plays submarine w/ her Tesla, a paralyzed man plays chess w/ his mind and a FLA Man plays target practice w/ his roommate. Plus a mass murdering Uber driver.저자 Greg Fitzsimmons and Mike Gibbons

Pornhub is blocked in TX, condoms are blocked in AZ and Neil Young is no longer blocking Spotify. A nude woman does jumping jacks on her lawn, and where the hell is Kate??저자 Greg Fitzsimmons and Mike Gibbons

Episode 207. It’s Oscar night and we make out picks. A Georgia man takes drugs and arrests cops, Kellogg's CEO suggests breakfast for dinner, coffee grounds cure Parkinson's, and if you need adrenal you are shit out of luck. Thanks to our sponsors: Download the GameTime app, use code: Papers joindeleteme.com/papers…

A naked woman on Venice Beach takes on a character from GOT, a lactating mom makes a mess on Delta, a serial killer in Idaho can’t be killed and Satanic priests will be counseling Florida teens.저자 Greg Fitzsimmons and Mike Gibbons

Man wants Musk’s Neuralink chip in his brain to make him stop cheating, Malia Obama is no longer Malia Obama, A Florida man has something gross in his nose, and it turns out apes have a sense of humor.저자 Greg Fitzsimmons and Mike Gibbons