Send us a text Five months ago, Concrete Cactus started as a dry run. A side quest. A way to speak honestly without breaking under the pressure. What it’s become is still evolving—but this episode? It’s the closest we’ve come to hitting what we set out to build: fire meets reflection. We don’t just recap headlines here—we reckon with them. From wildfires in Jersey to an autistic child navigating Arizona’s broken care system. From subway chaos in NYC to establishing Jameis Winston’s true calling as the Giants’ Team Chaplain. And yes—Brandon finally gets to neo-glaze Shedeur Sanders. This episode touches the raw edges of what it means to advocate, endure, and show up when the world doesn’t make it easy. In this episode: Media bias, ego, and why people stop speaking up The systems that fail people long before anyone notices A quiet moment that reframes whether you’ve been misunderstood—or undiagnosed Somewhere after the 33-minute mark, the curtain drops—and the why behind this podcast starts speaking for itself. If you’ve ever had to stay strong because no one else could... If you’ve ever been the one who keeps it together while unraveling underneath... If you’ve ever felt invisible until you broke— Give us 33 minutes. You’ll understand. Twitter | Instagram | TikTok | Snapchat: @concacpodcast Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more unfiltered takes and hilarious banter!…

Send us a text What do Suns owner Mat Ishbia, Elon Musk, and American Water Works have in common (besides being billionaires)? Self-sabotage. From luxury tax flameouts to the planned demolition of local landmarks, this episode tours the many ways power mismanages potential—and the regular folks who pay the price. Ryan kicks things off with an early COVID-era flashback that crashes into Jersey’s reemerging lanternfly infestation. Brandon drags us into the impending implosion of the Union Lollipop (aka “The World’s Tallest Water Sphere”)... and things only spiral from there: 🧠 Why helping people in Arizona might get you robbed 🐘 Lucy the Elephant vs. Elon Musk’s federal defund energy 🚇 Necrophilia on the NYC subway (yes, really) 🏢 A $3.8B designer jail in Chinatown 🗽 Reminder: The Statue of Liberty is in New Jersey—deal with it 🎙️ Stephen A. Smith 2028 (Brandon says no. Ryan says “send it.”) And then Ryan drops a handful of monologues—including one of the rawest closers we’ve had yet. ⏱️ TIMESTAMPS 00:00 – Cold Open 01:15 – Revenge of the Lanternflies 02:25 – Farewell to the Union Lollipop 05:52 – Billionaire Breeder vs. Lucy the Elephant 10:01 – Helicopter Tragedy on the Hudson… or NYC? 12:06 – Morbidness on the Subway is a Common Motif (Viewer Discretion Advised) 16:35 – NYC’s First Designer Prison 18:28 – What About Rikers? 19:42 – Mayor Meme Mourns Many 20:35 – Minimal Grift Moment™ 21:04 – Non-Revisionist WAHIs Segment 23:30 – Triple C Gets Double-Crossed by Subtypical Phoenix Goofy 25:59 – The Phoenix Buns Postseason Begins 29:33 – How the 2021 Finals Loss Inspired a Romantic Getaway 31:06 – Chris Paul’s PR Arc 33:19 – WHO Will Be the Next Suns Head Coach? 37:46 – Pistons Getting Pissy With Knicks Fans 39:15 – Purple Politics 41:43 – Errors & Omissions 42:35 – Stephen A. Smith 2028 44:15 – Weekly Anti-Transformational Coach Pep Talk 45:28 – Viewer Comments (TW: Self-harm) 50:10 – Wrap-Up & Final Wisdoms It’s satire with scars. Absurdity with insight. From the concrete. Cactus. Twitter | Instagram | TikTok | Snapchat: @concacpodcast Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more unfiltered takes and hilarious banter!…

Send us a text 006 | Torpedo bats. OMNY & TAPP to-pay systems. Drunk mayors. You can’t make this up—but Concrete Cactus can break it down. 🧨 The Bronx Bombers are back—but this time, they brought missiles. Is it innovation… or war crimes at the plate? We—and by ‘we,’ we mean just Brandon—give the Yankees’ torpedo bat conspiracy a fresh pair of legs. Also in this episode: – We drive you into “God’s country”—and all its pothole-filled glory. – Fresh off going independent, Mayor Eric Adams advocates for his initiative dubbed ‘Cop City.’ – Arizona’s Stolen Valor law stalls—after a real veteran blocks it to protect a fake one. Only in the desert, baby. – The Giants’ QB room becomes a heavenly Oreo: two devout saints on the outside and a wiseguy in the middle. All that—plus some soul-searching sandwiched between the nonsense. It’s deep. It’s regional. It's “Lightweight Hilarious”. It’s Cactus. 00:08 – MetroCard Farewell Tour Begins 01:42 – Torpedo Bats: Bronx Bombers Playing War Games? 03:26 – Ranking the States Ryan Hates Most (Spoiler: Florida Still #1) 04:30 – AZ vs NJ House Party Showdown 05:47 – Potholes, Sinkholes & Federally Funded Glory Holes 🕳️ (VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED) 07:07 – Transit Secretary Talking Dirty… About the Wrong City (VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED) 08:59 – March Madness Returns to Newark 🏀 09:48 – Giants QB Room Went Black 12:34 – First All-Black QB Division (And White Cornerbacks Just Watching) 13:06 – Stephen A. Smith vs LeBron (Now with Windhorst Catching Strays) 16:04 – NJ Mayor Arrested for DUI With Her Kid in the Car 17:48 – Arizona’s Stolen Valor Bill Gets Stalled by… a Real Vet? 19:34 – Cop City: Mayor Eric Adams’ Police Playground 21:12 – Errors (and an Omission) 24:27 – How to Stand Up a Video Podcast (In 3 Months or Less): A Case Study 25:50 – Wrap-Up: Stay Skeptical, Stay Warm 🌵 Twitter | Instagram | TikTok | Snapchat: @concacpodcast Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more unfiltered takes and hilarious banter!…

Send us a text Mark Kelly trades in his Tesla for a tank and calls Elon Musk an “a**hole” on live TV. Meanwhile, LeBron James and Stephen A. Smith reignite a 21-year ego feud, and we break down one of the weirdest music videos in NYPD history, and tap into our inner-nostradamus with some free agency predictions that came true post-taping. Also in this (unusually compressed) episode: • IN MEMORIAM – one that actually matters • Devin Booker isn’t leaving Phoenix. Enough. • Errors & Omissions: stuff we got wrong (or didn’t mean to lie about) Raw commentary, absurd news, and just enough facts to survive the group chat. Subscribe for semi-weekly chaos, callouts, and advice from AZ to NJ. #Tesla #ElonMusk #MarkKelly #StephenASmith #LeBronJames #NFLFreeAgency #JoeBudden #NYC #DevinBooker #Politics #News #Podcast Twitter | Instagram | TikTok | Snapchat: @concacpodcast Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more unfiltered takes and hilarious banter!…

Send us a text Join Ryan & Brandon—as they break down the absurdity of current events with humor, sharp insights, and just the right amount of cynicism. In this episode: • Ukraine. There. We said it. • Certified Transformation Coaches • Ryan's political typology REVEALED • IN MEMORIAM: A lot • A masterclass in proper political discoursing on TikTok Timestamps: 00:00 - *Cold open* 01:49 - What's going on with Ukraine? 05:20 - What if.. New York.. got NUKED?! (View Discretion Advised) *Hot Takes and Cold subs* 07:00 - Congestion pricing profits 08:59 - RIP KINGDA KA 10:35 - RIP RAINFOREST CAFE MENLO PARK 12:17 - Sneakerhead Train Heists: Arizona’s latest Crime Trend 13:36 - *Political segment starts here* 13:56 - Cuomo for mayor? 15:34 - Astronomical Twitter beef (View Discretion Advised) 17:33 - Native New Jerseyans arnt full-blooded Democrats.. or Republicans... 20:57 - RIP THE OLDEST MAYOR IN AMERICA 21:10 - *Sports segment starts here* 21:51 - RIP JOEL EMBIID'S SEASON (AND CONTRACT?) 22:27 - Phoenix Buns news 24:22 - RIP HOOTERS 25:38 - More Phoenix Buns news 26:57 - Kyler Murray might just end up being A QB1 in the Meadowlands 27:45 - Aaron Rogers might just end up being A QB1 in the Meadowlands (AGAIN). 28:53 - EVEN More UNSOLICITED Superbowl 59 stats! *Wrap Up* 30:32 - Arizona (Literally) has the most Deadliest Roads in the United States 32:40 - We read (Then glaze) your comments! 34:46 - FIN. Twitter | Instagram | TikTok | Snapchat: @concacpodcast Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more unfiltered takes and hilarious banter!…

Send us a text Two friends, two states, one hilarious podcast. Join Ryan and Brandon—a dynamic duo merging New Jersey grit with Arizona cool—as they explore cultural quirks, insights that challenge conventional wisdom and reveal unexpected truths throughout the conversation. In this episode: • Eagles exceed expectations - by light years! • Mayor Meme (at this point you should expect him to appear in every episode) • The Wonderful Adventures of Onijah Robinson • Another unruly AZ zoomer went viral for exposing himself (no, not like that..) Timestamps: 00:00 - COLD OPEN 01:35 - The Next Jets QB may be a retired twitch streamer 06:23 - 'Bipolar' New Yorker raising hell overseas 09:11 - Scottsdale teen's 3-in-1 racist tirade goes viral (VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED) 12:26 - Eric Adams' finesse 15:39 - Anti-Vaxxer tried selling snake oil to a Astronaut and a crayon eater 18:10 - THE BIRDS BROKE THE STREAK 20:49 - Unsolicited stats from Superbowl 59 22:11 - Ryan attended the "Love, Hurts" parade 28:38 - NBA ASG was ASS 29:53 - WRAP-UP 31:39 - FIN. Twitter | Instagram | TikTok | Snapchat: @concacpodcast Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more unfiltered takes and hilarious banter!…

Send us a text Join Ryan and Brandon—a dynamic duo merging New Jersey grit with Arizona cool—as they explore cultural quirks, insights that challenge conventional wisdom and reveal unexpected truths throughout the conversation. In this episode: • A Super Bowl conspiracy that doesn't involve refs • DEI (but not liberal) • A$AP Courtroom • The riotous saga of Bobby “Gold Bars” Menendez Timestamps: 00:00 – COLD OPEN ( Not Safe For Chiefs Fans) 00:45 – DEI: Diverse, Energetic- and Irreverent? (Not Safe for AOC stans) 03:09 – “Dirtiest” Cities in The US 07:45 – United & Delta Play Chicken Over Phoenix 11:30 – A$AP Rocky's Risking It All 14:21 – Man VS Interstate 15:30 – Bobby “Gold Bars” Menendez 18:56 – "Common Sense" spicy law in AZ? (Listener Discretion Advised) 22:06 – Goonicide UPDATE (Yes, It's Safe For Work) 22:54 – WE DISCUSS "THE BIG GAME" HERE 26:25 – Fan Almost SMOKED by Bradley Beal’s Wife 29:49 – Vince Carter Jersey Retirement No.2 33:45 – We react to a very sus comment 39:01 – FIN. Twitter | Instagram | TikTok | Snapchat: @concacpodcast Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more unfiltered takes and hilarious banter!…

Send us a text In this episode, Ryan and Brandon—a duo blending New Jersey grit with Arizona chill—dive into everything from cultural quirks to hot takes on music, sports, and local news. You’ll discover: • Why “Central Jersey” doesn’t exist (and never will). • Bold Super Bowl predictions and why Eagles fans never take a day off. • Ryan's really not trying to catch any smoke from the government This episode is packed with witty banter, thought-provoking insights, and plenty of laugh-out-loud moments. Timestamps: (01:13) – Opening remarks (01:23) – SNO-tradamus (02:28) – Supplements for Toddlers (03:35) – TRUMP’s Officially #47: What It Means for AZ and NJ (04:05) – Ryan’s moral obligation (05:36) – Brewed Awakenings | VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED (16:28) – Target Acquired: A Dump Truck’s Explosive Entrance (17:38) – GOVBALL 2025 Line-down? (18:54) – Purple Politics presents: "The Blame Game" (23:34) – Elon’s Gesture: Autism Symptom or Far-right Dog Whistle | VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED (24:27) – Phoenix Buns Served in a Minute (25:20) – NCAA Championship & Travis Scott’s Performance (26:06) – Big game candidates | VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED (If you're Cowboys, Niners, or Chiefs fan) (26:59) – Knicks and Their Not-so-Secret Eagles Fan Club (27:12) – Mikal Bridges: The NBA’s Iron Man (28:17) – This episode's Wrap-Up is a real thing (31:09) – Yes, We Ran Just 15 Minutes Less Than the Pilot Twitter | Instagram | TikTok | Snapchat: @concacpodcast Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more unfiltered takes and hilarious banter!…

Send us a text In this debut episode, Ryan and Brandon—a duo blending New Jersey grit with Arizona chill—dive into everything from cultural quirks to hot takes on music, sports, and local news. In this video, you’ll discover: • Why small talk doesn’t exist in Jersey. • A fiery debate over Billboard’s top artists of the century. • How wildfires in AZ compare to LA’s raging blazes. • The madness of congestion pricing in NYC and its controversial protests. • The latest NBA trade buzz featuring Bradley Beal and Jimmy Butler. This episode has it all—spicy opinions, comedic rants, and surprising insights into both coasts. Timestamps: 00:00 – A (Cold) Open 01:24 – Small Talk: Jersey Doesn’t Do It, Arizona Won’t Stop It 01:56 – Billboard Drama: Taylor Swift Wins, Everyone Else Loses 06:41 – Big Trucks, Tiny People: What Arizona Drivers Are Hiding 07:04 – LA vs. AZ Fires: The West Coast Burn-Off Nobody Wanted 07:31 – Congestion Pricing: NYC’s Toll Trolls Strike Again 10:59 – LA Arson Rumors: Did Someone Really Start All This? 14:53 – NJ Teacher Tests: Easier Than the SAT, Harder Than It Looks 19:26 – THE SPORTS SEGMENT STARTS HERE 19:43 – Jimmy Butler: Will the Suns Rise or Set? 20:34 – Brad Beal: Bad Deal or Just Bad Luck? 25:10 – LA Rams in Glendale: Wildfires Make Weird Things Happen 34:52 – Petty News: NJ Man Proposes, Then… Yeah, It Gets Dark 39:19 – Obama and Trump Bonding at a Funeral: Bros Before Ballots? 44:25 – Arizona Drivers: They’ll Ruin Your Car AND Your Day 45:08 – Closing Chaos Twitter | Instagram | TikTok | Snapchat: @concacpodcast Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more unfiltered takes and hilarious banter!…