A (foureyes) production Flash fiction? Erotica? Nonsense? Yes. David Moyes, the spectral Scotsman, floats about London and the underworld, in a bid to seduce one man. Find out why the custard-coloured man was ousted at Sunderland. His brass-rubbing club with Jack Rodwell. His love of flan. Performed by Cameron James Chapman, music by Ben Smith. Written and produced by Jordan Harrison-Twist for iiii Magazine.