Hello! This is the final teaser we will be posting on this feed, so be sure to follow Now Entering Clatfartburg to keep up with us. Toodle-hoo! Find us here on Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/now-entering-clatfartburg/id1743679889?app=podcast Or here on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0Mj1ImZy59KYmWG4KCcM5Z?si=161939530adb49a1 You can follow/get in touch with the new podcast here: Instagram: @Clatfartburg Tiktok: @Clatfartburg Clatfartburg@gmail.com…

Another little appetizer for the new podcast we're doing, Now Entering Clatfartburg! You can listen to the full episode about Clatfartburg's Public Museum here, as well as all the new socials!: https://linktr.ee/clatfartburg

OUR NEW PODCAST IS HERE!!! And by here we specifically mean in the town of Clatfartburg. We wanted to post the first 15 minutes of our first episode to serve as a little teaser for the town, an amuse bouche if you will. Listen to the first episode here on Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/now-entering-clatfartburg/id1743679889?app=podcast Or on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0Mj1ImZy59KYmWG4KCcM5Z?si=161939530adb49a1 You can follow/get in touch with the new podcast here: Instagram: @Clatfartburg Tiktok: @Clatfartburg Clatfartburg@gmail.com…

WE'VE FINALLY MADE IT! Join us in our final celebration of Wonka in the form of our live broadcast from the Multi-versal Wonka Squad hosted WonkAwards. In our defense, we did ask them to host a graduation, but we really should have seen this coming. So hang out in the booth with us and listen to one of the worst awards shows ever produced! Afterwards, you'll get to emerge from the well with us, and find out what's in store from the now free hosts of Wonka Watch. To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. And to follow our new project, check out @clatfartburg on instagram! Other accounts are soon to follow! We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com If you'd like to help us keep this podcast up and running, you can visit buymeacoffee.com/wonkawatch ! All supporters will get a shout out on the podcast :). Cover Art by Reilly Branson: https://www.instagram.com/rad_reilly/ Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 04:56 Reviewing the Red Carpet 18:40 At the Awards Show 21:02 The Show Begins 23:40 The Best Wonka Awards 32:10 Most Smashable Wonka 37:09 Best Primary Wonka Media 40:14 Cutest Couple 44:03 In Memoriam 46:30 Best of Any Other Wonka Media 48:33 Worst Awards 54:06 Best Recurring Character 56:52 The Final Prediction Verdict 01:00:26 The Lifetime Achievement Award 01:04:52 Wonka Scholar Valedictorian Speech 01:12:29 Wilfred’s Big Moment 01:21:50 Leaving the Well 01:25:49 We arrive… somewhere… 01:27:09 The Aftershow!…

We're watching Wonka for the SECOND TIME EVER and you can join us! We wanted to have an extra week to perfect the grand finale, and we realized it was a perfect opportunity to make a commentary track for the film. Also, Felicia finally eats a Goo Goo Cluster. Our finale will be airing March 27th! To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com If you'd like to help us keep this podcast up and running, you can visit buymeacoffee.com/wonkawatch ! You can also grab more commentary tracks here if this created some sort of insatiable urge for you. Cover Art by Reilly Branson: https://www.instagram.com/rad_reilly/ Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 05:34 Sync Instructions 05:35 The Film Begins!…

It’s time for philosophy class, Wonka Scholars! We delve into the highly anticipated topic of Timmy Wonka's power ranking within the illustrious Wonka dynasty. With just one more episode to go after this, the tension is palpable as we scrutinize where Timmy Wonka falls amongst the ranks of his chocolate-making predecessors. For our FINAL EPISODE, we’re doing an awards show and we need YOUR input! You can vote on the nominees at this link by March 16th!: https://forms.gle/RpoxDRd1pV91v7vh9 To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com…

Are you ready to party, Wonka Scholars? Because it’s time for the LAST LISTENERPALOOZA! We share and react to your submissions including wild Wonka anecdotes, fan fiction, and a 65 page manuscript to name just a few. Thumbnail art by listener LC @praggmatic on Tumblr! To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com Links Referenced (because even Wonka Scholars cite their sources): https://medium.com/@emilyivanov14/heres-why-willy-wonka-is-an-autistic-icon-ca585176dd12 Timestamps 00:00 Wilford Wonka takes over the news 15:30 Listenerpalooza begins! 1:15:50 Outro…

Look we might like Wonka (2023), but that doesn't mean we don't have critiques! And if you're talking about the lyrics specifically, we apparently have more than an hours worth. Join us as we discuss the songs from Wonka divorced from the source, rank them all, and have a heated debate on Wonka's -ocolate based crimes. To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com If you'd like to help us keep this podcast up and running, you can visit buymeacoffee.com/wonkawatch ! All supporters will get a shout out on the podcast :). Cover Art by Reilly Branson: https://www.instagram.com/rad_reilly/ Sources: Wonka Script: https://deadline.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/Wonka-Read-The-Screenplay-Redacted.pdf GQ Article: https://www.gq.com/story/timothee-chalamet-wonka-style-latex-coat Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 05:16 Wonka Watch News 11:44 Discussing the Songs 30:29 Our Wonka Song Rankings 37:22 What is Wonka’s Worst Lyric? 58:10 Prediction Fallout 01:01:59 Outro…

To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com If you'd like to help us keep this podcast up and running, you can visit buymeacoffee.com/wonkawatch ! All supporters will get a shout out on the podcast :). Cover Art by Reilly Branson: https://www.instagram.com/rad_reilly/ Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 8:53 Movie Novelization 1:04:45 Prequel Reckoning 1:07:45 Outro…

Due to the Great Wonka Flood, we were not able to experience the Wonka IHOP menu together as originally planned. Do not fret though, because Elaine has taken one for the team and is here to report back on her IHOP journey. Plus, we get visited by our old friend GQ. To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com If you'd like to help us keep this podcast up and running, you can visit buymeacoffee.com/wonkawatch ! All supporters will get a shout out on the podcast :). Cover Art by Reilly Branson: https://www.instagram.com/rad_reilly/ Sources: Teeny Tiny Eensy Weensy Watches: https://www.gq.com/story/timothee-chalamet-cartier-panthere Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 06:03 Wonka Watch News 10:03 Elaine’s IHop Adventure Begins 19:05 Wonka’s Perfectly Purple Pancakes 28:42 The Hoverchoc Pancake Tacos 34:16 The Daydream Berry Biscuit 41:47 The Scrumdiddlyumptious Strawberry Hot Chocolate 49:07 Elaine’s Final Thoughts 52:22 Prediction Clarification 55:26 Outro…

Now that the Wonka Rapture has occured, we wanted to let you all know the plans for the podcast going forward. After listening to these absolutely RIVETING logistics, head on over to the bonus episode we dropped on the feed today that compiles some of the best of our Wonka Watch News segment! Heres the TLDL (To Long, Didn't Listen): Wonka Watch, and our future podcasting endeavors, will henceforth be a podcast posting every other week in order to be sustainable in the long run. Wonka Watch is scheduled to continue until the end of March. After Wonka Watch ends, we will be taking a one month break and then jumping into our next project together. We're not ready to share all the details about our next podcast yet, but we are very excited about it! Wonka Watch's ending is a soft ending. We're not gonna do a round two by any means, but if the well calls we will return! To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com If you'd like to help us keep this podcast up and running, you can visit buymeacoffee.com/wonkawatch ! All supporters will get a shout out on the podcast :). Cover Art by Reilly Branson: https://www.instagram.com/rad_reilly/…

So, Wonka Watch is officially biweekly and this is our first week off. But do not fret! This week we have a special recap episode of some of the worst/best (but mostly worst) pieces of news that Felicia dug up in her daily Wonka digest. For more info on the state of the podcast and all those boring logistics, check out the announcement episode we dropped on the feed today! As a reward for listening to that, bask in the sweet sounds of Goo Goo Clusters, Timothe Chalamet Vogue Articles, and the Super Mouth Squad. To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com If you'd like to help us keep this podcast up and running, you can visit buymeacoffee.com/wonkawatch ! All supporters will get a shout out on the podcast :). Cover Art by Reilly Branson: https://www.instagram.com/rad_reilly/ Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 1:04 4 - 1971 Pt. 2: Goo Goo Clusters 4:06 3 - 1971 Pt. 1: Modded Controller 360 11:24 6 - Timothee Chalamet Musical Canon: Goo Goo Clusters Pt. 2 16:59 9 - Fanfiction Pt. 1: Hugh-Ga-Loompa 22:19 19 - Glass Elevator Pt. 2: Puppet Wonka 27:14 25 - Tom and Jerry: Gene’s Costume Letter 32:32 40 - Hunger Games 2: Candy Taster 37:25 47 - Wonkanizer: Timmy Vogue Profile 42:02 51 - What if Someone Else Won the Golden Ticket: Ficklegruber Revealed 43:51 53 - Pitching New Wonka Characters: Felicia Tells a Very True and Totally Not Made Up Story 47:45 58 - Collaborative Fanfiction Special: Silly for Timothee 49:20 65 - Wonka Erotica 1: Movies in the Park 50:01 70 - Wonk.A.I.: Chocolate Village 54:07 73 - Spring Cleaning: Brocelets 58:49 74 - Ranking Wonka Theories: Middle School Production 1:00:18 76 - Cinemacon Trailer News: “For You and Only You” Book Excerpt 1:03:32 79 - Wonka Power Ranking: Timothee Chalamet Takes a Trip to Petco 1:11:52 83 - Game Boy Advanced: The Rise of Supermouth 1:18:30 88 - Alice: Tiny Watches 1:24:41 89 - PS2 Game: Timothee’s Silly Little Hat 1:27:54 94 - Parody Pick N Mix: SEETHING WITH RAGE 1:30:21 95 - Whoppsy-Whiffling Joke Book: Dragoncon Burger 1:39:10 105 - Wonka Clips: Presidential Screening 1:40:18 105 - Wonka Clips: Timothee Chalamet’s Million Belts 1:44:09 106 - Wonka Premiere: IHOP Menu…

So now that we've finally seen the film, it's time for us to go back through the absolute dumpster fire truck-load of predictions we've made over the past two years. THE RECKONING HAS ARRIVED!!!! If you have any tips or opinions on the predictions we weren't sure about, feel free to let us know either on Instagram or over email! To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com If you'd like to help us keep this podcast up and running, you can visit buymeacoffee.com/wonkawatch ! All supporters will get a shout out on the podcast :). Cover Art by Reilly Branson: https://www.instagram.com/rad_reilly/ Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 01:53: Prediction Statistics 04:18 THE RECKONING 1:07:46 Accuracy Statistics 1:10:35 Outro…

TWO LONG YEARS IN THE MAKING AND THE DAY HAS FINALLY COME! The literal ocean tried to stop us but WE PERSISTED. Our experience of watching the film was unlinke anything we could have imagined, so take a listen to us processing this once in a lifetime experience. To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com If you'd like to help us keep this podcast up and running, you can visit buymeacoffee.com/wonkawatch ! All supporters will get a shout out on the podcast :). Cover Art by Reilly Branson: https://www.instagram.com/rad_reilly/ Timestamps: 00:00 Pre-Film Discussion 14:37 First Reactions 20:38 Full Discussion 59:50 Outro…

To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch. We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at wonkarapture@gmail.com If you'd like to help us keep this podcast up and running, you can visit buymeacoffee.com/wonkawatch ! All supporters will get a shout out on the podcast :). Cover Art by Reilly Branson: https://www.instagram.com/rad_reilly/ Sources: Variety Panel: https://variety.com/video/wonka-timothee-chalamet-hair-hugh-grant/ Wonka Suites: https://robbreport.com/travel/hotels/booking-warner-bros-wonka-sweet-suites-1235431325/ Timothee Chalamet and Hugh Grant AP Interview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PskGyiOyN7A Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 05:31 A Special Delivery from RhinoStew 11:24 Wonka Watch News 22:18 Some Statistics 25:53 Our Highlights 30:27 Who Are Our Favorite Wonkas? 33:53 Best/Worst Version of the Plot 43:03 Best/Worst Wonkas 45:16 Rating all the Wonkas 55:31 Rating Wonka Media 1:10:46 Final Predictions 1:18:46 Outro…