THIS WEEK: Baby Geniuses (1999) and Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004) Having given the Baby Assassins a deserved spotlight, it seemed only appropriate to discuss Baby Geniuses, the passion project of OV supervillain Steven Paul. In 1999, one man dared to ask the question: What if babies possessed the cognitive capacity to mentally dominate Dom DeLuise? Donate to Palestinian Medical Aid Support Optimism Vaccine on Patreon…

THIS WEEK: Baby Assassins (2021), Baby Assassins: 2 Babies (2023) and Baby Assassins: Nice Days (2024) Jack already spends 10% of any given episode talking about Baby Assassins, so we thought we'd let him get it out of his system. Donate to Palestinian Medical Aid Support Optimism Vaccine on Patreon

THIS WEEK: Enthiran (2010) and 2.0 (2018) Why settle for Hollywood when Kollywood exists? Join us this week as we're dazzled by Rajinikanth and baffled by 5G conspiracies. Donate to Palestinian Medical Aid Support Optimism Vaccine on Patreon

THIS WEEK: XX: Beautiful Weapon (1993), XX: Beautiful Target (1995) and XX: Beautiful Beast (1995) Like the rest of the internet, we just couldn't get enough Japanese perversion. So this week we've opted to crack open the fridge and dish up a second helping of the V-Cinema franchise XX. Donate to Palestinian Medical Aid Support Optimism Vaccine on Patreon…

THIS WEEK: XX: Beautiful Hunter (1994), XX: Beautiful Prey (1996), and XX: Beautiful Killing Machine (1996) Having already covered the adventures of Xander Cage and Ti West's misguided stab at franchise horror, it was inevitable that a sage Patron would point us toward the Japanese film series XX. It promises to be a beautiful time. Donate to Palestinian Medical Aid Support Optimism Vaccine on Patreon…

THIS WEEK: Jingle All the Way 2 (2014), Kindergarten Cop 2 (2016), and Eraser: Reborn (2022) It was suggested that this episode was below even us, but once an idiotic idea has been introduced, you can trust that Optimism Vaccine will follow through. So here we are, discussing films had the audacity to attempt the impossible: Replacing Arnold Schwarzenegger. Donate to Palestinian Medical Aid Support Optimism Vaccine on Patreon…

THIS WEEK: Tales from the Crypt (1972), Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight (1995), Bordello of Blood (1996) and Ritual (2002) We decided that Jack needed more Dennis Miller in his life, which naturally led us to the cinematic world of EC Comics. Donate to Palestinian Medical Aid Support Optimism Vaccine on Patreon…

THIS WEEK: The Net (1995) and The Net 2.0 (2006) Lord knows why, but we've decided to discuss the very relevant tech anti-thriller, The Net. And its pitiful DTV sequel. Donate to Palestinian Medical Aid Support Optimism Vaccine on Patreon

THIS WEEK: Flexing With Monty: A Domestic Symphonie (2010) and The Evil Within AKA The Storyteller (2017) A generous Patron asked us to look at John Albo's perpetually-in-production feature debut Flexing With Monty. Which we took as a good excuse to check out a meth-addled oil heir's posthumously released horror opus. Apologies for Jack's occasionally choppy audio. Hey, why not request your own episode, and help us buy him a new microphone? Donate to Palestinian Medical Aid Support Optimism Vaccine on Patreon…

THIS WEEK: Day For Night (1973) and Hulk Blood Tapes (2015) It has recently come to our attention that X's foremost Oscar-knower Matt Neglia starred in a found footage horror film. Of course we're honor-bound to discuss it. Donate to Palestinian Medical Aid Support Optimism Vaccine on Patreon

THIS WEEK: Twilight Zone: The Movie (1983) and Rust (2024) Well, it finally happened. Rust was unceremoniously dumped onto streaming, so we're obliged to fulfill a long-standing Patron request to look at the film. And we've decided to pair it with Twilight Zone: The Movie for... no reason. Nothing morbid happening here. Move along. Donate to Palestinian Medical Aid Support Optimism Vaccine on Patreon…

THIS WEEK: Blues Brothers 2000 (1998), Basic Instinct 2 (2006) and Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps (2010) We wrap up our tangled series of series-es with a trio of films that really left us questioning the artistic merits of the decades late, creatively bankrupt sequel. Donate to Palestinian Medical Aid Support Optimism Vaccine on Patreon…

THIS WEEK: Offspring (2009), The Woman (2011) and Darlin' (2019) We're wrapping up our aughts horror binge by barely discussing Lucky McKee, whose indie horror hit The Woman was inexplicably the middle film in a trilogy of cannibal flicks. It won't make any more sense when you've watched the films. Donate to Palestinian Medical Aid Support Optimism Vaccine on Patreon…

THIS WEEK: Dracula 2000 (2000), Dracula II: Ascension (2003) and Dracula III: Legacy (2005) Our run of episodes on the stunted hopes of aughts horror gradually morphs into a look at secret franchises as we look at the undisputed king of the 3D horror revival, Patrick Lussier. Before there was Drive Angry, there was Dracula 2000. And two DTV sequels that apparently exist. Donate to Palestinian Medical Aid Support Optimism Vaccine on Patreon…

THIS WEEK: X (2022), Pearl (2022) and MaXXXine (2024) No one typifies our mini-exploration into the horror aught-eurs that weren't more than Ti West. Annointed king of independent horror disappears for a decade, only to suddenly re-emerge to reign over a new, worse brand of independent horror. It's a story as old as time. Donate to Palestinian Medical Aid Support Optimism Vaccine on Patreon…