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THE BOYS ARE BACK!! FROM THE ALL DEF PODCAST: "THE INTERNET IS UNDEFEATED" COMES A NEW SPINOFF SHOW CALLED "DAM INTERNET, YOU SCARY!!"Hosts Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud break down the hilarious yet horrifying things we see on the internet every day!! Then close the curtains and get into some creepy conspiracies!!

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305: Hiking Horror Stories, Night Vision Eye Drops, and Surgeon Madness! | Chaz & Dion on DIYS 57:56

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🤣 You ever been so tired on a hike you drank water straight from public water fountain? Chaz and Deon pull up to Damn Internet, You Scary to talk insane hikes, Oreo Coca-Cola collabs, and a surgeon who left a patient MID-SPINE SURGERY to cash a check 😳. We also break down the science behind night vision eye drops, how Haagen-Dazs is fake bougie, and the all-female gang that ran 1920s London 💅💥 You don’t want to miss this one. 🎙️ Hosted by @TahiryMoore & @PatrickCloud 💥 Guests: Chaz Rodgers https://www.instagram.com/imchazrodgers/ Dion Lack https://www.instagram.com/dionlack/ @LackaroniandChazPodcast 📺 Watch the full episode now and don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe! 👉🏾 Clip this up and send to your crew – it’s pure chaos from start to finish. Sponsors: Blue Chew https://www.bluechew.com/ Promo Code: DIYS Factor https://www.factormealsc.ccom/diys50off and use code diys50off 0:00 - Intro & Set Vibes 0:29 - Hiking with Comedians: Survival of the Fittest 2:00 - Why Talking While Hiking is a Trap 3:00 - Waterfall Desperation & Dehydration Drama 4:12 - Keenan Baker’s Legendary Hiking Fail 5:39 - Chaz’s Secret Stand-Up Tapes (and “using” them) 6:20 - Jerking Off to Stand-Up?! 7:00 - Looney Tunes Freestyle Segment Begins 9:00 - Deon Drops Bars: DIYS Style 10:30 - Black Excellence & Chaz’s Show 12:00 - Deon the Renaissance Man: Author, Director, Dad 14:20 - Oreo Coca-Cola & Snack Collabs We Didn’t Ask For 17:00 - FACTOR Meal Sponsor Read (🔥 seamless transition) 20:00 - Surgeon Leaves Patient Mid-Spine Surgery to Cash Check?! 23:45 - Would You Take Nerve Damage for $1.2M? 28:30 - Night Vision Eye Drops Are Real?! 30:00 - Practical Uses for Night Vision (and pure chaos) 35:00 - LASIK Talk, Bad Contact Lens Habits 38:30 - BlueChew Read: Bricked Up for the Summer 😂 42:00 - The 40 Elephants: London’s All-Female Gangsters 44:00 - Breaking Down Their Look & Casting the Movie 47:00 - The Swedish Toothache Prison Escape 50:00 - Musty Friends & How to Call Them Out 53:00 - Final Thoughts & Upcoming Shows…

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304: Streamer U, Final Destination IRL & Scary Twins 👯‍♀️ 54:21

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From terrifying Final Destination screenings to AI destroying the planet 🤖🌍, this week’s Damn Internet, You Scary is PACKED with wild stories, conspiracy-level facts, and hilarious commentary from Patrick Cloud & Tahir Moore. We break down Kai Cenat’s Streamer University 🏫, the haunted Helios Flight 👻✈️, standing-room-only airline nightmares 🧍🏽‍♂️, and the world's weirdest service animals 🐀🦊. Scary squad, you're in for a ride. Buckle up. 🛎️ Don’t forget to like, subscribe, and turn on notifications! ✨ Sponsored by Green Chef – Use code 50DIYs to get 50% OFF your first month + 20% OFF for 2 months & free shipping 🍽️💚 Producer: @HippieGoals ⏱️ TIMESTAMPS & CHAPTERS: 00:00 – Morning routines & 4-mile hikes 🚶🏽‍♂️ 00:52 – Back in the stock market 💹 03:09 – AI is ruining the environment?! 🤯 06:00 – Kai Cenat’s Streamer University is genius 🎥📱 10:14 – Final Destination screening becomes real-life horror 😱🎬 13:38 – Is this the best horror movie marketing ever? 16:02 – The eerie “Jim Twins” story 🧬 18:01 – The Silent Twins & psychic twin theory 👭 20:15 – Green Chef ad 🍲 (code: 50DIYs) 23:01 – Cooking at home & sushi class dreams 🍣 23:50 – STANDING-ONLY airplane seats?! 🚫🪑 29:20 – The haunting story of Helios Flight 522 🛫👻 35:16 – ZIP codes & how mail really works ✉️📮 37:21 – Crosswalk rules & street name secrets 🚦 41:08 – Minecraft’s banned news library 🧱📰 46:17 – The Minecraft creator’s sad billionaire story 😔 48:03 – Musical-watching dogs?! 🐶🎭 50:22 – The world’s weirdest “service animals” 🦨🦚🐍 52:11 – Final laughs & wrap-up 😂🎤 Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary…

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303: Buried Alive, Nutmeg Trips & Fake Kidnappings?! on DIYS 1:10:04

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💥 This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. This week on Damn Internet, You Scary!, Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud dive headfirst into some of the wildest, weirdest, and WTF-worthy stories from around the internet. From the woman who woke up at her own funeral 💀➡️😲 to a man who faked his own kidnapping just to hit the club 🎉😬… it’s giving unhinged internet energy all episode long. 🔥 What’s inside this insanity: A real-life zombie funeral moment 🧟‍♀️ TikTok teens tripping on nutmeg and why that’s DEAD serious 🥄☠️ A deep convo about soul food, tacos, and black culture’s food evolution 🌮🍖 Tahir gets vulnerable talking about therapy, trauma, and how holding hands became an act of courage 🫱🏽‍🫲🏾💔 Oh—and two identical twins BOTH paying child support 😳👶🏽👶🏽 🚨 Plus: Sponsored segments that actually slap: 🧠 BetterHelp (because therapy is for real ones) https://www.betterhelp.com/diys 💳 Kikoff (fix ya credit, fam!) Start building credit with Kikoff today, and you can get your first month for as little as one dollar. That’s 80% off the normal price when you go to https://www.getkikoff.com/DIYS today. 💸 Cash App (because we like fast money) Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/crftch8p #CashAppPod *Referral Reward Disclaimer: As a Cash App partner, I may earn a commission when you sign up for a Cash App account. For a limited time only, new Cash App users can use our exclusive code to earn some additional cash. For real - there’s no catch. Just download Cash App & sign up! Use our exclusive referral code [DIYS10] in your profile, send $5 to a friend within 14 days, and you’ll get $10 dropped right into your account. Terms apply. That’s Money. That’s Cash App. Scary. Funny. Healing. Ridiculous. Just another episode of DIYS. 🙌🏽 👇🏽 Timestamps & Highlights Below! 🎯 Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe if you laughed, gasped, or clutched your pearls. 00:00 – Waking Up at Your Own Funeral?!! 02:48 – Taco Bell vs. Real Mexican Tacos 04:33 – Black Folks & Soul Food Tacos 07:00 – Taco Truck Culture Shock 10:38 – Wild Rice, Quinoa, and Mediterranean Eating 12:07 – The Cheat Day Debate 15:00 – Ad Read – BetterHelp 18:44 – Tahir Opens Up About Communication & Trauma 22:07 – Relationship Growth & Past Abuse Triggers 27:04 – Holding Hands Feels ‘Sweet’ but Unsafe? 30:03 – Fight or Flight in Public: A Real One's Reflex 31:30 – KevOnStage, Hustle Envy, & Depression Talk 33:00 – Church & the Illuminati (Yes, Really) 34:24 – The Nutmeg Challenge: TikTok’s Dumbest Trend 40:22 – Ad Read – Kickoff Credit Builder 44:01 – Buried Alive: The Essie Dunbar Story 47:00 – Who Fakes a Kidnapping to Party?! 50:20 – Ad Read – Cash App 51:00 – Brazilian Twins & Child Support Drama 56:00 – Man Buys Storage Unit With $7.5M in Cash 58:22 – Would You Return the Money… or Disappear? 01:03:00 – Real ID Laws & Washed Money Warnings 01:04:23 – The Coughing Millionaire Game Show Scam 01:09:00 – Wrap-Up & Upcoming Shows Producer @hippiegoals #DIYS #DamnInternetYouScary #TahirMoore #PatrickCloud #NutmegChallenge #FunnyPodcast #BlackPodcasts #ScaryStorie Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary…

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302: Conspiracy Corner: The Flatwoods Monster, AI Aliens, and Trees That Talk with Comedian CP 30:57

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Welcome to the pilot episode of Conspiracy Corner ! Hosts Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud kick off the series with an epic dive into strange phenomena, ancient mysteries, and modern tech paranoia. Special guest CP joins to explore how seemingly unrelated conspiracies—from walking trees to ancient aliens—might all be connected. This episode covers: The mysterious Flatwoods Monster encounter of 1952 If AI was gifted to us by aliens to mask their presence Evolution’s weirdest tricks: spiders, glowing fish, and tree animals The idea that God might just be running a simulation What animals like dogs, whales, and sharks might already know about the universe Red night vision goggles revealing demonic creatures during war It’s a wild, funny, and thought-provoking start to the series. Strap in and question everything!…

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301: What’s Scarier: Ocean or Space? on DIYS with Sam Salem 59:16

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🤣 Welcome back to another wild ride on Dam Internet, You Scary! This week we’ve got your kid’s favorite teacher and internet chaos gremlin — Sam Salem — back in the building! 🎤🍽️ https://www.instagram.com/samuelsleeves We are talking about: 🥞 Writing essays at IHOP 🔥 Petty clapbacks to internet trolls 🐶 Why he refuses to call the dog “his” 📞 Garfield phones mysteriously washing up on beaches 🧱 And yes… the Bricked Up Boys are officially a thing now 👀💀 Also… 👩🏽‍🚀 Ocean vs. Space debate gets weird 📦 A Chinese business owner drives 500 miles to throw hands over a bad review 🤯 The weirdest compliment Sam ever got from a troll 💬 Hosted by Tahir Moore & Patrick Cloud 📺 New episodes every week with the funniest people on the internet. 👊🏾 Don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE — or we might mail your roast to your job 📫🔥 🔗 Chapters & Timestamps below! #DIYS #DamnInternetYouScary #SamSalem #ComedyPodcast #BrickedUpBoys #GarfieldPhone #PettyLevel100 #IHOPEssays 00:00 – Sam Salem Returns: Panic Writing & Pancake Strategy 02:30 – Sam’s Secret Weapon: All-You-Can-Eat Pancakes 06:00 – Ginger Identity, Black Culture & Locks Debate 13:30 – AI, Black Twitter & Sam’s Viral Videos 17:00 – Cowboy Carter & Beyoncé Concert FOMO 21:30 – Country Remixes That Shouldn’t Exist 28:00 – The “Dog That Lives In My House” 35:00 – Bricked Up Lifestyle & BlueChew Madness 41:00 – The Great Garfield Phone Mystery 44:30 – Internet Trolls, Doxxing, and Petty Revenge 53:00 – Space vs Ocean: What’s Scarier? 1:02:00 – DIYS Sign-Off & Final Laughs S/O to our Sponsors Blue Chew https://www.bluechew.com promo code: DIYS Prize Picks Download the app today and use code DIYS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup!…

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300: Crows Hold GRUDGES?! This Bird Attacks Her EVERY Day! on DIYS with Chris Sneed 1:03:14

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A crow that attacks ONE person every day?! Parrots ordering snacks on Alexa?? Cartel graveyards with air conditioning and balconies?! This episode of Dam Internet, You Scary! is full of the most insane real-life stories that’ll leave you shook and in stitches. 💀 From birds with vendettas to million-dollar mausoleums, Tahir, Patrick, and guest Chris Sneed break it all down with nonstop laughs and wild takes. 🎟️ Plus: Chris Sneed is filming his stand-up special “I Need Urgent Care” on June 26th at the Regent Theater — don’t miss it! https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/0900627BE3654976?fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAaeaIzJ6tdwJsC5yVBOdn-IQ-BjTplSDJedGGtgu390WM6HPUY4cNC1mq4vUyA_aem_KwNEdvAIjRpICjH3j9Jj-A 🔔 Subscribe now for more hilarious episodes: @DamInternetYouScary 🎙️ Producer: @HippieGoals 📱 Follow the hosts: @tahirmoore | @PatrickCloudChannel Guest: Chris Sneed https://www.instagram.com/itschrissneed/ 🕒 CHAPTERS: Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary…

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299: China’s Super Soldiers, Creepy Heart Transplants & Hallucinogenic Fish w/ Devonte West 1:17:05

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This episode of Damn Internet, You Scary! is a full-blown ride. Guest: Devonte West https://www.instagram.com/_devontewest/ Devonte West joins Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud for an unhinged convo that covers: Snail trail face masks 🐌 Edible horror stories 🍪 CIA-level hallucination fish 🐠 The wildest heart transplant suicide story 🫀 Purple not being real 👁️ And China's terrifying new super soldier experiment 🧬 It's skincare, science, and superpowers all rolled into one. Buckle up — this episode gets deep, weird, and hilarious. 🔔 Like, subscribe & hit the bell — or risk eating a DMT fish by accident. S/O to our Sponsors SKIMS https://www.skims.com/diys Blue Chew Https://www.bluechew.com Promo Code: DIYS Kikoff Get your first month FREE at https://www.GetKikoff.com/DIYS 0:00 - Glow, Sponges & Hot Oil Treatments 1:18 - Spa Days & Korean Skincare 2:31 - Snail Masks & Slippery Science 5:15 - Compliments & Confidence 8:12 - Devonte Joins the Chaos 10:53 - Type Sh*t Global Culture Stories 20:15 - Fish That Get You High?! 23:00 - DMT, Edibles & Driving While High 32:00 - Heart Transplant Suicide Mystery 37:00 - Purple Isn't Real?! 41:00 - Satellites, GPS Hacks & Creamer Prices 45:00 - Coffee Subs, Skims & Bluechew 49:00 - China's Super Soldiers 53:00 - Custom Superpowers & The Real Goku Life Producer: @HippieGoals Join the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/daminternetyouscary…

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298: We Don’t Do Drugs, We Just Try Things | DIYS w/ Spank Horton 1:05:35

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This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. https://www.betterhelp.com/diys What happens when comedian Spank Horton pulls up to Dam Internet, You Scary!? Shirtless birthday parties, wild drug trips, international thirst stories, detachable sea penises, and cows who hate country music. Hosts Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud go toe-to-toe with Spank in one of the most hilariously unhinged episodes ever. 💥 From talking ketamine to awkward strip club returns, from Brazilian magazine girls to frogs getting divorced for too much rain—this one has it ALL. 🎤 Hosted by: Tahir Moore & Patrick Cloud 🎧 Guest: Spank Horton https://www.instagram.com/spankhorton/ 🎥 Produced by: @HippieGoals 📍 Chapters + Timestamps below 👇 📲 Subscribe & hit the bell for more weekly chaos! 🔗 Follow us on socials: @daminternetscary ✂️ Best moments from this episode? COMMENT BELOW! 0:00 - The Freestyle Is Wild Right Away 2:01 - Spank Talks Getting “Fired” by Kevin Hart 4:04 - Kev’s Workout Rules & Phone Calls at 6AM 5:10 - Spank’s Birthday Turn-Up: No Shirt in the Club 7:00 - “Would You Take Your Shirt Off In Church?” 9:00 - Spank’s Freestyle to a Mario Trap Beat 11:10 - Macy’s Catalogs & Magazine Shopping Woes 13:00 - Brazilian Magazine Girls & "Ordering by Name" 15:10 - Beauty in Brazil vs. Getting Kidnapped 17:00 - The Artist Who Drew Himself on Every Drug 20:30 - Ranking Drug Portraits: Weed, Cocaine, Meth 25:00 - Everyone Admits Which Ones They Tried 27:00 - DMT Trips, Hieroglyphics & Lucy-Level Visuals 30:00 - Spank Tries Ketamine—Then Rips His Shirt Off 32:00 - “We Don’t Do Drugs, We Just Try Things” 33:45 - Cows Hate Country Music?! 35:00 - Wagyu Cows Live Better Than Us 36:15 - Women’s Self-Defense Gloves from the 1800s 38:10 - Sea Creatures with Detachable D**ks 🤯 40:00 - Frog Marriage & the Flood It Caused 43:00 - Spank’s Favorite City for Beautiful Women 45:00 - India, Mia Khalifa & Trash City in Egypt 48:00 - Spank’s Chaotic Jamaica Trip w/ 90 People…

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297: Are Spiders Plotting Against Us? + Downtown LA’s Creepiest Secrets on DIYS w/Vanessa Graddick 57:12

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🎙️ Welcome back to Damn Internet, You Scary! with your hosts @PatrickCloudChannel and @TahirMoore. This week’s hilarious guest is none other than comedian, writer, and mixologist-in-residence Vanessa Graddick! https://wwww.instagram.com/vanessagraddick In this episode: 🍸 Vanessa drops drink game with edible glitter cocktails 👮‍♂️ We dive into the wild conspiracy that Family Matters was a delusion created by Carl Winslow! 🕷️ Spiders could theoretically eat all humans in under a year?! Say what? 🌲 We explore the real-life Zone of Death loophole where you could legally get away with murder! 🌆 Plus: the haunting side of downtown LA, from graffiti ghosts to pigeon-covered staircases. Don’t forget to like, comment, and SUBSCRIBE for more comedy, conspiracies, and chaos. 💬 Drop your thoughts: What show from the 90s deserves a conspiracy theory? S/O to our Sponsors Blue Chew Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code DIYS -- just pay $5 shipping. https:/www.bluechew.com Prize Picks Download the app today and use code DIYS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup! 0:00 - Kicking Things Off & Making Wishes at 12:34 0:42 - Birthday Numbers & Seeing Patterns in Time 1:21 - Can You Manifest the Clock? 1:55 - Timing Needs to Be Organic 2:29 - Sleepy Faces & Misinterpreted Drool 3:02 - The Money Shot Debate 3:15 - Titty Bang Failures & Bad Aim 3:30 - Vasectomy Confessions & Reduced Velocity 4:27 - The Brick House Blueprint 5:03 - Invention: The Skee-Ball Sex Game 5:37 - Olympic Score System for Sex 6:14 - Global Expansion for Semen Games?! 6:50 - Scoring Hair vs Headboard vs Butt 7:35 - Missionary Skeeball Gets Competitive 8:07 - Can Amazon Sell This? 9:01 - Sitcom Theme Songs with a Trap Remix 10:17 - Vanessa’s Glitter Cocktails & DIY Mixology 11:22 - Frasier Love & Drink Inspiration 12:12 - Sitcom Reboots & Night Court Talk 13:49 - Kathy Bates in Matlock & Writing Classes 15:17 - Sitcom Trap Beat Freestyle 16:59 - Cheese is as Addictive as Cocaine?! 17:32 - The Carl Winslow Multiverse Conspiracy 19:42 - Typecasting & The Ghost of Urkel 21:17 - Family Matters Is a Cop's Fantasy 23:51 - Schizophrenia Dog Named Barbie 🐶 24:35 - Could Spiders Eat All Humans?! 26:20 - Slavery Stats & Spider Logic 27:34 - If We Ate White People Instead of Chicken... 28:40 - What If Don Julio Sponsored Cracker Barrel? 29:58 - Ad Read: Bluechew Comedy Segment 32:37 - Words We Can’t Say: Specificity & Naïveté 33:43 - The Zone of Death: Legal Murder in Idaho?! 36:08 - Yellowstone’s “Train Station” Theory 38:43 - Downtown LA: Squatters, Drugs & Dodger Dogs 43:57 - Man in a Diaper with Pigeons?! 44:58 - Why Dodger Dogs Are Baseball's Real MVP 45:40 - PrizePicks Sports Talk & Fantasy Betting 51:20 - Cheese Debate Continues: Sharp Cheddar Wins 55:55 - Vanessa’s Final Plugs & Upcoming Projects #DIYS #VanessaGraddick #FamilyMattersTheory #Spiders #ZoneOfDeath #ComedyPodcast #BlackCreators #urbanlegends Producer: @HippieGoals …

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296: Frog or Lizard Afterlife? Terminal Man Story, Mario Debates + More | DIYS 1:06:33

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This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. On this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir and Patrick go from conspiracy theories to hilarious hypotheticals. They dive into the real-life story behind The Terminal, uncover wild Mountain Dew conspiracy theories, and debate the practicality of Mario’s power-ups. Also—should you come back as a frog or a lizard in the next life? And how powerful is Dr. Doom really? We’re talking: Getting stuck in an airport for 18 years Frog butt cheeks Marvel movie hot takes Star or 1UP—what would you pick IRL? 💥 Sponsored by Factor Meals & BetterHelp 🍽️ Get 50% off at https://www.factormeals.com/diys50off 🧠 Try online therapy at https://www.betterhelp.com/diys 🔥 New episodes every week! Subscribe for more wild convos and nerd debates. 0:00 – Intro + Martial Arts Fitness 1:08 – Energy Drinks, Mornings & Sugar 1:26 – Guest Cancellations & Old School Vibes 2:00 – The Mountain Dew Conspiracy 🥤 3:07 – The Terminal Was Real?! 5:00 – Living in an Airport: Hacks & Struggles 9:10 – Worst Airports Ranked ✈️ 14:30 – Vegas Airport = Chaos 16:52 – Life Hacks & Crazy Tariffs 18:00 – Billionaires Losing Billions 20:00 – Jackie Chan Won’t Leave His Kids a Dime 22:25 – Factor Meals Ad Read 23:00 – Mario Star vs 1-Up Debate 🍄 26:08 – Robbing a Bank with Mario Powers 28:07 – First Animal That Doesn’t Need Oxygen 30:25 – Animals That Don’t Drink Water 34:13 – Would You Come Back as a Frog or Lizard? 🐸🦎 36:11 – Poison Dart Frog Swag 40:05 – BetterHelp Ad Read 42:14 – Avengers: Endgame Deserves a Spot in Top 5 44:13 – Marvel vs DC: Who’s Winning Now? 48:00 – Doctor Doom is Tony Stark?! 50:52 – Most Powerful Marvel Villains Ranked 52:56 – Wanda’s True Power & Marvel Plotlines 54:00 – Disney+ Pricing Woes 55:00 – Sneak Peek: Sleeping Sickness Segment Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary…

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295: The Creepiest Ways to Memorialize Loved Ones?! | DIYS ft. MikeCakez 1:07:42

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In this hilarious and wild episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud are joined by viral TikTok sensation Mike @MikeCakez famous for his iconic catchphrase "Sir, Sir!" Mike shares behind-the-scenes secrets of going viral, his journey from engineering to content creation, and how he deals with constant bans from social media platforms. They also dive into some of the creepiest stories on the internet, including turning ashes into diamonds, preserving tattoos from loved ones as keepsakes, and poisonous plants that leave their victims smiling in death! S/O TO OUR SPONSORS SKIMS https://www.skims.com/diys PRIZE PICKS Download the app today and use code DIYS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup! BLUE CHEW Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code DIYS -- just pay $5 shipping. https://www.bluechew.com KIKOFF Building credit can happen faster than you expect with Kikoff. Don’t wait and get your first month for just a dollar at https://www.GetKikoff.com/DIYS . 🔥 Episode Highlights: Mike’s origin story & viral success secrets Why Facebook might be better than Instagram for creators Turning ashes into wearable jewelry & creepy memorial tattoos The "smiling" deadly plant: hemlock explained Wild tattoo and skin preservation trends 😂 Join the convo—would you ever turn a loved one’s ashes into diamonds or preserve tattoos? Let us know! 🎧 Subscribe to Dam Internet, You Scary! for weekly comedy, weird internet finds, and incredible guest stories! #MikeCakez #DamInternetYouScary #ComedyPodcast #ViralVideos #TikTokFame #WeirdFacts #CreepyStories #PatrickCloud #TahirMoore 00:00 – Intro & Special Guest MikeCakez 00:22 – Mike's Viral Success & "Sir, Sir!" 02:17 – Origin of the “Sir, Sir!” Voice 03:37 – The Video That Started It All 05:37 – Instant Viral Success on TikTok 08:05 – Getting Banned & Deleted on Instagram 09:26 – Facebook’s Hidden Benefits for Creators 10:42 – Why Older Audiences on Facebook Engage More 12:16 – Weird Fact: The Origins of Toasting Drinks 16:10 – Preserving Tattoos from Deceased Loved Ones 19:46 – Would You Wear Boots Made from Human Skin? 21:34 – Turning Human Ashes into Diamonds 22:43 – Buried or Cremated? Hosts Reveal Preferences 23:23 – Tahir’s Ideal Funeral: Viking Style 25:29 – Deadly Plant: The Smiling Death (Hemlock) 30:37 – Poison Ivy, Oak & Sumac Horror Stories 32:30 – "Land Before Time" Dark Facts 35:27 – Mike's Engineering Degree 38:42 – MikeCakez’s Surprising Origin: Born in France 41:18 – Tahir’s Bad Experience in Paris 42:20 – Dream Travel Spots: Egypt, Japan & South Korea 47:25 – MikeCakez Wants to Try Skiing 49:14 – Wild Historical Fact: Painless 1887 Dentist Ad 54:39 – How Mike Deals with Fan Recognition 56:03 – MikeCakez’s Struggles with Constant Sweating 57:28 – Ancient Preserved Tattoos (2,500 Years Old!) 59:18 – Final Thoughts & Episode Wrap-Up Producer: @HippieGoals Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary…

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294: Sneakers, Scents & Signs: The Grown Man Starter Pack on DIYS w/Dave Helem 1:05:52

11 weeks 전1:05:52

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The episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Welcome to Dam Internet, You Scary! 😱💻 Hosted by Tahir Moore @tahirmoore & Patrick Cloud @PatrickCloudChannel 🎙️ Produced by Hippie Goals @HippieGoals 👤 This week’s guest: Comedian, writer & scent connoisseur Dave Helem @dhelem Guest: Dave Helem https://www.instagram.com/davehelem Sponsors: BetterHelp https://www.betterhelp.com/diys Factor https://wwww.factormeals.com/diys50off use code: diys50off 00:00:00 – Intro & Early Banter 00:00:21 – Zodiac Chat: Astrology & Celebrity Signs 00:05:19 – Product Rants & Collab Commentary 00:07:04 – Offbeat Moments & Real Talk 00:07:41 – Home Hacks: Cleaning Tech & Modern Vacuums 00:10:08 – Furniture, New Spaces & Home Makeovers 00:11:48 – L.A. Lifestyle & Office Vibes 00:14:01 – Hollywood & Social Commentary 00:16:00 – Shoe Collection & Personal Style 00:17:47 – BetterHelp Sponsor: Mental Health & Therapy 00:20:11 – Shoe Swaps, Crocs & Lifestyle Rants 00:24:03 – Cologne Countdown: Top Fragrances Revealed 00:30:34 – Signature Scents: The Centerpiece Cologne 00:32:58 – Scentbird Spotlight: Try New Fragrances 00:36:23 – Health Journey & Factor Meals Sponsor 00:41:05 – Personal Reflections & Cologne Mixology 00:55:08 – Closing Thoughts & Future Hints --- This episode is WILD from start to finish! 🤯 We’re talking: ♓ Zodiac stereotypes & celebrity sign wars 👟 Sneakerhead confessions + couch hacks 🧼 Fancy vacuums, Roombas & grown man cleaning gadgets 👃🏾 The ultimate cologne countdown—Dave breaks down his *Top 5* must-have scents 🔥 Mixing colognes like a boss (and why it might get you some extra love 😏) 🧠 Mental health matters: Real talk about therapy & BetterHelp 🥗 Healthy eats made easy with Factor Meals 💥 And of course, all the chaotic comedy you love from DIYS! --- Topics Covered: 💬 Lifestyle, Astrology, Men’s Fashion, Sneaker Culture, Home Tech 🧴 Cologne, Self-Care, Comedy, Black Creators, Internet Culture 📈 SEO Keywords: Dave Helem interview, zodiac signs funny, best colognes 2025, black men fashion tips, BetterHelp promo, Factor Meals review, podcast for men, sneakerhead life, astrology comedy, men’s grooming tips --- 👇🏾 Drop your favorite cologne in the comments & let us know your zodiac sign! Don’t forget to LIKE 👍🏾, SUBSCRIBE 🔔, and SHARE 📲 #DamInternetYouScary #DIYS #TahirMoore #PatrickCloud #DaveHelem #BlackPodcasts #MensStyle #CologneReview #Sneakerheads #ZodiacSigns #AstrologyFunny #MentalHealthAwareness #FactorMeals #BetterHelp #SelfCareForMen…

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293: What’s Next for Content Creators? on DIYS w/ Michael Turner 1:02:12

12 weeks 전1:02:12

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Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Michael Turner joins Damn Internet, You Scary! for a wild discussion on comedy, internet culture, and viral fame. But that’s not all—we also dive into AI conspiracies, the weirdest internet theories, and whether social media is ruining creativity. Is AI about to take over comedy? Will viral trends ever stop being so weird? Hit play and find out! 🔥 Timestamps in the comments for easy navigation! 🎤 Guest: Michael Turner (@michaelturnercomedy) 🎧 LISTEN NOW on YouTube, Spotify & Apple Podcasts! #MichaelTurner #DamnInternetYouScary #AIConspiracies #ViralFame #StandUpComedy #InternetCulture #CancelCulture SPONSOR Blue Chew https://www.bluechew.com Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary…

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292: Conspiracy Corner | Comedian CP | Bell Witch 18:15

12 weeks 전18:15

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Is the Bell Witch the most terrifying ghost story in American history? 👀 In this episode of *Conspiracy Corner*, we dive into the legend of the Bell Witch—a sinister spirit that tormented a Tennessee family in the early 1800s. From eerie whispers to violent attacks, was it a hoax, a haunting, or something even darker? Joining us is comedian CP, bringing his hilarious and unfiltered take on one of the creepiest supernatural cases ever recorded. Will he be a skeptic or a believer by the end? Tune in to find out! 🔮 **Topics We Cover:** ✔️ The origins of the Bell Witch legend ✔️ Haunting encounters & real-life testimonies ✔️ The visit from the US President ✔️ Could this ghost still be lurking today? 🔥 Don't forget to **LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE** for more wild conspiracy theories, ghost stories, and unexplained mysteries! #BellWitch #ConspiracyCorner #GhostStories #Paranormal #HauntedHistory #Supernatural #ScaryLegends #ComedyPodcast #ComedianCP Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary…

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291: How Close Are We to a Real-Life Skynet? Sydney Castillo Weighs In on DIYS 51:00

13 weeks 전51:00

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Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Sydney Castillo joins Damn Internet, You Scary! to talk about the real struggles of comedy tours, wild audience interactions, and the secrets behind his shirtless FaceTime calls! We also dive into AI bots creating their own secret language (skynet vibes?!), a shape-shifting robot straight out of Terminator, and the biggest comedy club scams comedians face. Plus, don’t miss an epic freestyle session with a Texas twist! 🔹 Comedy club secrets & shady deals 🔹 AI bots speaking in code?! 🔹 Sydney’s top-tier beard glow-up 🔹 The real reason Tony Baker doesn’t answer calls Hit that LIKE & SUBSCRIBE for more hilarious deep dives and internet weirdness! 🔥 LISTEN NOW on YouTube, Spotify & Apple Podcasts! 📲 Follow us: https://linktr.ee/damscary 🎤 Special Guest: Sydney Castillo @sydneyisfunny @MyCupIsFullPodcast 👨🏽‍💻 Hosts: Patrick Cloud @patrickcloudchannel Tahir Moore @tahirmoore 🖥️ Producer: Hippie Goals @hippiegoals Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary #ComedyPodcast #SydneyCastillo #DamnInternetYouScary #AIConspiracies #StandUpComedy #TonyBaker #FreestyleRap 0:00 | Intro & Shoutouts 0:23 | Planning a Vegas Trip 1:03 | Old Musicians and Their Instruments 2:01 | The Art of Fake Drumming 2:56 | Sydney’s Shirtless Video Habit 3:52 | The Car Video Effect on Comedy 5:00 | Sydney’s Glow-Up & Beard Journey 6:10 | Top 10 Attractive Comedians Debate 7:02 | Touring Stories & Comedy Club Scams 9:08 | Ticket Sales Drama & Comedy Club Tactics 12:02 | Sydney’s No-Nonsense Business Approach 14:00 | The "Standoffish" Comedian Persona 16:01 | Party Invitations & Social Battery Moments 18:28 | The Surprise Party Wing Moment 21:10 | Sydney's Reserved Personality Explained 23:31 | Sydney’s Mysterious Apartment Policy 25:01 | Comedy Club Culture & Social Dynamics 27:46 | Tony Baker’s Aversion to Phone Calls 29:19 | FaceTiming Tony Baker Live 30:50 | Tony’s Savage Response to Love & Appreciation 32:07 | Classic Pranks on Comedy Tours 35:07 | The Evolution of Comedy Collaboration 37:00 | Freestyle Session – Texas Style 39:08 | The Giraffe Video Legacy 40:22 | AI Bots Creating Their Own Language 42:54 | The Fear of AI & The Terminator Moment 44:32 | Scientists Create Shapeshifting Robots S/O to our Sponsors Better Help https://www.betterhelp.com/diys Mando As a special offer for listeners, new customers get $5 off a Starter Pack with our exclusive code. That equates to over 40% off your Starter Pack. Use code [DIYS] at https://www.ShopMando.com…