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It’s the very first episode of The Big Pitch with Jimmy Carr and our first guest is Phil Wang! And Phil’s subgenre is…This Place is Evil. We’re talking psychological torture, we’re talking gory death scenes, we’re talking Lorraine Kelly?! The Big Pitch with Jimmy Carr is a brand new comedy podcast where each week a different celebrity guest pitches an idea for a film based on one of the SUPER niche sub-genres on Netflix. From ‘Steamy Crime Movies from the 1970s’ to ‘Australian Dysfunctional Family Comedies Starring A Strong Female Lead’, our celebrity guests will pitch their wacky plot, their dream cast, the marketing stunts, and everything in between. By the end of every episode, Jimmy Carr, Comedian by night / “Netflix Executive” by day, will decide whether the pitch is greenlit or condemned to development hell! Listen on all podcast platforms and watch on the Netflix Is A Joke YouTube Channel . The Big Pitch is a co-production by Netflix and BBC Studios Audio. Jimmy Carr is an award-winning stand-up comedian and writer, touring his brand-new show JIMMY CARR: LAUGHS FUNNY throughout the USA from May to November this year, as well as across the UK and Europe, before hitting Australia and New Zealand in early 2026. All info and tickets for the tour are available at JIMMYCARR.COM Production Coordinator: Becky Carewe-Jeffries Production Manager: Mabel Finnegan-Wright Editor: Stuart Reid Producer: Pete Strauss Executive Producer: Richard Morris Executive Producers for Netflix: Kathryn Huyghue, Erica Brady, and David Markowitz Set Design: Helen Coyston Studios: Tower Bridge Studios Make Up: Samantha Coughlan Cameras: Daniel Spencer Sound: Charlie Emery Branding: Tim Lane Photography: James Hole…
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John Mendelssohn Satire and John Mendelssohn에서 제공하는 콘텐츠입니다. 에피소드, 그래픽, 팟캐스트 설명을 포함한 모든 팟캐스트 콘텐츠는 John Mendelssohn Satire and John Mendelssohn 또는 해당 팟캐스트 플랫폼 파트너가 직접 업로드하고 제공합니다. 누군가가 귀하의 허락 없이 귀하의 저작물을 사용하고 있다고 생각되는 경우 여기에 설명된 절차를 따르실 수 있습니다 https://ko.player.fm/legal.
My inexpressibly hilarious commentaries about modern life will brighten the day of all who hear them! You'll laff 'til you stop or your money back!
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John Mendelssohn Satire and John Mendelssohn에서 제공하는 콘텐츠입니다. 에피소드, 그래픽, 팟캐스트 설명을 포함한 모든 팟캐스트 콘텐츠는 John Mendelssohn Satire and John Mendelssohn 또는 해당 팟캐스트 플랫폼 파트너가 직접 업로드하고 제공합니다. 누군가가 귀하의 허락 없이 귀하의 저작물을 사용하고 있다고 생각되는 경우 여기에 설명된 절차를 따르실 수 있습니다 https://ko.player.fm/legal.
My inexpressibly hilarious commentaries about modern life will brighten the day of all who hear them! You'll laff 'til you stop or your money back!
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The poison is poured, the bridges are burned The sham tribunal’s been adjourned No progress made. No lesson learned in this moment of monsters Camels can’t pass through needles’ eyes If their lips are moving lies are being told. They polarise in this moment of monsters The rich do what amuses them The poor do what they must The rich feast on rare creatures’ flesh The poor fight for a crust And horde whatever coins they find in the toxic dust The jury’s out, the fix in sin Your jaw will drop. Your head will spin Play by the rules? You’ll never win! in this moment of monsters The chips are down, their motives clear The cost of justice is so dear The jury will contain no peer in this moment of monsters…
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The title says it all!
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America's Favorite Elderly Heterosexual Expatriate Humorist

Avid Trump supporters Anyl and Feekle Scrotum turn out not to be just brothers, but father and son too!
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America's Favorite Elderly Heterosexual Expatriate Humorist

At the time I wrote and recorded this, there seemed little chance that America would be so foolish as to elect this ghastly person. Were those the days, or what?
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A poignant bedtime story about why one should avoid the homeless. Based on a true story!
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In an attempt to fill the world with rosy-cheeked Christian kiddies, Vice President Pence has, with the encouragement of his wife Judy, whose real name isn't Judy at all, but Karen, been "donating" at Indiana Christian fertility clinics whose names and addresses this podcast is forbidden to disclose.…
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Join the dopamine-deficient community as they had for the ball park for another afternoon of a sport not easily determined! Buy me some peanuts 'n' crackerjack!
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America's Favorite Elderly Heterosexual Expatriate Humorist

The title says it all!
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America's Favorite Elderly Heterosexual Expatriate Humorist

The title says it all! You'll laff 'til you stop!
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America's Favorite Elderly Heterosexual Expatriate Humorist

America's Eva Braun or a decent human being caught in a difficult position? You be the judge!
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America's Favorite Elderly Heterosexual Expatriate Humorist

A pregame interview with a famous athlete! But what is his sport?
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America's Favorite Elderly Heterosexual Expatriate Humorist

No heart will fail to be warmed by this account of how, when he's pretending to play golf, President Trump is typically camping with his handsome youngest son, teaching the boy to revere nature and to respect even those unlike himself.
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Karen McDougal's relationship turns out to have been less about sex than service to humanity. This one will inspire you.
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America's Favorite Elderly Heterosexual Expatriate Humorist

For nine months shortly after the birth of his son Bannon, future president Donald G. Trump enjoyed hot extramarital sex with Playboy model Karen McDougal, who has explained that she loved him for his mind and his charm. Think about that for a minute. His mind. ,
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America's Favorite Elderly Heterosexual Expatriate Humorist

There are lots of fragrance cachet-laden magazines that will tell you how to dress, but this is where you'll get the best possible advice!
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America's Favorite Elderly Heterosexual Expatriate Humorist

It was my friends Feekle and Anyl, whom I met in the American heartland in 2009, who originally got me excited about Donald G. Trump
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A lot of people are saying that the best thing to come out of the recent summit meeting in Helsinki between Presidents Trump and Putin was the idea for a new comedy series on Fox, in which each leader would try to demonstrate himself more manly than the other — with hilarious results!
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Santa Monica Slim & The Poisoned Environment Boys, bolstered by the Zelda Hyde Exclusively Caucasian Singers, perform their musical tribute to Donald J. Trump. Lyrics copyright 2018 by John Mendelssohn: God took an orange dump and called it Donald Trump Please off a high cliff jump, Mr. Trump You wear defiant ignorance as some might wear medals Your world’s full of lies, pots called black by kettles From ghastly to awful, you cover the spectrum How does it feel having Mike Pence up your rectum? You live in a world of gold leaf, all bejewelled Beloved of numbskulls. So easily fooled! You deadbeat, you con man, you liar, you villain You stubborn infection. We need penicillin How weird that he should be embraced by lovers of the Bible Tell the truth about the man and he’ll shouting, “Libel!” With asshats quite unqualified and nincompoops not vetted The swamp you promised that you’d drain has just become more fetid You’re vulgar and stupid, a coward and bully we loathe you not partially but quite fully Your necktie’s too long, your attention span short one wishes your mom had seen fit to abort You fecal stain on history. You foul abomination To shake your sweaty little hand’s to risk contamination…
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Many men do it, though only a small minority will admit it. I explain in lurid detail how I chose the name I did.
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America's Favorite Elderly Heterosexual Expatriate Humorist

The snowflakes and libtards will tell you that to become a 1-percenter, you need to have been the child of a racist slumlord who left you lots of money. But that simply isn't the case!
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Political correctness has slowed a lot of studs down, but these techniques for bedding babes and humping hotties is time-tested and guaranteed to work!
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America's Favorite Elderly Heterosexual Expatriate Humorist

His one-time yoga instructor reveals a heretofore-unseen side of our president, who turns out, behind the scenes, and out of the view of the fake media, to be compassionate, generous, and cuddly!
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America's Favorite Elderly Heterosexual Expatriate Humorist

Those trying to destroy America would like its brave men to be baking banana bread and moisturising instead of hunting, fishing, and drinking Bud Lite! We cannot let such people win!
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America's Favorite Elderly Heterosexual Expatriate Humorist

Those who don't go out into the wild and shoot their fellow living creatures dead often have no idea what they're missing!
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America's Favorite Elderly Heterosexual Expatriate Humorist

The rich are different from you and me. They smell nicer, for one thing, and usually have a great deal more money. Many of them have been to something called "finishing school", and have correspondingly lovely manners.
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And not just your dog, cat, bird, or other! Perfect strangers too!
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