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Ep. 189 “A Knife to the Joke Fight” LIMITED EPISODE 41:38

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To hear the whole episode, sign up for the patreon- www.patreon.com/wehiredasitter Also, give us both a follow: @itspatrickholbert & @itsrosserinmartineau On this episode: Balance & Mental Health: Patrick emphasizes the benefits of cycling over driving in NYC for mental health. Highlights personal challenges of juggling multiple jobs and family commitments, stressing the importance of self-care. Artistic Influence: Names Jesse Wells, Fiona Apple, and Edan as key inspirations for his work. Discusses how music and lyrics serve as a creative outlet, especially after the emotional strain of promoting his comedy special. Community & Future Plans: Recaps recent comedy shows in Tennessee, Atlanta, and Rochester, expressing gratitude for support from family and the comedy community. Plans to develop a new story for Risk podcast and consider creating a comedy special based on personal experiences. Notes ️ Podcast Introduction & Personal Updates (00:00 – 07:45) Patrick opens the episode solo, sharing anecdotes about parenting, daily routines, and his work as a wellness and executive functioning coach. Describes the benefits of cycling over driving in New York City for mental health and serenity. Reflects on the challenges of balancing multiple jobs and family responsibilities, especially after recent travel and performances. Artistic Inspiration & Creative Process (07:45 – 14:06) Patrick discusses the importance of identifying personal artistic influences, naming Jesse Wells, Fiona Apple, and Edan as current top inspirations. Explains how music and lyrics provide catharsis and creative fuel, especially when feeling overstimulated by podcasts and pop culture. Mentions a recent emotional hangover from promoting his comedy special and the need to refill his creative well with new influences. Reading Habits & Literary Interests (14:06 – 17:10) Shares frustration about being locked out of a Kindle book and pivots to reading detective noir, inspired by a podcast taping with Ronan Hirshberg and Sam Morrill. Reflects on the value of consuming both high art and ‘trash’ literature for creative balance. Comedy Shows & Future Projects (17:10 – 21:43) Recaps recent comedy performances in Tennessee, Atlanta, and Rochester, including a guest set at the Comedy Catch and a recovery conference show. Expresses gratitude for support from family and fellow comedians, highlighting the importance of community and mentorship. Discusses plans to develop a new story for the Risk podcast and contemplates producing a new comedy special based on personal experiences. Family Segment & Personal Reflections (21:43 – 32:42) Patrick and Ross record a late-night segment, reflecting on their exhaustion from work and parenting. Lighthearted discussion about reality TV shows (Below Deck, Housewives, Love Hotel) and the escapism they provide. Share humorous anecdotes about travel fatigue, post-flight routines, and missing each other during busy periods. Acknowledge the recent passing of Aunt Helen, expressing love for family and the importance of staying connected. ️ Pop Culture, Industry Gossip & Stand-Up Experiences (32:42 – 39:00) Ross shares industry gossip about Pedro Pascal’s sexuality, discussing representation and public personas in Hollywood. Patrick recounts a recent comedy show with Sean Weiss (former Mighty Ducks actor), noting his recovery journey and unique pre-show behaviors. Conversation touches on the quirks of comedians, the challenges of performing in non-traditional venues, and the camaraderie among comics. Patreon Promotion & Closing Remarks (40:34 – 41:30) Patrick promotes the podcast’s Patreon, outlining membership tiers and bonus content. Encourages listeners to support the show financially if able, emphasizing the importance of sustaining creative projects.…

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Ep. 188 “No Free Refills” 25:14

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Hi it’s really Patrick writing up here on the top. The AI summary is below. Just wanted to pop in and say thanks for listening. We appreciate it! If you haven’t yet considered joining our patreon, here’s the page with all the info: https://patreon.com/wehiredasitter Also, remember you can follow both of us on IG where we do a lot of communicating: @itsrosserinmartineau and @itspatrick holbert Lastly, I wanted to share the links to my special again. It’s on all the platforms and from what I understand I make a little more money if you buy it or rent it on Vimeo. I have zero clue if you’d then be able to watch it on a smart TV but maybe you use Vimeo anyway? I appreciate you checking it out, whatever service you try!! Amazon: https://amzn.to/4italjd AppleTV: https://apple.co/3RvwGBJ Google Play: https://bit.ly/42JrYph Microsoft: https://bit.ly/4cNPsOy Vimeo: https://bit.ly/4iqVDJC YouTubeTV Store: https://bit.ly/4iq1q20 Episode 188 Overview Podcast episode 188 recorded solo by Patrick Holbert; Ross only briefly present. Originated on YouTube in 2017 as ‘Who Cares About Ross and Patrick.’ Plans to upload more full episodes and comedy sets to Patreon/iTunes. Upcoming shows include Chattanooga, TN (secret show), Kingsport, TN (recovery convention), Atlanta, GA (Onward Theater). Patrick recording story for Risk podcast live show on June 26th in NYC; emphasizes comedy is accessible, despite ‘sober comedian’ label. Recap of travel to Rochester to open for Ian Fidance included canceled shows and new material creation. Performance pay affected ( 500 planned, 100 actual due to cancellations). Patrick faced allergies impacting performance, emphasizing need for family support during busy schedules and travel. Encouragement for Patreon support and feedback on content desired. Promoted documentary ‘Tom Portrait of a Comedian’ with screenings nationwide. Notes ️ Podcast Updates & Format Changes (00:00 – 04:12) Podcast episode 188 recorded with Patrick Holbert solo due to Ross’s unavailability; Ross briefly appears to say hello before leaving for errands. Show originally started as ‘Who Cares About Ross and Patrick’ on YouTube in 2017, later became a podcast. Episodes are available on YouTube, Patreon (full episodes), and iTunes (audio). Patrick considers uploading more full episodes and comedy sets to Patreon and iTunes. Upcoming Shows & Promotions (04:12 – 08:56) Patrick is performing at several secret and recovery-focused comedy shows: Chattanooga, TN (secret show), Kingsport, TN (recovery convention), and Atlanta, GA (Onward Theater for Stand Up for Recovery). Patrick is recording a story for the Risk podcast live show on June 26th at Caveat, NYC, and encourages listeners to buy tickets. Patrick discusses the challenge of being labeled a ‘sober comedian’ and emphasizes his comedy is accessible to all audiences. Travel & Performance Recap (08:56 – 13:01) Patrick recaps his recent trip to Rochester to open for Ian Fidance, including travel delays, canceled shows, and working on new material. Describes logistical challenges: canceled Thursday show due to flight delays, working remotely from diners and parking lots, and dealing with club decisions. Notes on performance pay ( 100/show, 500 planned, but Thursday canceled), and the impact on family time. Health & Performance Challenges (13:01 – 15:52) Patrick struggled with allergies (pollen, cats) during the Rochester trip, impacting his on-stage experience and energy. Took two Claritin by mistake, worried about side effects but ultimately felt better. Describes the physical toll of travel, poor sleep, and performing while feeling unwell. ‍‍ Family, Support, and Parenting (17:18 – 20:26) Patrick reflects on the importance of family support, especially from JoJo (Ross’s mother) and Papa, during his and Ross’s busy schedules. Describes missing family due to travel, gratitude for help with childcare, and the challenges of balancing work, parenting, and marriage. Shares a touching story about napping with Franny after returning from travel, and the ongoing struggle to spend quality time with Ross. Patreon & Audience Engagement (22:02 – 23:25) Patrick encourages listeners to support the Patreon to help sustain the podcast and family life. Recently uploaded a full set from Zany’s Chicago to Patreon as an experiment; invites feedback from patrons. Plans to continue uploading content (comedy sets, behind-the-scenes) and seeks input on what patrons want to see/hear. Film Promotion & Social Media (23:25 – 24:56) Promotes ‘Tom Portrait of a Comedian’ documentary, now screening in theaters nationwide; encourages listeners to attend, especially in Atlanta. Reminds audience to follow both Patrick and Ross on social media for updates and content. Action items Patrick Holbert Organize YouTube channel to make older content (e.g., ‘Who Cares About Ross and Patrick’) easier to find (01:24) Promote upcoming Risk podcast live show (June 26th at Caveat, NYC) and encourage ticket sales (02:47) Upload full podcast episodes to Patreon, YouTube, and iTunes as discussed (00:00) Consider uploading audio of full comedy sets (e.g., Zany’s Chicago set, Rochester set) to Patreon and/or iTunes stream (22:02) Continue updating Patreon with new content, including comedy sets and behind-the-scenes material (22:02) Promote ‘Tom Portrait of a Comedian’ film screenings and encourage audience attendance, especially in cities where Patrick will be present (e.g., Atlanta) (23:25)…

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Ep. 187 “Cultural Casserole” LIMITED EPISODE 47:59

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Join the patreon for the cost of a deli cup of coffee per month to hear this whole episode www.patreon.com/wehiredasitter COVID-19 Recovery & Family Health: Ross recovering from COVID-19; family quarantine ongoing. Franny & Patrick tested negative. Dog Peggy had stomach issue—vet visit led to unexpected X-ray, but charges were reduced after no serious issue found. Veterinary Costs Impact: Recurring expenses for Peggy’s arthritis treatment; unexpected vet bills led to using a specialized credit card. Highlighted financial strain of pet ownership; vet provided discount due to situation. Balancing Responsibilities: Ross unable to meet a doula client due to illness; arranged alternative assistance. Patrick increased parenting role, attending school events and spending time with Franny. Discussion on managing work and family commitments during quarantine. Customer Service Advocacy: Patrick faced technical issues during a movie outing; escalated the situation to management resulting in compensation (movie passes). Emphasized challenges in advocating for consumer rights in public settings. Podcast Content Development: Ross and Patrick plan for Patreon content including cooking videos and stand-up. Appreciation expressed for patrons; discussed editing processes using iMovie. Episode Title Decision: ‘Cultural Casserole’ chosen as episode title, reflecting a metaphor for shared family experiences. Reminder established to note this title for future reference. Notes COVID-19 and Family Health Updates (00:00 – 13:16) Ross is recovering from COVID-19, diagnosed four days ago, with symptoms appearing rapidly. Family is quarantining together; Franny and Patrick have tested negative and remain symptom-free. Dog (Peggy) developed a stomach issue; vet visit included shots, a checkup, and an unexpected X-ray due to a perceived mass, causing financial and emotional stress. Vet ultimately reduced charges after no serious issue was found, but recommended sending X-ray to radiology for further review. Veterinary Costs and Financial Planning (04:51 – 13:16) Discussion of recurring veterinary expenses for Peggy’s arthritis shots and additional vaccinations. Unexpected vet costs led to use of a specialized credit card for pet care, highlighting the financial burden of pet ownership. Vet provided a discount due to the unexpected nature of the X-ray and lack of serious findings. ‍‍ Parenting, Work, and Household Management (16:25 – 27:20) Ross and Patrick discuss balancing parenting, work, and household responsibilities during illness and quarantine. Ross unable to meet doula client due to COVID-19, arranges for another doula to assist, and manages multiple work-related calls without direct compensation. Patrick takes on more parenting duties, including attending school events and spending quality time with Franny. Movie Outings and Customer Service Issues (28:49 – 43:38) Patrick recounts attending a school movie night and a commercial movie theater outing with Franny. At the theater, technical issues with sound led to a frustrating experience, requiring Patrick to escalate the issue to management and corporate, eventually receiving movie passes as compensation. Discussion of the high cost of movie outings and the challenges of advocating for customer rights in public settings. Podcast Production and Patreon Content (19:59 – 21:31) Ross and Patrick discuss producing content for their podcast and Patreon, including cooking videos and stand-up sets. They express gratitude to their patrons and encourage listeners to join Patreon for full episodes and bonus content. Ross shares the process of editing and producing videos, referencing the use of iMovie and creative influences. Metaphors and Episode Naming (24:24 – 25:46) Extended metaphor of ‘cultural casserole’ to describe personal and family traumas and experiences shared in social settings. Decision to use ‘Cultural Casserole’ as an episode title, with a reminder to note it down for future reference. Action items Unassigned Remind Ross to use ‘Cultural Casserole’ as the episode title for the podcast (25:46)…

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Ep. 186 “Divas Live” LIMITED EPISODE 53:52

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For the full episode, check us out on Patreon! https://patreon.com/wehiredasitter Rent or Buy Patrick’s Special!! Amazon: https://amzn.to/4italjd AppleTV: https://apple.co/3RvwGBJ Google Play: https://bit.ly/42JrYph Microsoft: https://bit.ly/4cNPsOy Vimeo: https://bit.ly/4iqVDJC YouTubeTV Store: https://bit.ly/4iq1q20 follow these two on social media: @itspatrickholbert @itsrosserinmartineau Academic Insights: Ross Erin reflects on struggles with homework & time management; positive shift in feminist theory classes. Currently studying lactation, adopting better study habits advised by her brother. Media Vulnerability: Patrick feels exposed post-comedy special release Notes ️ Introduction and Patreon Updates (00:00 – 10:37) Patrick Holbert and Ross Erin Martineau recording with Peggy (dog) present Discussion about composting at home and difficulties handling it Patreon shout-outs to their three subscribers: Patrick’s sister Rebecca (benefactor level at 12/month), a loyal friend (5/month), and an unknown subscriber with a Hotmail account Financial discussion: spending 40/month on podcast hosting and 20/month on AI transcription software Currently receiving $18/month from Patreon subscribers Academic Discussion and Personal Growth (10:38 – 21:27) Conversation about Divas Live show that Aaron worked on, mentioning celebrities like Judith Light and Billy Porter Ross discusses her academic struggles throughout school years, including difficulty with homework and time management First positive academic experience came in feminist theory classes in college Current experience studying lactation as a 42-year-old and learning better study habits Brother gave important advice about changing study habits for personal growth Discussion of different reading strategies for academic material Career Updates and Personal Projects (21:27 – 31:44) Aaron studying lactation/breastfeeding, balancing coursework while not earning much Patrick mentioned having three jobs happening simultaneously that provide enough income Health discussion about GERD symptoms and body sphincters Aaron notes that despite not earning at peak, her current work situation feels sustainable Discussion about finding sustainable ways to study and complete coursework Planning to schedule regular podcast recordings with prepared topics in the future Media Releases and Public Exposure (31:44 – 41:44) Patrick dealing with feelings of vulnerability after releasing his comedy special Documentary he co-created is screening in theaters Discussion of social media and promotional clips created by the distribution company Patrick received positive feedback from sister Rebecca and friends Friend shared video of family watching the special together Patrick feeling self-conscious about people watching his work Conversation about the vulnerability of putting creative work into the public Fame, Social Media, and Criticism (41:44 – 51:41) Patrick discussing the challenges of being in the public eye Experiencing mixed feelings: wanting recognition while also feeling too exposed Discussion about fame being increasingly niche in today’s media landscape Mention of hate comments on Joe List’s documentary that Patrick helped create Patrick defended List in a Reddit thread against negative comments Conversation about women in the public eye facing harsher criticism about appearance Mention of how attractiveness privilege affects how criticism is received…

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Ep. 185 “He Has Risen” LIMITED EPISODE 24:57

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BIG NEWS! Patrick’s special is available in all these places. Buy it on Vimeo if you want to provide maximum support to the artist (Vimeo splits more of the money with me): Amazon: https://amzn.to/4italjd AppleTV: https://apple.co/3RvwGBJ Google Play: https://bit.ly/42JrYph Microsoft: https://bit.ly/4cNPsOy Vimeo: https://bit.ly/4iqVDJC YouTubeTV Store: https://bit.ly/4iq1q20 ALSO! If it feels nice to support my career, please consider joining our patreon for this podcast. You can do that here: http://bit.ly/3S7JRJb WE APPRECIATE YOU FOR LISTENING!! Podcast Context: Hosts Patrick Holbert & Ross Aaron Martineau recorded ‘We Hired a Sitter for This’ on Easter Sunday (4/20), with Patrick’s comedy special airing on April 22, 2023. Noted Ross’s past substance use, referencing cannabis and cocaine. College Culture Insight: Ross reminisced about Vermont’s college weed culture, specifically UVM’s smoke-outs pre-legalization. Mentioned visiting glass shops in Burlington; a story about his roommate’s quest for the perfect ‘bubbler’, and Ross’s first 4/20 experience where he ‘blacked out’. Personal Reflections: Discussed family separation; hosts have been childless since Wednesday, with updates from grandparents. Patrick expressed sadness over missing his daughter; highlights included her artwork and positive updates from grandparents. Transitioned to Patreon subscription details for exclusive content ( 1.99/month for episodes, 5/month for extra content). Notes ️ Podcast Introduction (00:00 – 03:17) Podcast ‘We Hired a Sitter for This’ hosted by Patrick Holbert and Ross Aaron Martineau Recording on Easter Sunday, April 20 (4/20) Patrick mentions his comedy special releasing on April 22, 2023 Discussion about the date being both Easter and 4/20 (marijuana cultural holiday) Ross reflects on his past marijuana use and describes it as ‘addict junior’ before his cocaine addiction College Weed Culture (03:17 – 07:37) Ross shares stories about Vermont college marijuana culture Details about visiting glass shops in Burlington to buy smoking paraphernalia Ross’s freshman roommate (now a high school principal) spending hours selecting the perfect ‘bubbler’ Discussion about how glass pipes and bongs are manufactured Ross recalls his first 4/20 celebration in Vermont where he ‘blacked out’ from smoking Mentions UVM (University of Vermont) having massive smoke-outs on campus even before legalization Tattoos and Phish Discussion (07:37 – 13:22) Ross discusses his tribal sun tattoo on his lower back Reveals the tattoo was later associated with Godsmack album art Friends wrote ‘God smack’ on his tattoo during a 4/20 celebration Shows his tattoo to Patrick and explains how it was modified with vines and family initials Discussion about the band Phish being honored at Ross’s college Patrick notes Trey Anastasio (Phish frontman) is actually a New Yorker despite band’s Vermont origins Patrick shares that he bought one Phish album but never became a devoted fan ‍‍ Family Separation (13:22 – 21:38) Hosts discuss being childless since Wednesday as their daughter is with grandparents during spring break Ross had to work on his computer while family was visiting in-laws in Connecticut Patrick went to Binghamton for comedy shows, staying in a cheap Airbnb that reminded him of the movie ‘Hereditary’ Their daughter drew a picture of them because she missed them Patrick expresses feeling sad about being away from his daughter They’re receiving pictures and updates from grandparents showing their daughter is having fun Personal Time (21:38 – 24:49) Discussion about how Patrick used her time alone at home Patrick had set up some dates through apps but decided to cancel them Instead, filled her day with other activities Podcast transitions to paywall announcement Mention of Patreon subscription options: 1.99/month for full episodes, 5/month for bonus content…

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Ep. 184 “You Can’t Punch Children” 15:08

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In episode 184 of the podcast, the host records a solo segment to maintain the weekly Wednesday release schedule while acknowledging the absence of his co-host due to spring break. He starts by sharing exciting updates, including the upcoming release of his comedy special “Qualification” on April 22nd, which will be available for purchase or rental on streaming platforms. The host reflects on his experience with the “Troublemakers” podcast, discussing the discomfort of sharing clips featuring sensitive content and navigating the implications of doing so. He recounts a recent confrontation at a playground involving older boys playing soccer dangerously near younger children, noting his awareness of the potential for escalation given his background. The episode concludes with announcements about his upcoming shows in the Binghamton area, encouraging listeners to attend and support his comedy career, as well as to check out his appearance on “Troublemakers.” Notes ️ Podcast Introduction and Updates (00:00 – 03:30) Host is recording a short episode without a co-host due to spring break (no sitter today) Only has about 10-15 minutes to record to maintain weekly Wednesday release schedule Announces comedy special ‘Qualification’ releasing on April 22nd Special will be available to buy or rent on streaming platforms Eventually will be free online, but not for several months Podcast Experience Discussion (03:31 – 06:30) Host shares experience on ‘Troublemakers’ podcast with Dylan and Dominic Discussion about feeling uncomfortable sharing clips from that podcast that contained ‘locker room talk’ Internal conflict about whether to share these clips on social media Concern about school administrators and others seeing this content ️ Playground Confrontation (06:31 – 14:00) Host describes incident at playground with his child Soccer ball kicked by older boys (around 12-13 years old) hit another parent After continued dangerous play near young children on swings, host confronted the boys Host recognizes he might have escalated the situation with Latino boys as a white man Discussion of his recognition that the situation could have become more problematic Later apologized to the other father who was hit by the ball Upcoming Shows and Closing (14:01 – 15:07) Announces headlining shows in Binghamton area Friday night show at Crooked Mouth Brewery in Endicott, NY Saturday night show at ‘Don’t Tell Binghamton area show’ Encourages listeners to attend his shows and buy/rent his special Action items Unassigned Viewers should buy or rent the comedy special ‘Qualification’ when it releases on April 22nd (01:15) Listeners interested in hearing the host’s appearance can check out the Troublemakers podcast (03:51) Listeners in the Binghamton area should attend the host’s shows on Friday at Crooked Mouth Brewery and Saturday at Don’t Tell Binghamton (14:32)…

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Ep. 183 “Jacked Up for a Moose Knuckle” LIMITED EPISODE 20:41

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This is the first 20 minutes of a 46 minute episode. For the full episode, please join our patreon at www.patreon.com/wehiredasitter In the 183rd episode of the “We Hired a Sitter for This” podcast, hosts Patrick Holbert and Ross Erin Martineau kick off with personal anecdotes, including Patrick’s new jogging routine and the recent construction noise in Brooklyn. As they transition into the main topics, they explore their unique relationship dynamics, touching on Ross’s feelings towards the term ‘polyamory’ and recalling their contrasting high school experiences. The conversation shifts to home life, where they discuss family organization and their daughter’s growth. They also delve into podcast business matters, announcing the launch of their Patreon at $5/month and hinting at exclusive content, including a comedy set from Patrick. The episode concludes with light-hearted closing remarks and a push for Patreon subscriptions, emphasizing the value of their podcast efforts. Action items include uploading the comedy set and setting the episode title to ‘Jacked up for a Moose Knuckle.’ ️ Podcast Introduction (00:00 – 01:30) ‘We Hired a Sitter for This’ podcast episode 183 introduction Hosts Patrick Holbert and Ross Erin Martineau introduced Patrick described Ross’s wife’s professions: yoga teacher, birth doula, postpartum doula Personal Updates (01:31 – 05:00) Construction noise mentioned in their Brooklyn neighborhood Patrick started jogging recently – did 1.6 miles two days in a row Patrick feeling better mentally since starting to exercise Brief mention of podcast recordings Patrick has been doing lately Discussion about their dog Peggy who joins them during recording Relationship Discussion (05:01 – 10:00) Brief discussion about their polyamorous relationship Ross mentioned feeling uncomfortable with the term ‘poly’ They joked about not having enough space in their home for ‘real polyamory’ Patrick mentioned Ross presents as ‘straight cis white man’ but is actually ‘weird in good ways’ Discussion about high school experiences – Ross loved high school while Patrick was ‘traumatized’ Ross admitted to having been a bully in his youth (‘cruel to the defenseless’) Home and Family Life (10:01 – 15:00) Discussion about kitchen clutter and organizing with containers Their daughter has been playing with her dollhouse and making art Praise for their daughter’s independence at school drop-off Patrick jogs to meetings now Conversation about Ross’s attraction patterns and how Patrick responds differently to Ross when he’s depressed Podcast Business (15:01 – 20:00) Announcement of their Patreon launch at $1.99/month Patrick considering uploading a comedy set that may have gotten him ‘demoted’ at Zany’s Comedy Club Brief discussion about releasing content temporarily for subscribers Nostalgic conversation about high school bullying and social hierarchies Episode ends with reminder about Patreon subscription at $1.99/month…

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Ep. 182 “Bagel Stackers” LIMITED EPISODE 23:29

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This is the first 23 minutes of a 49 minute episode. For the full episode, please join our patreon at www.patreon.com/wehiredasitter For $1.99 per month you can hear the entirety of our regular podcast episodes. For $5 or more a month- (It’s a pay-what-you-will structure) you will get lots of extra pod cast episodes with juicy details and other comedy/yoga/birth work content. In the latest episode of the podcast “We Hired a Sitter for This,” hosts Patrick Holbert and Ross Erin Martineau kick off by discussing their personal health challenges, including dealing with persistent illness and sore throats after a recent trip to Denver. They talk about their TV viewing habits, specifically the shows “Severance” and “White Lotus,” and the impact of separate viewing experiences. The conversation then shifts to Ross’s involvement in a lactation eating specialist program, highlighting societal issues surrounding women’s bodies and breastfeeding. The duo also reflects on their exercise routines, struggles to incorporate fitness into family life, and amusing anecdotes about their pets. They celebrate personal milestones, including Patrick’s 44th birthday and Ross’s 16 years of sobriety, and wrap up the episode with a pitch for their Patreon offerings. Action items are assigned, including plans for content creation and resolving audio issues. Notes️ Podcast Introduction (00:00 – 03:00) Patrick Holbert and Ross Erin Martineau introducing episode 182 of ‘We Hired a Sitter for this’ Patrick and Ross discuss their recent sickness and how it has affected their lives and podcasting schedule. They emphasize the importance of maintaining their recording schedule despite personal challenges. The couple reflects on their shared viewing experiences of shows like “Severance” and “White Lotus” as a way to connect. Ross has a sore throat; both hosts have been dealing with sickness for 10 days They mention watching TV shows Severance and White Lotus Patrick mentions Ross watched Severance without him which affected their TV time together Health and Travel Updates (03:00 – 07:15) Hosts recently returned from Denver where they visited Patrick’s brother Everyone involved in the trip got sick Patrick apologizes for audio quality issues in previous episode Patrick mentions having an ‘achy nut’ which may be related to illness They note it’s April Fool’s Day and express dislike for misinformation pranks Ross mentions working with a financial advisor and having assignments Lactation Specialist Discussion (07:15 – 12:30) Ross discusses taking a lactation eating specialist program Conversation about how lactation connects to broader issues about women’s bodies Ross shares how breastfeeding in public was once illegal and remains controversial Discussion about societal attitudes toward women’s bodies and breastfeeding Anecdote about seeing a mother breastfeeding at a playground in Denver Exercise and Family Life (12:30 – 19:00) Patrick mentions being behind on workouts, promising 3-5 weekly sessions but only completing one They discuss doing exercises at playgrounds with their child Conversation about incorporating exercise into daily routine (‘stacking’) Discussion about their dog Peggy’s personality compared to their niece’s dog Scout Peggy is described as self-interested while Scout is emotionally attuned to her family Personal Updates (19:00 – 23:25) Patrick celebrated his 44th birthday on March 20th Ross celebrated 16 years of sobriety Birthday celebration at Kellogg diner with their daughter Franny Humorous discussion about ‘bagel stackers’ at Panera Bread Episode ends with a pitch for their Patreon starting at 1.99/month for full episodes and 5/month for bonus content…

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Ep. 181 “Puke & Rally” 29:18

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In the latest episode of the ‘We Hired a Sitter for This’ podcast, hosted by Ross and Patrick, they convene in a lively outdoor setting in Centennial, Colorado, amidst the background buzz of construction noise. The episode kicks off with a humorous recount of travel mishaps, including an early morning cab ride incident involving Ross’s daughter, Fran, which set the tone for their family visit, crowded with 12 relatives sharing a house. The discussion delves into Ross’s surprising experience at a hot yoga class, where the unanticipated heat led to lightheadedness and an emotional outburst, drawing parallels to the intensity of such experiences. The hosts also cherish moments spent with family, like ice cream binges, and consider expanding their podcast’s reach through Patreon subscription tiers, as they contemplate recording a podcast with their siblings that evening. Notes ️ Podcast Introduction and Setting (00:00 – 05:00) Ross and Patrick hosting the ‘We Hired a Sitter for This’ podcast, episode 181 Recording in Colorado in the backyard of Ross’s brother PJ’s home Discussing recording outside with construction noise in the background Setting described as Centennial, Colorado, with a princess castle nearby Mentioned that episodes are now also on YouTube Travel Mishaps and Family Visit (05:00 – 15:00) Travel began with a ‘fire drill’ – Fran (Ross and Patrick’s daughter) vomited in the cab on the way to the airport at 4am Had to rush back upstairs to change clothes before continuing to airport The family handled the situation efficiently, working as a team Currently visiting family in Colorado with 12 people in the house Ross’s father, sister, brother, sister-in-law, and brother’s in-laws all present Children experiencing typical ‘spring break sickness’ ‍️ Hot Yoga Experience (15:00 – 25:00) Ross attended a hot yoga class that wasn’t labeled as ‘hot yoga’ on the booking app Ross felt lightheaded due to the combination of heat and elevation (5,280 ft) Had to leave the class early due to near-fainting symptoms Experienced unexpected emotional response (crying) after leaving the class Discussion about how hot yoga creates manufactured intense experiences Connection made between hot yoga, breath control, and cult-like leadership Family Time and Podcast Updates (25:00 – 29:10) Ross sharing about ice cream binges with his father as a bonding experience Discussion about the family enjoying quality time together Mention of their Patreon account that currently has no subscribers Considering offering different tier options for the podcast (possibly $1-2) Alternative idea of releasing partial episodes on free feed with full versions on Patreon…

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Ep. 180 “Children of Pauls” 49:43

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In episode 180 Patrick Holbert and Ross Erin Martineau first focused on the technical setup by checking audio levels and introducing themselves, alongside their pet Peggy Pickles. Next, they delved into a financial discussion about populating their Patreon page with unique content, including a potential naked comedy set, and the importance of hiring a financial counselor. They also shared updates on personal projects like Patrick’s upcoming documentary and comedy special, grappling with the uncertainties of income from these ventures. The conversation shifted to family life, including anecdotes from a recent outing with their daughter, followed by plans for an upcoming trip to Colorado for family visits and comedy shows, with a mention of exploring Meow Wolf. Finally, they lightheartedly joked about their fathers and considered a reality show concept featuring them, while also expressing interest in researching their family genealogy. Key action items included setting up their Patreon account, meeting with a financial planner, promoting Patrick’s shows, and starting a family tree project. Notes ️ Podcast Recording Setup (00:01 – 05:00) Checking audio levels and equipment Discussing episode number (possibly 180) Introducing hosts Patrick Holbert and Ross Aaron Martineau Mentioning Peggy Pickles (possibly a pet) Financial Discussion and Patreon (05:00 – 15:00) Planning to populate Patreon with content Discussing potential Patreon content (e.g., naked comedy set) Talking about hiring a financial planner/counselor (Jen Mayer from We Are Fully Funded) Discussing the importance of hiring professionals for various life aspects Personal Projects and Career (15:00 – 25:00) Mentioning upcoming documentary “Tom Dustin Portrait of a Comedian” Discussing Patrick’s comedy special release on April 22nd Talking about uncertainties regarding income from these projects ‍‍ Family and Personal Life (25:00 – 35:00) Discussing recent trip to a play place with their daughter Sharing funny observations about other parents and children at the play place Talking about the challenges of parenting in public spaces ️ Upcoming Trip to Colorado (35:00 – 45:00) Planning visit to family in Colorado Mentioning Patrick’s comedy shows in Denver and Boulder Discussing potential visit to Meow Wolf Family Dynamics and Humor (45:00 – 50:15) Joking about their fathers’ different personalities and habits Discussing potential reality show idea featuring their dads Mentioning interest in exploring family genealogy Action items Patrick Holbert and Ross Erin Martineau Set up Patreon account and populate with content (04:54) Prepare for meeting with financial planner Jen Mayer on Thursday (06:51) Consider visiting Meow Wolf during Colorado trip (41:55) Start family tree on heritage.com (48:14) Patrick Holbert Promote upcoming comedy shows in Denver and Boulder (42:44)…

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Ep. 179 “American Pickers” 52:43

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In Episode 179 of “We Hired a Sitter For This,” hosts Ross Erin Martineau and Patrick Holbert initiated the session with a personal anecdote from Ross about his past nose injury, setting a conversational tone. They delved into topics of body image, discussing dermatillomania, body dysmorphia, and societal pressures surrounding physical appearance, while reflecting on their evolving self-perceptions with age; this included conversations about aging, physical discomfort, and the objectification of women’s bodies. They also shared insights on entertainment, discussing reality TV and CBS sitcoms, before transitioning to the challenges of freelance work, covering issues such as late payments, advocacy for fair treatment, and the effects of AI on their industry. Key action items included Ross’s plans to set up a Patreon for listener engagement and revenue, while Patrick needs to secure HBO Max login details for future show discussions. Notes ️ Podcast Introduction and Setup (00:05 – 10:27) Recording setup and audio syncing discussed Introduction of hosts Ross Aaron Margeneau and Patrick Holbert Episode 179 of “We Hired a Sitter” podcast Discussion about Ross’s past nose injury and surgery experience Conversation about body image and self-consciousness Body Image and Self-Perception (10:28 – 22:02) Talked about dermatillomania and Ross’s experience with it Discussed body dysmorphia and societal pressures on appearance Conversation about breast size and its impact during adolescence Patrick shared his changing preferences in physical attraction over time Aging and Self-Perception (22:02 – 32:18) Discussion about noticing physical changes with age Conversation about neck pain and physical discomfort Talked about Ross’s experience with pregnancy and body changes Discussion about societal expectations and objectification of women’s bodies TV Shows and Family (32:18 – 42:25) Discussed various reality TV shows they’re watching Conversation about CBS sitcoms and Fran’s reaction to them Talked about wildfires in different locations Discussion about freelance work and payment issues Freelance Work and Finances (42:25 – 54:41) Detailed discussion about freelance work challenges Conversation about late payments and advocating for fair treatment Discussed the impact of AI on their work Talked about tax filing and potential extensions Interruption by someone at the door…

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Ep. 178 “Expired Hand Cream” 50:41

12 weeks 전50:41

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GO TO ROSS’ YOGA FUNDRAISER! INFO HERE Overview In the “Expired Hand Cream” podcast recording, hosts Patrick Holbert and Ross Aaron Martineau discuss various topics while managing technical difficulties from their remote locations in Appleton, Wisconsin, and Brooklyn, New York. The meeting opens with an introduction and conversation about the challenges of podcasting remotely, followed by Patrick contemplating an extended stay in Appleton and the associated accommodation logistics. Personal anecdotes emerge, including Patrick’s purchases for skincare and their differing perspectives on shopping habits. The duo then dives into their entertainment preferences, reminiscing about past vacations and current favorite shows. They also update each other on work-related projects, including a fundraiser yoga class Ross is planning and Patrick’s upcoming comedy gigs, while considering a Patreon setup for their podcast. Action items were assigned to both hosts, including deciding on accommodation and coordinating future recordings. Notes ️ Podcast Introduction and Setup (00:00 – 09:15) Patrick Holbert and Ross Aaron Martineau hosting ‘We Hired a Sitter for This’ podcast Recording remotely from Appleton, Wisconsin and Brooklyn, New York Discussing technical difficulties and remote podcast setup Ross mentions feeling tired from teaching yoga and parenting Accommodation and Travel Logistics (09:15 – 18:43) Patrick considering extending stay in Appleton due to gap in schedule Debating whether to pay extra for current accommodation or find cheaper option in Chicago Ross advises Patrick to stay in current comfortable accommodation Patrick shares story about previous uncomfortable Airbnb experience in New Mexico Personal Care and Shopping Habits (18:45 – 27:55) Patrick bought diabetic hand lotion from Marshalls due to dry skin Discussing Patrick’s tendency to opt for cheaper options Ross expresses concern over Patrick’s shopping habits and self-care choices Entertainment and Media Discussion (27:55 – 39:01) Ross watching Real Housewives of Potomac Reminiscing about their first vacation together in Bermuda Patrick mentions discussing TV show ‘Traitors’ with fellow comedians Conversation about comedian Robbie Hoffman and her work Work and Personal Updates (39:01 – 50:33) Ross planning fundraiser yoga class for Make the Road New York Patrick sharing upcoming comedy show dates in Illinois Discussing potential Patreon setup for the podcast Brief mention of past experiences in TV production Wrapping up the podcast and planning future recordings Action items Patrick Holbert Patrick to decide on extending stay in Appleton (10:00) Patrick to include Ross’s fundraiser information in podcast notes (41:45) Ross Aaron Martineau Ross to send link for fundraiser yoga class information (41:45) Unassigned Both to work on setting up Patreon for the podcast (40:32) Plan another Zoom call before Patrick returns home (50:16)…

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Ep. 177 “Backward Peg Leg” 43:28

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Overview In episode 177 of the “We Hired a Sitter for This” podcast, hosts Patrick Holbert and Ross Martineau reflect on their eight years of marriage and podcasting, while sharing personal updates including Ross’s upcoming yoga class fundraiser on March 8th and his 11-day trip, as well as Patrick’s fitness journey. They also discuss their careers—Patrick’s role as a life coach and Ross’s work as a yoga instructor and postpartum doula—before brainstorming ideas for establishing a Patreon account to offer additional content, including yoga classes and Ross’s journey of sobriety as he celebrates 16 years. Action items include preparing for the yoga fundraiser, sourcing a microphone for yoga classes, and setting up the Patreon account. Notes 🎙️ Podcast Introduction and Reflection ( 00:00 – 11:05 ) Episode 177 of ‘We Hired a Sitter for This’ podcast Hosts Patrick Holbert and Ross Martineau Reflecting on 8 years of marriage and podcasting Discussion about Ross’s Friday night yoga class and playlist curation Upcoming fundraiser yoga class on March 8th with live DJ 🏋️ Personal Updates and Relationship Reflection ( 11:05 – 21:59 ) Patrick’s recent workout routine and fitness goals Ross’s upcoming 11-day trip Reflection on their 8-year marriage and 14-year relationship Discussion about the challenges of early parenthood Appreciation for each other’s support in personal and professional goals 💼 Career and Content Creation ( 21:59 – 31:52 ) Patrick’s work as a life coach/sober companion Ross’s work as a yoga instructor and postpartum doula Discussion about creating a Patreon for additional content Brainstorming ideas for Patreon tiers and content 💰 Patreon Plans and Future Content ( 31:52 – 42:59 ) Decision to start a Patreon with $5/month base tier Ideas for Patreon content: yoga classes, birth work commentary, comedy sets Discussion about balancing professional and personal content Ross’s upcoming 16-year sobriety anniversary Plans for a special Patreon episode about Ross’s sobriety journey Action Items Ross Martineau Prepare for fundraiser yoga class on March 8th ( 04:15 ) Patrick Holbert Help Ross find a Britney Spears-style microphone for yoga classes ( 04:36 ) Unassigned Set up Patreon account and determine content tiers ( 31:52 ) Record a Patreon episode about Ross’s 16 years of sobriety ( 41:17 )…

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Ep. 176 “Stage 4 Billionaire” 43:13

14 weeks 전43:13

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Overview In the Solo Podcast Recording meeting titled “Stage 4 Billionaire,” host Patrick Holbert introduces the latest episode of his podcast “We Hired a Sitter for This” and shares personal updates, including reflections on his 8th wedding anniversary and a recent comedy show experience. He reminisces about childhood rollerblading, discusses the complexities of adult friendships, and expresses concerns about wealth inequality and economic challenges, particularly in the subscription-based economy. Alongside critiques of social media’s impact on artists and views on Trump’s policies, Patrick outlines his upcoming comedy performances and expresses a commitment to advancing his career in comedy and filmmaking. Key action items include performing at various venues, participating in a fundraiser, and attending a film premiere. Notes ️ Podcast Introduction and Personal Updates (00:00 – 09:36) Patrick Holbert introduces ‘We Hired a Sitter for This’ podcast Discusses personal appearance and recording setup Mentions 176th episode and recent solo recordings Reflects on 8th wedding anniversary with Ross Shares anecdote about Nathan Lee attending a comedy show Reflections on Past and Present (09:37 – 22:28) Reminisces about childhood activities, particularly rollerblading Discusses the perception of rollerblading vs. skateboarding Reflects on maintaining friendships into adulthood Mentions current work situation and financial concerns Expresses frustration with billionaires and wealth inequality Economic and Social Commentary (22:28 – 34:56) Critiques subscription-based economy and its impact on artists Discusses the role of social media in advertising Expresses concern about the future of work and retirement Shares thoughts on Trump’s economic policies and manufacturing Proposes ideas for revitalizing American manufacturing ️ Upcoming Events and Personal Goals (34:58 – 43:08) Lists upcoming comedy shows and dates Mentions premiere of ‘Tom Dustin Portrait of a Comedian’ Expresses desire to focus on comedy and filmmaking career Discusses recent editing work and future aspirations Congratulates Gastor on directorial debut Action items Patrick Holbert Perform at Fairfield Comedy Circle in Connecticut (36:40) Emcee at the Laugh Tour in Jersey City (37:33) Feature at Tilly’s Farm Table in Westchester County (37:40) Potentially perform in Denver during family trip (38:10) Perform in Sullivan County and Binghamton (38:32) Participate in Josh Tatum’s fundraiser show in Highland, NY (38:39) Attend NYC premiere of ‘Tom Dustin Portrait of a Comedian’ at Quad Cinemas (38:46)…

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Ep. 175 “A Brief Hold” 21:13

14 weeks 전21:13

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Overview In the latest episode of “We Hired a Sitter for This,” the host shares a candid monologue reflecting on their challenging week, marked by fatigue from recent flu and Covid vaccinations, and the struggles of juggling a busy career as a stand-up comedian in New York City while managing financial stress. The episode recounts enjoyable weekend moments spent playing in the snow with their daughter, Franny, and visiting the Whitney Museum, though it took a turn as post-outing food choices led to health concerns. The host discusses a particularly tough day at work dealing with mental health clients and a chaotic encounter with an impatient customer at a car rental, highlighting the pressures of capitalism and customer service expectations. Throughout the monologue, the host expresses a desire to adopt healthier eating habits and a commitment to maintain a consistent podcast release schedule while embracing more of the cultural experiences New York City has to offer. Notes ️ Podcast Introduction and Host’s Current State (00:00 – 05:05) Podcast: “We Hired a Sitter for This” Host feeling unwell after receiving flu and Covid vaccines Recording late due to fatigue and busy schedule Stand-up comedian in New York City Financial stress and hustling for work ️ Weekend Activities and Family Time (05:05 – 09:53) Played in snow with daughter Franny Visited Whitney Museum on free Second Sunday Crowded museum experience with Franny Ate at Shake Shack, possibly causing illness Health Concerns and Work Challenges (09:55 – 15:00) Feeling sick after eating junk food Desire to break unhealthy eating habits Difficult day at work with mental health clients Encounter with a challenging customer (Karen) at car rental return Car Rental Return Incident (15:00 – 21:05) Chaotic scene at Enterprise car rental Worker overwhelmed by multiple customers and constant phone calls Karen’s disruptive behavior and worker’s emotional breakdown Reflection on capitalism and customer expectations Action items Unassigned Maintain consistent podcast release schedule (01:33) Consider making more effort to experience New York City culture (08:10) Use current illness as motivation to break unhealthy eating habits (10:39)…