The kids wish you a Happy Halloween by watching the 1994 horror classic(ish) The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation! Joel's not-so-hidden white girl provides another gross liquor, Kelsey is concerned that a minor character is being emotionally abused by her boyfriend, and Zak is irrationally upset about how many fog machines were used for…

The kids are joined by their first scheduled guest, the always-charming Christian Benavides, to share some fancy tequila and the 1999 Stanley Kubrick film, Eyes Wide Shut. Kelsey tries and fails to fall asleep, Zak throws a gallon of iced tea at the television, and Joel recounts tales of the Great Gatsby-esque parties Christy B threw at his apartme…

The gang watches the 1974 Roger Moore-era Bond movie, The Man With The Golden Gun, while drinking Moscow Mules made with Dripping Springs Texas Orange vodka and Bundaberg ginger beer. Kelsey drunkenly tries to get a surprise guest on the podcast, Joel claims to have five nipples, and Zak insists that Alejandro Jodorowsky would have tripled the numb…