Recorded back in January 2022! We discuss a dated jelly bracelet trend that's super.. sexy? Then: loft comics, Saving Private Ryan, and trucker buckets. We watch a Skittles commercial Wyatt swears isn't fake. Also: bandanas, jeans, and Choco Tacos.

We discuss rad fathers and their impact. Then Wyatt recalls watching the filming of a Transformers movie while Justin and Chris remember a weird junior high party. Also: off-brand Nutella and missed spin-the-bottle opportunities.

Justin pulls some tapes from behind a hallway door. And some other stuff.

Chris gives our new game a spin with tales of horse barns, pegs, and high-speed chases. We do a mental check-in as Wyatt maintains his busy social life. Also: Justin’s October horror list, V/H/S/’94, and a light beer summer.

Our triumphant Trash Party return finds us playing a deceptive new game full of unheard stories and lies. Then: Justin tells a true pre-Halloween spooky tale. Also: Squid Game, tasers, and Chris offers up his flesh to his friends after his demise. Thanks?

While Wyatt is off doing God know's what, we browse Craigslist, listen to someone called Corpse Husband, and talk about our aging bodies. Also: Tapatio, Chris on relationships, and Canadian rap.

Listen as we watch an urban exploration video of our beloved deceased mall. Here’s a link to the video: https://tinyurl.com/3d9cxzks

Isolation! The bodies of those Trash Party boys are deteriorating fast. Justin reviews an old AFI album and then admits to eating dog food. Also: Dark Side of the Ring, Monster Fest, and solid VHS finds.

Justin’s red-hot appendix, an appreciation for the King of Queens, and summer tripping. Then: horror con misadventures, doughnuts, and record store cats. Justin has a ghostly encounter and eats some weird cheese. Also: Child’s Play, robes, and B-horror dreams. With SPECIAL GUEST Jen.

We ramble on about rainy days, Cheech & Chong, and back pain. Wyatt does a perfect Pee-Wee Herman impression. Also: our life in two words, shower frequency, and pork chops vs. brats. Then: we fantasize about the impossible childhood dream that was Space Camp.

We talk extensively about the 1999 Brendan Fraser masterpiece The Mummy. Then: Justin’s manic obsession with the rabbit hole that was Dustin Diamond’s stand-up career. Also: frozen pizzas, the best ways to eat ramen, and livestreaming.

Join us as we dust off another compilation of lost bits we found in a beat-up old shoe box under Wyatt's twin bed.

Riding high from 100, we eat lemon bars as things go off the rails.

For our 100th episode extravaganza, we welcome the illusive Jen for a balls-out 90s trivia bash. So get comfy and turn on that big ol' brain of yours. There's plenty of Capri Sun & Dunkaroos to go around.

Join us for an episode we dug out of the pre-Wyatt archives. It's a Halloween adjacent romp where we ramble on about cons, killing ants, & haunted hotels. Chris agrees to trying out a jetpack and then we review a black Twinkie and rip on country music. Then a mess of scatter-brained banter. You get it.…

We rifle through a buttload of bucket pulls as we stand awkwardly around Chris' kitchen for an hour. A literal mixed bag of haunted radio stations, Chuck Taylors, & Myspace selfie stories. Also: ringback tones, quarter horse rides, our favorite form of pork, and denial. Then: Chris and Wyatt do the Last Dab.…

Justin serves as Chris' Pokémon good luck charm the whole episode as we talk sick day TV, the loss of innocence, and JNCO Jeans. Then: evil orgies, calling time & temp, and quality cousin time. Also: Justin doesn't understand the popularity of men in tanktops.

Pokémon suicides, Wyatt nearly flunks the first grade, & Justin feels shame for being an uptown boy. Also: a flurry of bucket pulls have us talking David Spade, kissing cousins, tucking, 90s Pizza Hut commercials, makeshift basketball gyms, & Chris' first car. Whew.

Wyatt regails us with tales from his Shoe Carnival days & his escapades with powdered chocolate. Then: Pokedexes, verbal bitch-outs, and how to pay for central air by way of gamer boys. Also: fighting dads, zip-off jeans, & a perforated ribcage.

We compare energy drink intakes as Daddy Wyatt Warbucks counts his money. Then: a burned celebrity sex tape DVD from 2005 is never recovered. Multiple people get too close to strangers' motorcycles amid Door Dash mishaps. Also: hot sauce, constipation, and that Pee Wee Herman dance.

Let's face it, the title is the main attraction. But we also have a unicycle memory, a review of the new Animaniacs, and a look at the meh legacies we'll leave behind. Then: stuck porn, hotel pool parties, and our town's rich Peterson history.

Bucket pull-a-ganza. Hear all about bird beaks, sweat stories, Dumb & Dumber quotes, kids who like trains, and what grinds Justin's gears. Then: Viagra for the pod. And we close with some technical difficulties.

Grab a popcorn glove & dive into a wet leaf pile. We bring you chocolatey boo-tastic goods in our annual full-sized haunt. This year we explore cliché traditions, Iowa ax murders, haunted hills, taunted goats, rubber masks, and 80s movie puppet turducken. Also: the best late-90s era local trick or treat routes. Bwaaaa!!…

We explore the "eternal" lives of pets, Ritalin conspiracies, & a grisly store return from the 80s. Chris flirts with the prospect of the perfect McGangbang as we do more saucey roleplaying. Also: shrimp tails, bucket pulls, and Ren & Stimpy reboots.

How many people could Chris fight at once? Who would you clone? Bagel Bites or Pizza Rolls? Old man stories & bucket pulls aplenty. Also: dream death, gypsy caravans, and Jigsaw's best traps.