최고 Punchlines 팟캐스트 (2025)

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Trump's Joint Congressional Address Tonight: What Time, How to Watch & Why Nancy Pelosi Says "Let Him Stew in His Own Juice" 15:25

1d ago15:25

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President Trump addresses Congress tonight at 9 PM Eastern Time in what promises to be a dramatic showdown. Find out why this isn't technically a State of the Union, which Democrats are boycotting, and how Nancy Pelosi advises her party to respond. Plus, discover how Trump's new tariffs could add up to twelve thousand dollars to your next vehicle p…

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VMP #380 – „Ungefragter Sekt“ 1:09:51

5d ago1:09:51

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In dieser Folge widmen sich Jonas und Falk den wirklich wichtigen Fragen des Lebens: Welche linke Demo-Mucke ballert am meisten? Warum kann Schock-Verliebtheit schlimmer sein als eine Lebensmittelvergiftung? Und was würde man eigentlich tun, wenn plötzlich 4 Millionen Euro auf dem Tisch liegen – natürlich in kleinen, nicht markierten Scheinen? Auße…

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David Benavidez vs David Morrell PPV 27:38

26d ago27:38

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Send us a text Picture this: a boxing event that promised fireworks but left us feeling like we watched a sequel that didn't quite live up to its original. We start with the much-anticipated Fulton versus Figueroa 2, which, despite the hype, was a bit of a letdown, akin to a movie sequel that should've stayed on the cutting room floor. However, Ste…

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GOVERNMENT CHAOS: Musk's Email Demands Cost Taxpayers MILLIONS While Celebrities Panic Over Epstein List! 8:53

2d ago8:53

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Trump's America is WILD! Elon Musk's weekly "prove your worth" emails to federal employees could waste SEVEN HUNDRED MILLION dollars annually while celebrities scramble after being named in Jeffrey Epstein's newly released contact book! Plus, Trump declares English the official language - but can he spell "covfefe" correctly?…

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"Trump's five Million Dollar 'Gold Card' For Rich Foreigners While Musk Claims 'Canada Is Not a Real Country'" 10:04

3d ago10:04

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Trump unveils luxurious new immigration plan selling "gold cards" to wealthy foreigners for five million dollars each, promising citizenship to "very nice" Russian oligarchs. Meanwhile, over two hundred fifty thousand Canadians sign petition to revoke Elon Musk's citizenship after he declared "Canada is not a real country" on social media. All this…

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OVAL OFFICE EXPLOSION: Trump DESTROYS Zelensky While Totally-Not-a-Russian-Spy Watches EVERYTHING! 9:19

4d ago9:19

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You won't BELIEVE what happened when Ukraine's president dared to challenge Trump! The shouting match that has world leaders FREAKING OUT and Putin CELEBRATING! Secret Russian reporter INFILTRATES White House during diplomatic MELTDOWN! Is World War III just one tweet away?저자 Political Humor Today's News / Caloroga Shark Media

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TOXIC KITCHEN ALERT! Patrick Gutfield EXPOSES the DEADLY Cancer-Causing POISON Lurking in Your Utensil Drawer + Listener Mail 6:39

5d ago6:39

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Patrick Gutfield REVEALS the TERRIFYING truth that Big Plastic doesn't want you to know! Your BLACK SPATULAS contain DEADLY chemicals that can LOWER YOUR CHILD'S IQ and make you FOUR TIMES more likely to DIE OF CANCER! Plus, EXPLOSIVE letters from viewers expose MISSISSIPPI'S shocking plan to RENAME the Gulf of Mexico, and the STRANGEST Oscar nomin…

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Apple's AI Exposes Awkward Trump-Racist Connection While CIA Agents Get Outed in Mass Layoff Email 9:07

6d ago9:07

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Former Siri developer reveals possible "serious prank" in Apple's dictation system as it briefly transcribes "racist" as "Trump" before correcting itself. Meanwhile, the CIA faces a potential security nightmare after an unclassified White House email about federal layoffs may have compromised undercover agents during Trump-Musk's workforce purge. A…

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Eagles ready to visit Trump after Megyn Kelly meltdown: The White House invite that never existed! 8:14

7d ago8:14

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The Philadelphia Eagles are caught in a bizarre invitation controversy after Megyn Kelly's meltdown, while twenty-one employees resign from Elon Musk's DOGE department refusing to "dismantle critical services." Meanwhile, Don Lemon and Megyn Kelly wage war over Joy Reid's MSNBC exit, with Lemon sipping tea from a "Kelly Today" mug while delivering …

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Patrick Gutfield BRUTALLY DEMOLISHES Bongino, Musk, and the FBI in SAVAGE Late-Night TAKEDOWN! His FOURTH Point Will Leave You SPEECHLESS! 11:25

8d ago11:25

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Late night host Patrick Gutfield DOESN'T HOLD BACK in this EXPLOSIVE triple-header rant! First, he EVISCERATES Trump's FBI appointment of podcaster Dan Bongino, then UNLOADS on Trump's UNHINGED attacks on MSNBC, and finally EXPOSES the SHOCKING truth about Elon Musk's "anti-woke" AI that was secretly programmed to PROTECT ITS CREATOR! You won't BEL…

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Elon Musk's $5,000 Stimulus Check Proposal: Could You Be Eligible for a DOGE Dividend? 8:32

9d ago8:32

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Buckle up for a rollercoaster ride of bizarre news from the weekend! Elon Musk and Trump are floating the idea of $5,000 stimulus checks from DOGE savings, while measles makes a comeback in Texas and New Mexico due to low vaccination rates. In France, a stolen credit card leads to a half-million euro lottery win, and the victim offers to split the …

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Hooters' Bankruptcy, Trump's CPAC Circus, and Musk's Federal Employee Ultimatum: The Weekend's Wildest Stories 9:55

10d ago9:55

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This weekend was a rollercoaster of bizarre news. Hooters, the iconic restaurant chain known for its "assets," may be filing for bankruptcy after 42 years, struggling to keep their business afloat. Meanwhile, Donald Trump held court at CPAC, spending 75 minutes boasting, taunting enemies, and basking in his supporters' adoration, with some even cal…

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VMP #379 – „Gute Nacht, Fluppe!“ 1:21:16

12d ago1:21:16

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BingBong! Neue Folge! In der neuesten Folge des Comedy-Podcasts von Jonas, Ivan und Falk erwartet euch ein Feuerwerk an Humor und политической сатире! Die drei Comedians nehmen kein Blatt vor den Mund und sprechen über linke Politik, die Tücken des Lebens mit Zwillingen, die größten Wahldebatten-Fails von Politikern wie Olaf Scholz und Friedrich Me…

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Barron Trump's College Life Causes GOP Meltdown, Trump's Gaza Riviera Plans, and Kamala Signs with Hollywood 6:09

12d ago6:09

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Patrick Gutfield dives into the absurd controversy at NYU where describing Barron Trump as a normal college student somehow became scandalous. Plus, Trump's ambitious plans to turn Gaza into a Mediterranean resort (minus the residents), Musk's hilariously hackable government efficiency website, and Kamala Harris making the jump from VP to Hollywood…

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Trump Crowns Himself King, IRS Gets Fired, and Ohio's DIY SWAT Team 8:12

13d ago8:12

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Patrick Gutfield takes aim at Trump's royal ambitions after killing NYC's congestion pricing, breaks down the bizarre Trump-Musk bromance on Fox News, and dives into the surreal story of an Ohio neighborhood where the local watch group went full tactical. Plus, the IRS layoffs have Patrick planning some creative tax deductions. A sharp, satirical t…

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Trump's Executive Orders, Kennedy Center Protests, and Mexico Fights Back! 6:25

14d ago6:25

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Patrick Gutfield analyzes recent political developments, including Trump's closure of the JFK Library, protest dancers at the Kennedy Center, Mexico's potential lawsuit against Google, and U.S.-Russia negotiations in Saudi Arabia. A satirical look at current events through the lens of late-night style comedy.…

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Nuclear Mishaps, Air Force One Shopping, and Tom Cruise's NASCAR Dreams 6:41

15d ago6:41

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Trump tries to fire our nuclear weapons staff (but takes it back), makes Boeing execs sweat over Air Force One inspections, and Jeff Gordon hints at a "Days of Thunder" sequel that could either be amazing or a disaster. Plus, why firing nuclear scientists by email might not be the best management strategy.…

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From NASCAR to Napoleon - How President Trump Turned a Race Day into Pure Chaos! 6:31

16d ago6:31

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While most people spend their Sundays watching sports, Trump's out here living them! Fresh from turning Daytona into his personal Victory Lane (where he had Richard Petty wondering who really is The King), the former president dropped a spicy Napoleon quote about saving countries and breaking laws. But that's not all - turns out he wants to replace…

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Loser Canadian Hockey Fans BOO U.S. Anthem, Tourist LOSES HANDS to Shark, Sam Bee vs. Lorne Michaels SNL 5:35

17d ago5:35

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A hilarious take on Canada's national anthem boos, a tourist's shocking shark selfie fail, and the explosive SNL-Samantha Bee feud. Patrick Gutfield delivers biting (oops, sorry tourist) commentary on international sports drama, bizarre vacation disasters, and late-night TV warfare.저자 Political Humor Today's News / Caloroga Shark Media

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Army Base Name Drama + Epic Flu Season + Rock Hall CHAOS 5:38

19d ago5:38

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Fort Bragg plays musical chairs with its name (and burns through eight million dollars doing it), learn about the WWII hero who Grand Theft Auto'd a Nazi ambulance, discover why this year's flu season is hitting harder than a metal concert mosh pit, and see why the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame nominations are causing more drama than an Oasis family reu…

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JD Vance's NIGHTMARE Week: Trump's Snub + Pope's Smackdown + Kennedy Center CHAOS! 5:26

20d ago5:26

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VP Vance's terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad week! First, Trump publicly friendzones him on Fox News, then the POPE HIMSELF writes a letter saying he's got Catholic teaching all wrong (awkward!), all while Trump stages a hostile takeover of the Kennedy Center! Plus: Why Ben Folds said "bye bye bye" to the National Symphony Orchestra, and how "L…

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Denmark's WILD Plan to Buy California + Trump's Bizarre Greenland Obsession! 5:27

21d ago5:27

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The latest political roundup dives into the most bonkers real estate deals in American history! From a viral petition to sell California to Denmark for one trillion dollars, to a Congressman trying to rename Greenland as "Red, White and Blueland," to Apple Maps getting patriotic with the Gulf of Mexico - this story has more plot twists than a Netfl…

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Trump's Bathroom Obsession & Boebert's Late Night with Kid Rock! | Wild Political Headlines 6:42

22d ago6:42

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Today we're diving into the absolutely bonkers world of politics where Trump is waging war on your shower head, Lauren Boebert and Kid Rock are having two thirty AM taxi adventures, and plastic straws are apparently a matter of national security. Watch Trump explain how sharks eating plastic will save America, and find out why he's reviewing Kenned…

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Trump's Super Bowl Meltdown - From Penny Pinching to Rage Quitting! 8:02

23d ago8:02

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Join Patrick Gutfield as he unpacks Trump's wild Super Bowl Sunday where the former president managed to ban pennies, start a trade war, AND storm out of the biggest game in America - all in the span of twenty-four hours! From declaring war on copper to watching his golden predictions turn to lead, we're breaking down how Trump turned America's fav…

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Elon Musk Loves Donald Trump While Donuts Try to Kill Us! 7:35

24d ago7:35

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The White House turns into a romantic comedy as Elon Musk declares his love for Trump (while Melania "will be okay with it somehow"). Meanwhile, Trump's trying to start a trade war during a coffee date with Japan's Prime Minister, South African farmers are saying "hard pass" to his rescue mission, and two million toxic donuts are attempting the lar…

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VMP #378 – „Wütend im Norden“ 1:10:24

26d ago1:10:24

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In dieser Folge lassen Jonas, Ivan und ihr Gast Philipp Schlüter ihrer Fantasie freien Lauf und erschaffen ihre ultimativen Wrestling-Alter-Egos – inklusive absurder Kostüme und Signature Moves. Dazu gibt’s eine Diskussion über Spitznamen, die man nie loswird, und Wutprobleme, die sich manchmal auf der Bühne entladen. Apropos Bühne: Stand-up Comedy…

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Trump's Super Bowl Circus: Taylor vs Trump, Fake Football History 7:43

26d ago7:43

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Patrick Gutfield dissects Trump's wild Super Bowl week, from his Taylor Swift feud to inventing a fake coaching history with Tommy Tuberville. Plus: Why Dawn Staley can't watch her Eagles thanks to Air Force One, and how Trump's presence at the Super Bowl is making for some awkward conversations in Kansas City.…

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Trump Takes Media to New Heights: From 60 Minutes Meltdown to White House Disco Dreams | Patrick Gutfield on JD Vance's Medieval Tweet Storm 5:35

27d ago5:35

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Patrick Gutfield rips into Trump's wild week of media attacks, from demanding CBS shut down over edited footage to his plans for a one hundred million dollar White House disco ballroom. Plus: His Press Secretary invents the "grocery pump," and VP JD Vance tries to justify immigration policy with medieval philosophy.…

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Trump's Plans to take over Gaza, obliterate Iran and Why the Super Bowl Just Got WAY More Complicated! 6:17

28d ago6:17

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Today's absolutely bonkers headlines: Trump leaves instructions to OBLITERATE an entire country if he's taken out (totally normal presidential behavior), the CIA offers to PAY its entire workforce to quit (because who needs spies anyway?), and the Super Bowl becomes a three-ring circus as Trump becomes the first sitting president to attend! Plus: T…

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WAFFLE HOUSE EGG CRISIS + Biden's SECRET Hollywood Deal + Your Brain is Now 50% PLASTIC? 5:53

29d ago5:53

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Our brains are filling up with microplastics faster than a Kardashian's Instagram fills up with sponsored content! Plus, Waffle House adds a surcharge that has breakfast lovers scrambling, and Joe Biden signs with Hollywood's biggest agency - is "The Real Ex-Presidents of D.C." coming to streaming? Patrick Gutfield breaks down these stories and mor…

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Trump Wants Norway's Piggy Bank, Canada Dumps Our Bourbon, and MTG Becomes Language Police! 10:31

30d ago10:31

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Today's Political Circus: Trump dreams up a trillion-dollar investment fund (with money we don't have), Canadians are hate-drinking local wine, Marco Rubio's running an agency through his mystery friend, Mexico found ten thousand troops behind their couch, and MTG's auditioning to be America's Accent Coach! Host Patrick Gutfield explains why this i…

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NEW TRUMP TARIFFS EXPLAINED: Why Everything From Your Car To Your Breakfast Burrito Is About To Cost WAY More 7:09

1M ago7:09

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President Trump just declared economic war on our three biggest trading buddies, and your wallet is caught in the crossfire. Here's what's ACTUALLY happening with these massive new tariffs (and why you should buy those avocados NOW): ✓ Canada and Mexico hit with twenty-five percent tariffs ✓ China gets slapped with ten percent ✓ Canadian oil gets s…

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VMP #377 – „Pudding Papas“ 1:09:04

1M ago1:09:04

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In dieser Folge hinterfragen Jonas, Ivan und Falk ihre Bildschirmzeit – mit der ernüchternden Erkenntnis, dass sie eigentlich in der Matrix leben. Dazu gibt’s eine nostalgische Reise zurück zu Culcha Candela, die Band, die niemand zugeben will, mal gehört zu haben. Außerdem: Backstage-Stürmer, also Leute, die sich in VIP-Bereiche mogeln, nur um dan…

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The Rise of Naoya Inoue: Boxing Legends, Broadcast Blunders, and Upcoming Showdowns 27:31

1M ago27:31

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Send us a text Naoya Inoue’s latest fight against Yijun Kim highlights the unmatched skill and strategy that place him at the top of boxing. We explore not only Inoue's impressive performance but also the dynamics of taunting, resilience in the ring, and the latest fighting events you shouldn't miss. As always, the boys break down all the fights...…

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CHAOS ALERT! Trump's Trade War EXPLODES as Canada Threatens 'Forceful' Response! (Plus: The Great Email Signature Purge of 2025!) 6:45

1M ago6:45

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The federal government melts down over pronouns in email signatures while Trump plays chicken with our biggest trading partners! Will Canada unleash its "forceful but reasonable" revenge? Did the feds just copy-paste Elon's homework for their buyout plan? Join Patrick Gutfield for a wild ride through today's absolutely bonkers news as we break down…

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Do DOGS want to cancel Daylight Savings Time? 6:54

1M ago6:54

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Look, there's nothing funny about a plane crash so we decided to talk about something else. Dogs may have a case for getting rid of Daylight Savings Time Trump is using too many words, and wants to end NYC's congestion pricing. Netflix is rebooting Little House on the Prarie.저자 Political Humor Today's News / Caloroga Shark Media

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RFK Jr.'s WILD Senate Hearing & The Great Gulf Coast Shrimp SCAM! 7:19

1M ago7:19

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Robert F Kennedy Jr. gets grilled harder than imported shrimp as he tries convincing senators he's not anti-vaccine, while restaurants across the Gulf Coast are caught serving up seafood lies! Plus, we've got Paul Pelosi making thirty-eight million dollars disappear faster than his wife can say "I know nothing about those trades!" It's an all-you-c…

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Material Girl Goes Standup, Google Cancels Mexico, and French AI Claims Cows Lay Eggs (What Could Go Wrong?) 6:54

1M ago6:54

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CHAOS ALERT: Madonna storms comedy club for surprise Trump jokes while Google Maps tries to erase Mexico from its app! But that's not even the craziest news of the day - wait until you hear about France's new AI that thinks cows lay eggs and can calculate the square root of a goat. Plus, the Doomsday Clock just moved closer to midnight, because app…

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DeepSeek: The $6M AI That's Making Silicon Valley SWEAT 8:59

1M ago8:59

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How a $6M Chinese AI Just Crashed America's Trillion-Dollar Tech Party Move over Silicon Valley - there's a new AI in town that just did with six million dollars what American tech giants are spending a trillion to achieve. Tonight, we're diving into how DeepSeek, a Chinese company you've never heard of, sent Nvidia's stock tumbling faster than a t…

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Trump's Coffee Crisis: How His Colombia Tariffs Could Hit Your Morning Cup & The Battle Over Dog Sleds in Greenland 7:09

1M ago7:09

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Join host Patrick Gutfield for a satirical take on Trump's twenty-five percent tariffs on Colombian goods, threatening America's coffee supply, plus his unusual fixation on Greenland's military defenses and controversial Gaza relocation plans. We'll also dive into the Cyrus family drama as Billy Ray's Trump inauguration performance strikes a sour n…

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VMP #376 – „Aale sind blind Germany“ 1:08:40

1M ago1:08:40

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In dieser Folge werden Jonas, Ivan und Falk zu den großen Architekten der Trash-TV-Zukunft: Während sie Aale als heimliche Reality-Stars hypen, geben sie Love is Blind Germany den letzten Rest. Danach geht’s an die wirklich bahnbrechenden Ideen – von der „Ivan im Tropical Island„-Doku bis hin zu einer bizarren Variante von Fantasy Island, bei der T…

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The Art of the Declassify Deal 6:17

1M ago6:17

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Trump opens up the JFK files like they're his tax returns, Biden's farewell letter turns out nicer than his Twitter replies, and China builds a sun because apparently global warming wasn't enough. Plus: Trump discovers crypto, proving you can teach an old dog new digital tricks. Patrick Gutfield examines history, hidden files, and artificial heat w…

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Trump's Real Estate Empire Dreams: From Panama Canal to Greenland, Plus Piers Morgan's Nobel Predictions 4:56

1M ago4:56

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Join Patrick Gutfield as he unpacks Trump's ambitious territorial wishlist, from trying to reclaim the Panama Canal to making another bid for Greenland. Plus, Mexican President Sheinbaum's diplomatic shade-throwing and Piers Morgan's bold prediction about Trump winning a Nobel Peace Prize. A satirical look at international relations, territorial di…

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Trump's Hollywood Takeover, Meta's Forced Follows, and Government Dogs 6:02

1M ago6:02

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Join Patrick Gutfield for a satirical take on the day's biggest political stories, including Trump's surprising Hollywood ambassador appointments, Meta's mysterious automatic follows of the Trump administration, and the new Department of Government Efficiency's meme-worthy website. In this episode, Gutfield unpacks Elon Musk's controversial inaugur…

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Trump Returns to Power: Inaugural Plans Include Renaming Gulf of Mexico, Biden's Last-Minute Family Pardons, and Melania's Windy Welcome 7:31

1M ago7:31

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Donald Trump's historic return to the presidency features promises to rename the Gulf of Mexico, seize the Panama Canal, and plans for mass January sixth pardons. Meanwhile, outgoing President Biden issued surprise pardons to five family members minutes before leaving office. The inauguration ceremony, moved indoors to the Capitol Rotunda, saw VIPs…

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Trump's Indoor Inauguration, TikTok Drama, and Crypto Chaos 5:24

1M ago5:24

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Join host Patrick Gutfield for a comedic take on today's biggest political stories. Watch as we break down Trump's last-minute indoor inauguration plans, his surprising TikTok save, and the launch of Trump cryptocurrency that has Wall Street scratching their heads. Plus, get ready for a flurry of executive orders that could reshape America as we kn…

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VMP #375 – „Dünne Augenbrauen“ 1:16:32

2M ago1:16:32

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In dieser explosiven Folge diskutieren Jonas, Ivan und die unvergleichliche Jana Jansen über die großen Fragen des Lebens: Dünne Augenbrauen – ein Modetrend oder doch ein Verbrechen gegen die Menschlichkeit? Außerdem wird der Racheplan an Schulbullys geschmiedet, natürlich stilvoll und modisch korrekt. Mit dabei: Kinder im Showbiz – süß oder grusel…

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What Time Is Trump's Inauguration? The guest list, which celebrities, and the full schedule 9:13

2M ago9:13

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A comprehensive guide to Trump's presidential comeback celebration: featuring performances by Carrie Underwood, The Village People, and Kid Rock, spanning four days of ceremonies and celebrations. Details the complete inaugural schedule, surprise musical guests, and Congress's constitutional authority regarding presidential qualifications. Includes…

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Trump's Drama, Gaza Peace, and Stephen A.'s Political Hot Takes | Late Night Comedy Roundup 4:53

2M ago4:53

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A comedic take on Trump's late-night Twitter rage against Seth Meyers, the historic Israel-Hamas ceasefire deal starring Steve 'Who?' Witkoff, Biden's 'Is that a joke?' moment, and ESPN's Stephen A. Smith regretting his Harris vote. Plus, Trump's inauguration guest list featuring everyone who's ever had a YouTube channel."…

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LA Burns While DC Churns: Trump's New Agency Don Save America, Michelle's No-Show, and Landlords Gone Wild 8:20

2M ago8:20

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A satirical take on today's biggest stories, including Trump's External Revenue Service plan, Michelle Obama's inauguration decision, pink fire retardants in LA, and opportunistic landlords raising rents during the wildfire crisis저자 Political Humor Today's News / Caloroga Shark Media

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