This week, Sam joins Ben to resurrect a mid-00s classic/car crash – House of Wax (2005); you know, the one with the "See Paris Die' marketing campaign and Chad Michael Murray's gratuitous pectorals. WARNING: This episode is more 2005 than Tom Cruise jumping on a sofa, jeans and a nice top on a night out, and Mr and Mrs Smith. Listener discretion is…

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.... someone made a horrible mistake. A horrible, horrible mistake that could never be undone. That horrible, horrible, horrible mistake was called Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones. Two Sith gays discuss where it all went wrong... Tickets for Disnay Snatch Game #5 | May The 4th Be With You, hoste…

One more time for Disney at the back: “GAY!” This week, Mikey and Ben share their views on Disney’s latest controversy, get their teeth sunk into cult horror/comedy hit, Lake Placid (1999), and celebrate Mikey’s birthday in virtual reality. Cause we’re what? Current – and very gay, Disney. Gay. Gay. Gay. Gay. Gay. "I'm rooting for the crocodile. I …

Stop the bloody car and put it in C minor, because this week we've gone totally rogue – that's right, we're covering Shrek 2 on a Disney week, darlings, OGURRR! Come at us – especially if you look like human Shrek (fire emoji). This podcast episode is definitely not sponsored by Caliwater; but, if you're reading this, V-Hudge... perhaps, it should …

Drag Race UK S3’s cockney princess and deep friend of the podcast, @scarlettharlett joins Mikey and Beary Poppins for a face-to-face chat about absolutely everything, in an episode that is suitable for absolutely no one. From sexy Disney fantasies to Grindr life after Drag Race, from a balls-deep analysis of 2001’s The Others to not one, but TWO Ni…

SCREAM. 2022. SCREAM. EMOJI. WARNING! This podcast episode contains major SCREAM (2022) SPOILERS. It’s good to be back, Screamers – Mikey and Ben x Music and sound effects by zapsplat.com FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: @uponascream SUPPORT THE PODCAST ON PATREON: patreon.com/uponascream LEAVE A REVIEW ON ITUNES: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/once-…

IT'S 2022 AND WE’RE BACK, BOOS! Unsurprisingly, THREE SPIDEY'S officially has our gay senses tingling and our web’s shooting all over the place in this return episode of Once Upon A Scream – thank Tom Holland's abs, we have you lot to talk it through with. This podcast ep contains major Spider-Man: No Way Home spoilers – including the one we litera…

Well, f*** us gently with a novelty-sized candy cane, this Once Upon A Scream Christmas Special has bloomin’ everything: a full Home Alone review, heavy drinking, festive bants, live unwrapping of hot queer celebs and even a live PCR test result! From these ho ho hos to you and your ho ho hos, Merry Xmas, ya filthy animals – Mikey and Ben x Music a…

Herr. Me. You. Us. 90s witches. Anjelica Huston. Bubble from Ab Fab. A text from Cheryl Hole. Ben's Big Witch Test. Royalty-free sound effects. What more could you want from a Once Upon A Scream Halloween special? Perhaps, some bonus content and merch, in which case you should head to patreon.com/uponascream tout suite, sweetie. Book tickets to Me …

In honour of our Ben's supercalifragilisticexpialidocious return to Happily Ever Poofter's 'Snatch Game' at the Two Brewers, this week, we're FINALLY covering none other than Disney's muthaf*!&*@%, Mary Poppins (1964). Listen on as we go chalk painting balls deep inside this Disney classic. Music and sound effects by zap-splat.com and purple-planet…

This week, Mikey and Ben discuss their visit to London's horror-themed escape room, Horror Escape and share some guerilla-style recordings from inside the experience (outrageously Gale Weathers stuff). They then wash that down with a tall, smooth glass of Beau Jangles, one of London's premier drag kings who joins the boys to unpick Jordan Peele's c…

New ep ho! What did you call me?! This week, Mikey and Ben reluctantly map out the history of one of Disney’s biggest box office flops, Treasure Planet (2002). Also: queer representation in Jungle Cruise, emo montages, deep-space glory holes and a BIG 'Disney Snatch Game 2' announcement for our London-based listeners. STREAM NOW FOR FREE on Apple M…

MOTHERS AND LIGHTNING AND FLOODS, OH MY! Big shout-out to Sarah Fier/the patriarchy for cursing this week's 'Fear Street' episode with some wild technical hitches. Luckily for you lot, the result is a bumper, two-part bonus episode with enough twists, turns and gags to brighten up any Tuesday in Shadyside. Music and sound effects via https://www.pu…

THE DIRECTOR SAID WHAT NOW?! Hold our rainbow earrings... This week, Mikey Cyrus and Ben Midler discuss the VERY GAY Luca from Disney and Pixar – as voted for by you! Music and sound by zapsplat.com and purple-planet.com. STREAM NOW FOR FREE on Apple Music, Spotify and Stitcher. SUPPORT 'ONCE UPON A SCREAM' by becoming a Patreon subscriber for as l…

This week, it's cult classic Final Destination (2000), as voted for you by you, boos! Strap yourselves in and listen on as we dissect this camp mess piece by piece, spill this month's hottest Disney and Horror tea and play our most morbid podcast game to date. We'll see you soon... Music and sound by zapsplat.com and purple-planet.com. STREAM NOW F…

This week, RuPaul’s Drag Race UK legend and former podcast guest Joe Black returns to Once Upon A Scream to discuss Disney’s Cruella PHENOMENON. Joe also spills the tea on his real-life Cruella encounters, the upcoming live-action The Little Mermaid and his infamous H&M moment with Baroness RuPaul. #WoofWoof, darlings. STREAM NOW FOR FREE on Apple …

To celebrate the release of A Quiet Place 2 in cinemas, Mikey Cyrus and Ben Midler throw it back to the before times to cover the OG A Quiet Place starring Emily Blunt and her flaming hot daddy hubby, John Krasinski. We also reveal which extra special former Once Upon A Scream guest will be returning to help us cover Disney’s live-action Cruella in…

What's that got to do with my knob? The boys are joined by Scottish drag legend Mary Mac to discuss 1971's Bedknobs & Broomsticks - alternative title: Angela Lansbury vs The Nazis. STREAM NOW FOR FREE on Apple Music, Spotify and Stitcher. SUPPORT 'ONCE UPON A SCREAM' by becoming a Patreon subscriber for as little as £4 recurring a month (cancel at …

Honey, whatcha waiting for? IT’S NEW EPISODE OF #ONCEUPONASCREAM DAY! Well, tuck us gently with a chainsaw and pull on our Heather Dukes because we’re slurping on killer cult hit, Heathers (1989) this week. Yep – lick it up, baby. We also take a pop quiz to find out which of the Heathers best matches our personalities (to devastating results), buil…

THIS EPISODE OF #ONCEUPONASCREAM #PODCAST IS PURE FILTH. But ngl, we knew what we were getting into when we invited #DragRaceUK LEGEND / Hodge Podge Queen Vinegar Strokes onto the pod to talk about Pinocchio (1940). Erect wood, thirsty fish and Geppetto’s Were Room… expect all this and more, because this wholesome ep is suitable for NOBODY. In this…

Death Drop (@deathdropplay) and Drag SOS star Anna Phylactic (@annaphylactic1) joins Mikey and Ben down this well-stretched rabbit hole of an ep to discuss Disney classic, Alice in Wonderland (1951). The trio also discuss Anna’s upcoming return to the West End (she'll be joining the likes of William, Latrice Royale and Myra Dubois for Death Drop ro…

Love never dies… unless you cut off its head, drive a stake through its heart, and burn it. That might kill it. On this week’s ep, we’re joined by scrumptious London drag queen, Marsha Mallow (@missmarshamallow) who brings some serious nostalgia to the table in the form of Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992). Listen on as these three bezzie Brides natter …

Regular guest podcaster Sam joins Ben and Mikey for something a little different this week – an episode we're calling 'QUEERANTINE SHEROES'. Join these babs as they celebrate tremendous female trailblazers (including Nicole Byer, Charisma Carpenter and Sarah Paulson) who truly run their world. Sound effects by zapsplat.com. FOLLOW ONCE UPON A SCREA…

How on Earth did it take this deeply homosexual podcast 122 episodes to cover a film with the tagline, ‘Man is the warmest place to hide’? Goodness. This week, Mikey and Ben review John Carpenter’s 1982 Horror/Sci-Fi cult hit, The Thing, discuss their initial thoughts on Disney’s Falcon and the Winter Soldier and share their exciting plans for next…

Come, my little friends, as we celebrate one of the gayest Disney films of all time – Enchanted (2007). Join friends – even though they’re vermin – Ben and Mikey as they journey from Andalasia to New York Once-Upon-A-Scream-style, spill the tea on the 18+ Enchanted script that never was, and sweep up all those Disenchanted rumours. WARNING: If you’…