Matt doesn't even know where he is or what time of the day it is on this week's episode. Josh is in LA and he is Santa Claus for the homeless. The boys did not know Brody Stevens but they are sad about what happened to him. Why would Robert Kraft go to JUPITER, FLORIDA!? Josh doesn't understand why massage parlors are a thing and Matt doesn't under…

WOW. How high was Josh when he made the cold intro? Anyhow, Matt's dog is feeling better, for now. Has Matt become one of those people who thinks having a dog and having a kid are the same thing? Or is Matt's love more sinister? Josh investigates and wonders how someone could have a dog for their childhood and just get a new one. Josh holds a press…

EPISODE 35 begins by somewhat loosely ranking cities. Why does Reno, NV get a bad wrap? Then, a woman rides a bus in Matt's place of residence, Washington D.C and asks "where have all the gentlemen gone?" Josh has been watching some Oscar nominated films and has a few questions. There is talk about the Ryan Adams scandal which leads to a ridiculous…

Matt and Josh both found themselves in casinos this weekend. Fresh from the road they discuss Matt's need for free things causing him to attend a PARADE, how much is Josh's death worth in a lawsuit? Plus they get into the most depraved documentary on NETFLIX right now, "ABDUCTED IN PLAIN SIGHT," including a game of "Name The Worse Parent." Once you…

Matt and Josh explain their hiatus and why it was best for them AND you. They're back to the same great formula and discuss oral sex thanks to Andy King and the wonderful Fyre Festival documentary. Matt opened for Artie Lange's last show before he cancelled everything on his calendar. Was it Matt's fault? Josh got scammed like an old woman and he w…

As a way of saying "sorry" for the INDUSTRY DARLINGS hiatus, Josh and Matt offer up WORLD OF WALT episodes! All of them have been dumped on this feed. EPISODE 32 is coming Monday, February 4th. Thanks for your patience. P.S These podcasts were made in 2012 and 2013, if you have a problem with anything said... Oh well? Sorry…

As a way of saying "sorry" for the INDUSTRY DARLINGS hiatus, Josh and Matt offer up WORLD OF WALT episodes! All of them have been dumped on this feed. EPISODE 32 is coming Monday, February 4th. Thanks for your patience. P.S These podcasts were made in 2012 and 2013, if you have a problem with anything said... Oh well? Sorry.…

As a way of saying "sorry" for the INDUSTRY DARLINGS hiatus, Josh and Matt offer up WORLD OF WALT episodes! All of them have been dumped on this feed. EPISODE 32 is coming Monday, February 4th. Thanks for your patience. P.S These podcasts were made in 2012 and 2013, if you have a problem with anything said... Oh well? Sorry.…

As a way of saying "sorry" for the INDUSTRY DARLINGS hiatus, Josh and Matt offer up WORLD OF WALT episodes! All of them have been dumped on this feed. EPISODE 32 is coming Monday, February 4th. Thanks for your patience. P.S These podcasts were made in 2012 and 2013, if you have a problem with anything said... Oh well? Sorry.…

As a way of saying "sorry" for the INDUSTRY DARLINGS hiatus, Josh and Matt offer up WORLD OF WALT episodes! All of them have been dumped on this feed. EPISODE 32 is coming Monday, February 4th. Thanks for your patience. P.S These podcasts were made in 2012 and 2013, if you have a problem with anything said... Oh well? Sorry.…

As a way of saying "sorry" for the INDUSTRY DARLINGS hiatus, Josh and Matt offer up WORLD OF WALT episodes! All of them have been dumped on this feed. EPISODE 32 is coming Monday, February 4th. Thanks for your patience. P.S These podcasts were made in 2012 and 2013, if you have a problem with anything said... Oh well? Sorry.…

It's a CHRISTMAS MIRACLE! EPISODE 32 is here. Matt has run into some wild holiday customer service people out in the world. Josh reflects on his first Los Angeles job from the beginning of 2018 and how he was not qualified for the position. Matt sides with corporate America, Josh thinks he's a hero. The NBC drama E.R. comes up in conversation also …

Matt and Josh tape an episode LATE NIGHT style as Matt is headed home from a gig. Smoking is an early subject as Matt finds power in smoking a candy cigarette. Then Josh convinces Matt to pull over and gamble at a casino at 3am and we get to hear Matt's mania first hand. Stakes are high this week on INDUSTRY DARLINGS. PS If you stick with us throug…

EPISODE 30 is HERE! What happened to EPISODE 29 you ask? #RIP. Josh explains the lack of episode last week. The guys recap their Thanksgiving weeks and the busyness they've been experiencing. Matt almost was molested as a child and then was almost catfished by a child. It's a gnarly ep, kids. Very much worth the wait. RIP EPISODE 29. NEVER FORGET.…

Is this a Buffalo Sabres Hockey podcast now? Matt is going to the game in Buffalo against the Flyers on Thanksgiving Eve, the biggest party night of the year. Josh is staying in because he has to fly in the morning.... on Thanksgiving. Matt had some intro music calamities and also shared a venue with a Male Stripper show. Matt thinks Tinder is an a…

Matt and Josh are proud to present to you, their WORST episode EVER! For real, it's not good. They do have some wild discussions on sex ed, deer, Squirt Soda, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's rent and that eye-patched politician went onto SNL. Matt and Josh are sorry. Tweet your complaints to @DarlingsPod.…

HOLY SHIT, ARE WE SORRY. Josh and Matt had busy weeks and Josh was a little sick. This is no excuse, but here they are using it. The good thing is, it leads to some discussion of election night, voting thirst traps, and Pete Davidson is in hot water for making fun of a guy with one eye. Josh addresses this as a one-eyed person. Also, is there a new…

It's a spooky Halloween edition of INDUSTRY DARLINGS! What's more scary? Josh's favorite "sexy" costume from this year? Or the fact that Matt was basically the Joker in college? It's an episode that will assuredly frighten you. Hope you have fun. Follow along on Twitter too: @DarlingsPod

Matt got an EMAIL about his performance opening for The Goo Goo Dolls. Josh called it. Did Matt follow Josh's advice and not respond? Josh relates by sharing a facebook message he got after a walk-out last year. Remember when playgrounds were death traps? What a wild episode. If you didn't listen to last week's, listening to last weeks (EPISODE 23)…

Josh has just done his first "YOUR MOM'S HOUSE" podcast with Tom Segura and Christina Paszitsky (EP #469 w/ Felipe Esparza) so go listen to that if you're cool. Matt just opened for the Goo Goo Dolls at The Anthem Concert Hall in Washington D.C. The fellas are paranoid when they tell good stories they sound like bragging, but don't worry, WELCOME T…

Travel schedules for Josh and Matt have been bonkers, they are very sorry this podcast is a day late. They reward you with stories about TRAVELzzzzzzzzzz.... No, it's not that bad. It's FUN! Josh is enamored with Idaho for all the wrong reasons, Matt is now BFFs with Steve-O, The Big UFC Hullabaloo comes up. It's a fun episode, and hopefully you do…

Much of the stories from Josh and Matt involve struggle. Today is a day of successes. They are still sorting things out in their post-drunk fogs. Matt had a wonderful week in Atlantic City and also sat sideline for a D.C United game. Josh was in New Orleans where he got to experience some elite perks. Hope you enjoy the ride. Follow on twitter @Dar…

THE BIG 20TH IS HERE! AND TEA IS GETTING SPILT! Matt reveals the secret of his "draft" folder. Josh and Matt talk about people they've gotten into it with on EMAIL including two looney toon, old Buffalo comics. Matt went to Daytona and learned about Josh's secret favorite sport. Josh and Matt answer some listener questions after questioning what pr…

EPISODE 19 begins with a Hurricane Florence update. Matt watched a Tornado once. Matt also met Wayne Rooney the other day. He is such a huge fan, but HOW huge?? Josh explores which an interesting query. Josh has become a gambling expert and is up money. Matt and Josh discuss what to buy. Matt trashed a hotel room once, then had to go back to the ho…

Matt just got home from his weekend of shows in Buffalo. T.J Miller popped in at Matt's show at Revolution Gallery. Josh is taping this episode from Grand Central Market in Downtown LA for some reason so enjoy the ambiance. The Buffalo Bills followed Matt back to Baltimore and he went to watch the game. Did Elon Musk blazing make him start liking h…

Matt is in Outer Banks in a comedy condo which leads the discussion to the man who created every piece of comedy condo folklore. Then Josh and Matt do their comedy duty and address the Louis CK thing. There were a lot of funerals this weekend. Matt was on a plane with Mitch McConnell and texted everyone he knew about it. Then Matt met the coolest m…

Matt and Josh try to save the HOOTERS franchise. Feet, do they turn you on or gross you out? The 90's Latin Music Wave comes up. Christina Aguilera, genius? What songs do you fuck to? Lots of questions get answered on this episode of INDUSTRY DARLINGS. Follow on twitter: @DarlingsPod

We start things off with a death bet. Matt is driving to Fayetteville, North Carolina. Matt thinks his shows are going to be nightmares. Josh pitches a BILLION dollar movie idea. Matt tries to shame Josh for liking NASCAR. Matt has been getting drunk at D.C United games. Josh and Matt agree owning a house has got to suck. Josh saw Jim Florentine in…

Matt doesn’t want to talk about comedy anymore. What happened to poor Goldberg from Mighty Ducks? A guy hijacks an empty plane from an airfield in Seattle. Josh and Matt worship him. PreSeason Football, Carnies, Lesbians, Dogs and MORE!!Follow on twitter: @DarlingsPod

Matt and Josh start this episode like every person starts a therapy session. Talking about their parents. Matt has a startling revelation about his relationship with his Mom, who attempted Stand-Up comedy after seeing Matt do it. The enviroment comes up as Josh lives in L.A. but has noticed zero change in the availability of plastic straws. Josh wo…

Josh is not happy out of the gate. Matt tries to calm him down. What would happen if Josh got hit by a car? Is sending a dick pic a crime? Josh and Matt discuss what crowds are most fun to make laugh, some bomb stories and that YouTube dildo from JFL in Montreal. Plus, Josh's cousin reminded him of a story from their trip to Europe that Josh blocke…

Salut! bienvenue à l'industrie Darlings! It’s an INTERNATIONAL Episode today as Matt is in Ottawa, Canada. Matt and Josh talk about some early days of doing comedy in Canada and the loons they came across. Josh has been to Europe a bunch (BRAG ALERT!) so he talks about how those trips shaped him as a man, and how one in particular helped him start …

IT'S THE 10TH EPISODE EXTRAVAGANZA! Ten eps deep and Matt still can't remember the Podcast Twitter Account (which is @DarlingsPod, give it a follow!) Matt speculates it's because people are done with social media. A discussion about "facebook couples" leads Matt and Josh to tell eachother who they would pick from eachother's sex past. Believe it or…

Matt and Josh recap 4th of July where they mostly watched TV. Documentaries and GLOW are discussed, and Josh reads an EMAIL exchange he had with Marc Maron in 2011. Last week we learned 2 words that women enjoy hearing during sex, this week we find out the 3 that make men blow their loads. Boat Culture, Josh's hidden talent and a Nightmare Trip to …

Matt is in Cleveland, which brings up a lot of memories because Josh lived there for a short spell. Matt talks about how The Cleveland Improv became one of his first and most regular gigs, Josh talks about why radio didn’t work out in Cleveland. This was taped Friday, so the guys discuss LeBron for a second (we know, he signed with the Lakers.) A d…

Matt is at home for once in Washington D.C. and had a routine encounter with the Presidential motorcade and also abandoned his wife on another Subway platform. Josh got a bizarre EMAIL response from a Comedy Club booker, the two discuss shady tactics features use to get booked. Then, Josh spoils "The Staircase" for Matt and he is NOT happy about it…

Matt is in Omaha. Josh is in L.A. Both fellas are in a weird mood. Things start out light-hearted when a debate about shitting is sparked, then it gets a little heavy, but thankfully it rounds out with shit talk again! Sprinkled in are some road stories, filthy stories and the biggest shit head you don't know about vs. The Nicest Guy you wouldn't e…

Matt is currently in Myrtle Beach so he and Josh share some odd Myrtle Beach memories. Public Sex somehow becomes the topic soon, and Matt questions Josh's sanity for crying at a particular movie scene. Plus some road stories, Matt's Southern crowds and THE BEST OF TONY DEYO? (For real. Check out https://tonydeyo.com/)…

Matt's in Virginia Beach while Josh is back in L.A. Josh and Matt talk about performing in Virginia Beach in the past, Josh's snapchat road ritual, The Uncomfortable Game, Roseanne and why facebook sucks. Plus, Josh tells a story about a tweet that got him into trouble back in the day. SUBSCRIBE AND REVIEW! FOLLOW ON TWITTER @DARLINGSPOD…

On EPISODE 3, Matt visits Mexico. Josh and Matt disagree about what kind of vacation Mexico should be. Matt is really living it up having the rest of the month off. Plus, a lame article about comedy at colleges from VICE came out. Josh and Matt reminisce about performing at colleges and they wrap things up with a couple fun, weird Headliner stories…

It's the 1st INDUSTRY DARLINGS Monday! Josh and Matt are so stupid they decided to do that on MEMORIAL DAY, HOORAY!! On this episode, Josh and Matt discuss how much drugs or alcohol must be consumed to fly, accepting death and random fucked up thoughts throughout the day. Matt also confronts Josh about his problems with food more. Follow the show o…

ITS EPISODE 1! OH BOY! First things first, the name of the pod is obviously ironic, “the industry” doesn’t know who these two losers are. Matt and Josh talk about hanging together in LA where Josh dosed Matt on edibles and things went awry, plus Josh saved an elevator full of people, the film Speed, Family vacations and is Josh a Hoarder???…