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Topics include: welcome to the last episode!, our new show is called Dial E for Eerie so stay tuned!,updates on some old segments, paranormal/weird topics we never got around to covering, and some thanks to some very special folks. Thanks to returning guests Gary Libsyn, Special Occasion Dracula, Joe Mantegna! **************************************…
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Episode 61: "The Seeing of the Penis Could Set You Off On An All New Adventure"/ The Montauk Project Part 3
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Topics include: Does Josh smell old?, Denis watched 146 eps of New Girl AMA, Josh's dishrag gets a little juicy, Denis looked toward a man's penis, animal presidents, Denis is mean about people liking things, and part 3 of The Montauk Project! ! ******************************************** Do you like this podcast? Then tell a friend! Or shoot us a…
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Episode 60: "One Full Leprechaun"/ The Montauk Project Part 2
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Topics include: Denis was fart-fired, an announcement about the future of BFS, can your two favorite podcast hosts learn how to read again?, Pickle Friends!/Devil Ham, and Josh's Paranormal Portal: The Montauk Project Part 2! ******************************************** Do you like this podcast? Then tell a friend! Or shoot us an email! Or rate and…
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Episode 59: "Meat Bees"/The Philadelphia Experiment & The Montauk Project Part 1
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Topics include: How 'bout that fuckin' black hole?, Josh has been thinking about that one commercial, Denis is mad about drug commercials and Josh fails to recreate one, Denis needs some cat advice, yellowjackets apparently aren't bees, "meat bees", BFS News Minute featuring a story about actual hell monsters (cassowaries), Josh takes an upsetting …
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Episode 58: "That Sandwich Had Been Eaten 50 Years Ago"
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Topics include: Josh and Denis give well-deserved thanks and apologies, important pillow updates, Old men yell at clouds, Georgia(n)(restaurant) on my mind, and then things go off the rails ******************************************** Do you like this podcast? Then tell a friend! Or shoot us an email! Or rate and review us where you listen to podca…
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Topics include: Denis is the late night boy, Josh has a cool/pervert feeling, Josh leaves an offering, Woodpecker talk, Sweat management, and talkin’ bout current events turns into straight nonsense. ******************************************** Do you like this podcast? Then tell a friend! Or shoot us an email! Or rate and review us where you liste…
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Topics include: Josh reports on a new series of targeted ads, Josh's sensitive guts, Dr. Beans/Baretta, discussion of the word "Nimrod", Fezzik's first vet visit, Denis's tremors, fairie offering update, Denis thinks he's going deaf, and Denis cites Ludacris as a big influence ******************************************** Do you like this podcast? T…
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Topics include: Dumb brain jukebox, Josh has snow madness, TOADS, We’re writing a book, and another installment of Streets of Philadelphia Cane Toads: An Unnatural History ******************************************** Do you like this podcast? Then tell a friend! Or shoot us an email! Or rate and review us where you listen to podcasts! Be sure to fo…
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Episode 54: "If This Brownie Hears You Talking Sh*t Things Are Gonna Get Worse Here"/ Above Majestic Review
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Topics include: Denis sees a hypnotherapist [skit], Denis had night coffee and Josh had chocolate, Josh discusses going to Podcon 2, Cumtown report, Denis wonders about a possible hidden meaning behind an old mixtape by means of a Sugarcubes song, Josh discusses the how and why of his suspected house curse and then proposes his solution, and the re…
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Topics include: We need a tagline, Denis is definitely passive aggressive, Josh argues for a hornier show, Denis writes bad notes, Josh will be at PodCon (as a paid attendee) ******************************************** Do you like this podcast? Then tell a friend! Or shoot us an email! Or rate and review us where you listen to podcasts! Be sure to…
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Topics include: Josh is in a good mood for once, did you know we like Thin Lizzy?, kayfabe holiday discussion, Denis's MRI results are in, very exciting IKEA story, cat talk, the return of The Streets of Philadelphia, discussing an article on the controversial stance of killing bigfoot, an unpaid plug for Destination America, a bigfoot-related shoo…
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Topics include: We don't need any fucking notes, Josh's brain update, could Denis be the diner conversation guy?, do people do cosplay of old Hanna Barbera characters?, the three-note only Jingle Bells lady, Oh Shit the Bells!, our favorite christmas songs, Denis's MRI experience, The Predator: Assisted-Assisted Suicide, our post-human diner future…
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No episode this week but we'll be back next week! Josh explains why we're doing this.저자 Best Friend Simulator
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Episode 50: "I'm Not A Nihilist, I Just Crush A Lot"/ Simulation Hypothesis Part 3: David Icke and Roko's Basilisk
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Topics include Josh is sad about aliens for a different reason, välkommen till showen Swedish listeners!, the 'googling' names? STOP! ad, the creeping horror of the Green Man, Thanksgiving plans, Denis is proud of showing (nice) restraint, Bryan Adams is a real nasty fucker, the tragedy of human existence and the final part of our Simulation Hypoth…
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Episode 49: "The Werewolves Have Changed Back Into A Sad Man"/ Simulation Hypothesis pt 2
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Topics include: Josh has the post-Halloween blues again, aggressive book club, whole lotta Swamp Thing, makin’ faces, updates, Denis’ BFS News Minute, and part 2 of our Simulation Hypothesis conversation. ************************************************ Do you like this podcast? Then tell a friend! Or shoot us an email! Or rate and review us where …
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Episode 48: "Just Hookah-Dookah-ing"/ Simulation Hypothesis
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Episode 48: "Just Hookah-Dookah-ing/Simulation Hypothesis". Topics include: Josh has a made up illness, CATS, house update, smokin’ n tokin’, terrible Halloween attraction and some real-life scares, Skinwalker Ranch update, and a new segment on our contest-winning topic Simulation Hypothesis. ************************************************ Do you …
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Episode 47: "Gift Them A Big Ol Hog Leg" Topics include: Is VHS dead?, Car alarms, You CAN’T Call Me Al, Denis goes to the brain dr, Josh hits it off with teens, Secret podcasting, Sally Jesse Raphael/Raphael from TMNT, and exploding eyes/witches! ************************************************ Do you like this podcast? Then tell a friend! Or shoo…
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Episode 46: “It’s Like A Cover Version of Your Hair”/ Hunt for the Skinwalker Documentary Review
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Topics Include: Our one-year anniversary!, Denis fells like a Radio Man, Startalk with Jason Fleeeeeeee, we get to the bottom of all this astrology business, The Best Friend Simulator Tarot Deck, house buying stress, we want to do another Halloween Spooktacular so tell us your spooky stories!, BFS HQ West is no longer IN SEATTLE?!?!, GETTING OLD: w…
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Episode 45: “Just Rip Me to F***ing Shreds, Monkey Man” /The Monkey Man of New Delhi
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Topics include: New microphones!/eargasm, Josh apologizes for recording with the window open last episode, we’re pretty sure the Krull cyclops said “fig new-ton”, Denis thinks the story about his Lyft driver last episode made him sound like a dick, we demonstrate some ways to engage with service workers, Denis encountered bugs on his vacation, we c…
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Topics Include: Josh bought a house, Denis doesn't listen, Breast Friend Simulator discussion, Josh's recent streak of nightmares, Denis has an improv group (Wet Crackers?), Denis also joined a gym and talks about his former/current? spin teacher, erroneous movie quote attributions, beer sampler takes liberties at Acme, shoplifter takes liberties w…
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Breast Friend Simulator Episode 281: "Using Economics and Friendgonomics"/ Tesla Town pt. 3
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Breast Friend Simulator Episode 281: Topics include: Jenn's awkward interactions at the tire place, we're recording together for once!, thanks to everyone who came out to the live shows, Jamie looked at a house haunted by pee and a special hairless angel, C.H.U.D.s (Cannibalistic Humanoid Upstairs Dweller), voting day in Seattle & Good Space Guy, m…
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Topics include: WE'RE BACK BABY!, Denis confronts Josh about getting too comfortable in his absence, Josh got into naps during the break, a great new tattoo idea, more getting nude in the bathroom discussion, Josh discovered the link between food and having energy during the break, Denis doesn't get pajamas, Denis turned into Bernie Mac for a secon…
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BFS Mixtape Vol. 2: The Music of the Satanic Panic
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We're still not over the whole Satanic Panic thing even after covering it for multiple episodes. For the second volume of the BFS Mixtape series, Josh invited our friend Allen to join him in laying down his soul to the gods Rock 'n' Roll to play some choice jams from the Satanic Panic! Tracklist: Hells Bells - AC/DCInto the Coven - Mercyful FatePos…
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BFS Mixtape Vol. 1: Mopey Harrigans; or, Songs That Make Us Cry
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If you're old like us, you probably had a best friend make you a mixtape when you were younger. As your simulated best friends, we went ahead and made you a brand new one! Back on episode 28 we discussed songs that made us cry. Now we're sharing some of those with you, the BFS Maniacs! Tracklist: 1. Adventures in Zoochosis - Propagandhi2. Without L…
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As our break continues we've selected some of our favorite nuggets from episodes 10-14! This is when we really seem to hit our stride, so there were a lot of funny bits to choose from in these episodes. Enjoy!***************************************************************************************Nuggets Include: Ep 10: "Wind Beneath Wing" by Bette M…
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We hand-picked some of our favorite bits from the early days (i.e. last year) and compiled them here for you, the BFS maniacs! The sound quality is a little uneven because we didn't know what we were doing back then. Also lots of background noise because we were dumb and didn't close our windows!*****************************************************…
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Episode 42: “Like a True Nature’s Child/ The Fresno Nightcrawlers”
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Topics include: Denis has a headache, Josh disses friends and has another infestation, Life Tips, and another edition of Cryptid Country featuring the mysterious Fresno Nightcrawlers! ************************************************ Do you like this podcast? Then tell a friend! Or shoot us an email! Or rate and review us where you listen to podcast…
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Episode 41: "As Long As I Can Feed Skittles To Someone’s Backface"
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Topics include: Backface Boys, No new friends, Josh hates weddings (or not), Denis Graduates, Josh has excuses, New friends, and a BFS News Minute about Billy Corgan and the Mothman ************************************************ Do you like this podcast? Then tell a friend! Or shoot us an email! Or rate and review us where you listen to podcasts!…
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Topics include: Josh has hiccups, FACTS, Best Friend Simulator After Dark, Denis has a plosive problem, home remedies/half an onion ear, FRIEND UPDATES!, NEW SEGMENT: Let's Name Your Improv Group, pessimistic BFS giveaway talk, and discussion of the 1989 "Idenfication, Investigation and Understanding of Ritualistic Criminal Activity" handout from t…
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Episode 39: “What if I Showed Him My Wicker Basket/ Satanic Panic pt 4”
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Topics include: Denis’ future, makin’ friends, Josh likes a podcast/movie and gets into fights, BFS GIVEAWAY, and part 4 of our discussion on Satanic Panic ************************************************ Do you like this podcast? Then tell a friend! Or shoot us an email! Or rate and review us where you listen to podcasts! Thanks!!!…
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Episode 38: "King For A Day, Off For Four" /Satanic Panic Part 3- The McMartin and Oak Hill Ritual Abuse Trials
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Topics include: Josh's chaos magic is spreading, Denis wonders how serious Josh is about chaos magic, Headaches & Hot Dogs, A King's Schedule, Mails Hole: putting a stake in "Thursdays Are For The Maniacs"/feedback from OB/Bike Ballz/a concerning letter from Pugnillicus from Alaska/Josh apologies about the Pugnillicus letter/a letter from David Dra…
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Episode 37: "Wizard, Warlock, or Whatever"/ Satanic Panic Part 2 - Mike Warnke
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Topics include: Josh has magic updates, Denis has bathroom updates, and part 2 of our discussion on Satanic Panic with a SPECIAL GUEST ************************************************ Do you like this podcast? Then tell a friend! Or shoot us an email! Or rate and review us where you listen to podcasts! Thanks!!! ************************************…
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Episode 36: “I Bet He Smells Like A Cool Dad"/Satanic Panic Part 1- Michelle Remembers”
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Topics include: Denis whines about ride sharing, Josh has thoughts about Satan/dads, Denis goes it alone, BFS Ad Practice, and part 1 of our discussion on Satanic Panic ************************************************ Do you like this podcast? Then tell a friend! Or shoot us an email! Or rate and review us where you listen to podcasts! Thanks!!! **…
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Episode 35: You Know I'm A Big Ballhead/ The Brooklyn Bridge Abduction Part 3
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Topics include: We’re not prepared, Josh is getting bike friends, and part 3 of Josh’s Paranormal Portal about the Brooklyn Bridge UFO Abduction ************************************************ Do you like this podcast? Then tell a friend! Or shoot us an email! Or rate and review us where you listen to podcasts! Thanks!!!…
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Episode 34: “You’re Gonna F**kin’ Buy This House”/ The Brooklyn Bridge Abduction Part 2
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Topics include: We don’t want to work, Maybe we’ll try real estate, The fans have spoken and want more nu-metal, We need a catchphrase, Denis experiences his own Mandela Effect, and part 2 of Josh’s Paranormal Portal about the Brooklyn Bridge UFO Abduction ************************************************ Do you like this podcast? Then tell a friend…
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Episode 33: Did the Toddler Smoke Crack or Was It A Coward?/ The Brooklyn Bridge Abduction Part 1
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Topics include: Josh is experiencing a Reverse Mandela Effect, Denis has blood pressure to spare, Thursdays are for the bfs, Bachelor Party Madness, Josh did a good job and hates toddlers, and a new Paranormal Portal about the Brooklyn Bridge UFO Abduction ************************************************ Do you like this podcast? Then tell a friend…
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Episode 32: There's Little Willy Staring Back At You/ Unacknowledged Documentary Review
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Topics include: Josh is down with the sickness, Denis works with manimals (part 2), Denis has a boring story, Josh has a better one, back faces, Denis is self-conscious, and another segment of At The Movies about the documentary “Unacknowledged” ****************************************** Do you like this podcast? Then tell a friend! Or shoot us an …
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Episode 31: We Have Some Things To Work On/ The Sierra Sounds Bigfoot Recordings
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Topics include: Josh and Denis have notes for each other and pull back the curtain, Denis has new friends, and a new segment of Cryptid Country about The Sierra Sounds, alleged recordings of Bigfoot(s) PLUS A BFS EXCLUSIVE RECORDING! ****************************************** Do you like this podcast? Then tell a friend! Or shoot us an email! Or ra…
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Episode 30: “Those Piss Pennies Add Up/ Skinwalker Ranch Part 3”.
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`Topics include: April F-f-f-foolin’, Denis has complaints, We’re getting old yet we’ve come so far, Denis questions people and their decisions, and part 3 of Skinwalker Ranch저자 Best Friend Simulator
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Episode 29: "So There’s No Kruk The Barbarian?!?"/ Skinwalker Ranch Part 2
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Topics include: Denis has a tummy ache, (Fantasy) Fantasy Baseball, Josh misses a golden opportunity with street meat, BFS News Minute: new “UFO” footage, and part 2 of Skinwalker Ranch Our apologies for: Josh making fantasy baseball sound boring저자 Best Friend Simulator
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Episode 28: Don't Stop Reaching Across the Distance/ Skinwalker Ranch Part 1
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Topics include: Josh maybe had a package stolen/judged, let us solve your mysteries, Denis made an oopsie, Josh made a boatload of money on a belt buckle, we maybe went too hard on Ricky, Josh shares his high school notebook/poetry, Josh has a good cry and tries to spin it with an improv scene, and a new installment of Josh's Paranormal Portal abou…
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Topics include: WE HATE BAD REVIEWS, listener feedback, bad fashion, Denis can’t come up with Neil Hamburger’s name, Josh has eBay issues, Denis is shopping for houses, BFS News Minute: Footprints on Mars, more sabotage!, Denis has soft hair, and RIP Meshach Taylor Our apologies for: so much anger towards a listener…
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Episode 26: Any Occasion With Dracula Is A Special Occasion
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Topics include: our feelings about Aerosmith, weird Olympics voices, BFS Social Media Fun Fact, trying to get celebrity guests, Josh has been watching Doomsday Preppers and Cat TV, Denis had his improv show and the BFs do some improv scenes! Our apologies for: nothing. We really knocked it out of the park on this one…
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Episode 25: “I Would Know More of This Space Monkey Mafia”/ The Alien Grave of Aurora, Texas
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Topics include: Monkey talk, Josh’s birthday celebration, Denis’ improv class & lost time, winter comes to Seattle, Incredible Hulk TV show chat and what makes us Hulk-out, and an installment of Josh’s Curious Crypts/Mysterious Mausoleums about “The Alien Grave of Aurora, Texas” Our apologies for: Josh’s inability to make up fake names…
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Topics include: Josh’s birthday, more public restroom complaints, Josh is concerned about oversharing, weird smells, a new segment: “What Brings You Joy?”, and the BFS News Minute on former Canadian Minister of National Defense and the Illuminati Our apologies for: going off the rails.저자 Best Friend Simulator
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Episode 23: You Are Bag/ Patient Seventeen Review
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Topics include: Josh shaved!, Josh has a robot, we care about sound quality (surprisingly), More sports talk, Valentine’s Day, Rap Snacks & Candy Hearts, Update: LISTENER DEBATE, and Denis & Josh review Patient Seventeen, a new Netflix doc about alien implantsOur apologies for: Denis sighing a lot저자 Best Friend Simulator
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Episode 22: The Going Rate For Potassium/ The Dover Demon
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The Going Rate For Potassium Topics include: Josh & Denis celebrate sports!, Denis at the deli, why can’t people follow the rules, Decision 2018, Josh finds out how much he’s worth dead, BFS Investigative Journalism, Josh takes us to Cryptid Country to discuss the Dover Demon Our apologies for: Denis being so angry…
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Episode 21: Endless 9/11 Commemorative Coins In Your Ballsack
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Topics include: Josh gets a podcasting injury, lookin’ at the numbers, R.I.P. Jack Ketchum and more celebrity death talk, Denis sees weird people, Talkin’ about grossness and a sexy secret, Denis has a Super Bowl dilemma, Josh loves donkeys and bears, and Josh gives Denis permission to wear his skin Our apologies for: mouth noises…
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Episode 20: Morgellons Syndrome With Special Guest Jamie!
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Topics include: What won’t Meatloaf do?, our special guest Jamie gives us a list of things she has had to say to Josh, talkin’ bout neighbors, Philly’s greased poles, and Jamie’s favorite conspiracy/unexplained/internet thing Morgellons DiseaseOur apologies for: on-air kissing저자 Best Friend Simulator
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Episode 19: Heiniesight is 20/20 / Gang Stalking Part 2
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Topics include: Denis once got holes in his feet, the world has gone off the rails, Josh’s boy Jeff Bezos, Denis has stupid thoughts and took a trip to a weird pharmacy, Josh’s Sexy Secret, R.I.P. Fast Eddie Clark and an argument about celebrity deaths, and part 2 of our conversation about gang stalking Our apologies for: “sex fingers”, all the Via…
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