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In 1988's SHAKEDOWN, a gruff undercover cop and a smooth-talking, tenor sax-playing criminal defense attorney have to team up to take down corrupt, racist cops who are trying to set up an innocent crack dealer for the murder of another cop. What does Sam Elliott smell like? Is Peter Weller acting or is he just an old hippie? Is the villain Huggy Be…

This week we revisit Carlos Norris in one of his most well known films, 1984's MISSING IN ACTION, directed by Joseph Zito. We discuss Chuck's copious bodily hair, burritos, twinkle toes, Rambo knock offs and prostitutes... you don't wanna miss this one!저자 Bad Movies, Worse People

What do you get when Disney attempts to make an 80s boob comedy? Find out with us as we discuss 1980's MIDNIGHT MADNESS directed by David Wechter and Michael Nankin and starring David Naughton, Eddi Deezen, Debra Clinger, Stephen Furst with the first ever motion picture appearance of Michael J Fox! Computer vans, dolphin twins, fat jokes and cult l…

In the distant future of 2017, Anaheim is the only safe place to live and people fuck robots.. or something. Join us as we discuss this special listener requested episode on 1987's CHERRY 2000! Is it really better to fuck a robot or just an actress that performs like a robot? Why are future dishwashers just soap filled death traps? Does Lester actu…

Fred Savage takes his autistic brother on a road trip to Video Armageddon accompanied by his little baby shitbird crush and pursued by a child hunter and his father and brother (Beau Bridges and Christian Slater). Where are the actual adults in this world? Do points actually matter in Double Dragon? Why does every pervert seem to wear a bolo tie? A…

Back to School month continues with 1992's martial arts hallucination, SIDEKICKS! Starring Johnathan Brandis (RIP) and Chuck Norris and directed by Aaron Norris, this one tells the tale of a kid that may have some serious undiagnosed mental conditions as he learns the meaning of friendship and that dreams come true. Or something. He also learns tha…

We continue our Back To School special with 1992's 3 NINJAS! Were kids in the 90s better off without parental supervision? How hard can a little shitbird actually hit? Why did no one question a windowless van full of men following kids around the neighborhood? Did anyone aside from Derrick see this movie hundreds of times? All this and more!!…

We kick off our Back To School special with 1996's First Kid starring Sinbad and real-life presidential candidate Brock Pierce! Would you believe this little shitbird became a cryptobro? How many people would Chris Hansen have a field day with here? How is Babe Ruth head of the Secret Service? Join us this month for a bunch of movies starring shitt…

We conclude our Rambothon with 2019's RAMBO: LAST BLOOD! The last film (maybe?) in the Rambo franchise, this one sees John Rambo go full Jigsaw on a cartel that kidnaps his niece. They try to sell her into human trafficking and he works to stop them the only way he knows how... with murder, mayhem and big f*%$ing knives. Is Rambo's favorite movie H…

Welcome to RAMBOTHON where we discuss the very first Rambo film! Wait... it's the fourth? Then what the hell is with the name? Well, nevermind.. I guess we discuss the fourth Rambo film! It's been 20 years and Rambo is still living his best sadboi life in Thailand when a group of Christian mercenaries/doctors (or something) have to interrupt it and…

Rambothon continues with 1988's RAMBO III! A film about Rambo training and arming the group that would become the Taliban. This one doesn't really hold up in a lot of real-world ways but we do get to see Afghani John Bernthal (played by an Israeli actor) and Stallone battle against Russian David Harbour (played by a French actor), goat polo, blue l…

Our Rambothon continues with RAMBO. COLON. FIRST BLOOD PART TWO! What kind of naming convention is this? Does anyone care? Rambo returns to Vietnam to do recon (?) to find missing POWs and definitely doesn't fight his way out of the country. Fake Russians and fake Vietnamese soldiers get murdered en masse. Did Stallone speak his last intelligible w…

We kick off Rambothon with what is definitely the BEST movie we have ever covered, 1982's FIRST BLOOD directed by Ted Kotcheff and starring Sylvester Stallone, Richard Crenna and Brian Dennehy. This deep dive into America's mistreatment of returning Vietnam vets and dismissal of mental illness is heart wrenching, moving and also infinitely exciting…

Most of the crew are here to discuss the BRAND NEW release INDIANA JONES AND THE DIAL OF DESTINY! Spoilers abound, be warned. We discuss the new James Mangold flick starring Harrison Ford, Mads Mikkelsen, Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Antonio Banderas and more. Does this live up to the Indiana Jones legacy? Is it worse than Crystal Skull? Is Dan Aykroyd go…

For our Superhero Spectacular finale, we discuss 1996's THE PHANTOM starring Billy Zane and Treat Williams (Rest in Pictures) and directed by Simon Wincer. Derrick has seen this movie a million times but everyone else hasn't seen it in ages. How useful is a bright purple suit in the jungle? More useful than a white horse? Are those children working…

The final installment in the Fox X-Men universe, DARK PHOENIX, ends the story not with a bang but with a big, fat whimper. We meander to a "conclusion" and we're left with a stinger that doesn't matter and no real questions to be answered. See what happens when you allow a producer to direct your major franchise film! Also, is blueface considered o…

We continue the trudge through our Superhero Spectacular with 1984's SUPERGIRL! Was this movie made for TV? Why does the poster have New York City when it takes place (near?) Chicago? Did Ellis bring his cocaine? How drunk IS Peter O'Toole? Squirt? Check this turd out with us!저자 Bad Movies, Worse People

Klatu.. verata.. what the f%&k?!? Years before the MCU and Benedict Cumberbatch we had Dr. Strange vs Jessica Walter and a giant dildo monster! Faux Hauser and Doctor Lozenge (NOT A DOCTOR!) try to save the world from Jessica Walter and a melty sex toy with a mess of sexy hair, porno music and bad special effects. We try to stay awake through this …

Whatchu gon.. whatchu gon... whatchu gonna do? This week we cover Michael Bay's debut film, 1995's BAD BOYS! Will Smith, Martin Lawrence and Tea Leoni star in this explosion-laden, action-packed boomfest featuring the greatest flaming dummy in show history. Sh*t just got real.저자 Bad Movies, Worse People

Do we regret signing up for five Michael Bay movies in one month? Listen to this episode and you decide! Michael Bay's 2005 sci-fi slop THE ISLAND stars Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson as clones of rich jerks that escape and attempt to live, damn it... LIVE! Also starring Steve Buscemi, Sean Bean and Kim Coates.…

It's week 3 of our special event It's Gonna Be Bay and we discuss the 2019 Netflix original splatter that is 6 UNDERGROUND starring Ryan Reynolds. This flick is basically just someone ripping off a Michael Bay movie but that someone happens to be Michael Bay himself. What country is this? What is Ryan Reynolds' motivation? Does anything actually ha…

It's Gonna Be Bay continues with this 165 minute CG garbage fire, TRANSFORMERS: AGE OF EXTINCTION. Starring Marky Mark, Stanley Tucci, Nicola Peltz, John Goodman, Ken Watanabe and more! We tortured ourselves for your entertainment so the least you can do is be entertained! PLUS 20 minutes of TJ Miller and 10 minutes of Dinobots!…

It's gonna be Bay! Welcome to an entire month of Bayhem, misogyny and ignorance featuring the over-the-top stylings of Michael Bay. This week we present what is probably his BEST movie, 2013's true(ish) crime saga PAIN & GAIN starring Mr. Marky Mark, The Rock and The Falcon. Marky is an asshole, The Falcon just wants his d*ck to work and The Rock i…

This week we discuss the 1998 action comedy THE BIG HIT starring Marky Mark, Lou Diamond Phillips, Bokeem Woodbine and Antonio Sabato Jr! Marky is just a nice guy, LDP is starving for some scenery to chew on, Bokeem has just discovered tugging it and Antonio is sadly all too absent. Explosions, car chases, knife fights and burnt chickens!!…

Van Damme has to kick his way through a fighting game to help his late brother's family make ends meet while being pursued by fellow Legionnaires and a horned up rich lady. This week we watch JCVD's 1990 ass kicker LIONHEART!저자 Bad Movies, Worse People

A murderous phantom stalks a new mall in middle America and we are graced with the presence of a very early Pauly Shore, Morgan Fairchild, a bunch of terrible actors and some awesomely cheap special effects. Plus a totally kick ass song from The Vandals! This movie rocks and so do you for listening.저자 Bad Movies, Worse People

Crime and Slipknot are running rampant in motherf*cking LA in the guise of a dime store Joker, the Jungle Bookies and a random tweeker and only one man can stop them... OFFICER DOWNE. Starring Kim Coates (Sons of Anarchy, Waterworld) and directed by M. Shawn Crahan, or Slipknot's Clown, this utter failure of a motion picture will shock you and, som…

As a tribute to Derrick's brother on his birthday, the gang covers the 2017 Netflix flop, DEATH NOTE. Directed by Adam Wingard (The Guest, Godzilla v Kong) and starring Disney's Nat Wolff and LaKeith Stanfield of Get Out fame. Oh and we can't forget the vocal stylings of one Willem Dafoe. But even that couldn't save this travesty.…

The whole gang is here to discuss the haunted "hijinx" of 1988's HIGH SPIRITS starring Steve Guttenberg, Darryl Hannah, Peter O'Toole, Beverly D'Angelo and Liam Neeson! It's bahookie night!저자 Bad Movies, Worse People

We present a very special episode of our sideshow, SCHLOCK & LOAD, all about action movies of the 80s and 90s; good, bad or just plain schlocky. This week Jack, Derrick and new guest Ben riff on 1992's Steven Seagal masterpiece, UNDER SIEGE. When Gary Busey and Tommy Lee Jones team up to take over a Navy battleship, the only person that can stop th…

We conclude our episode about the amazing alien dance rock opera VOYAGE OF THE ROCK ALIENS! Come back with Derrick, Jack, Whitney amd Patrick!저자 Bad Movies, Worse People

The whole gang is here, Whitney, Jack, Derrick and Patrick, to talk about the 1984 space alien rock opera, VOYAGE OF THE ROCK ALIENS. Starring Pia Zadora, Tom Nolan and Craig Sheffer, this flick is a ton of fun (to everyone but Patrick) and we had a great time discussing it. So great, in fact, that we went WAY too long so it had to be split into a …

This week the crew discusses a 1990 film with the Bills (Pullman & Paxton) that turns out to be actually wonderful. We gush over the awesomeness and laugh at the bizarre circumstances and somehow still bring up Gary Busey.저자 Bad Movies, Worse People

It's Valentine's Day and it's time to watch some sappy tripe! Whitney, Derrick and Patrick suffer through a movie we have seen 1,000 times even though we've never seen it before. Roberts and Clooney bicker, Kaitlyn Dever suffers and the side characters entertain in this 2022 borefest!저자 Bad Movies, Worse People

In memorial of Jack Kirby, who passed away 29 years ago as of the release of this episode, Patrick, Derrick and Whitney decided to watch what is, perhaps, the WORST comic book adaptation ever made. And that's saying a lot. We try to figure out what's going on, why this is just a cartoon and what in god's name they did to Galactus. Suffer with us as…

The guys are joined by a new guest, Jack, and they fall off their chairs laughing about YK Kim's Miami Connection. An 80's band made up of Tae Kwon Do fighters battle ninja bikers to stop cocaine from flowing through Orlando.. not Miami.저자 Bad Movies, Worse People