Ross, Jessie, and the producers run through Nickelback’s greatest hits to decide whether or not Nickelback is a good band or deserving of their meme status. Go to GhostBed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 50% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, Pillows & More) – plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in America. SUBSC…

Britney Spears is quickly spiraling and losing all her money but will she get put back into conservatorship? Plus the college campus anti-Israel protests are getting wilder by the day, and a safari is treated to two lions doin’ it on the roof of their vehicle. Go to GhostBed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 50% off EVERYTHING (Mattresse…

Harvey Weinstein has had his New York conviction overturned thanks to his prosecutors and judge being incompetent, Baby Reindeer is the hot new show on streaming and it is allegedly pretty GRAPHIC in the s*x department, King Charles gives new weird titles to his family, and people who play with bear cubs deserve to get eaten. Go to GhostBed.com/dri…

Alec Baldwin punched a woman filming and harassing him in a coffee shop — and we’re cool with it, Ross got blocked on Twitter by Steve Martin, Taylor Swift’s new album The Tortured Poets Department was pretty whatever, and there may be a break in the Rainey Street Ripper case. Go to GhostBed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 50% off EVER…

🚨🚨EMERGENCY EPISODE!!!! RED LOBSTER HAS FILED FOR CHAPTER 11 BANKRUPTCY. JOE BIDEN IS SLOWLY TAKING AWAY EVERYTHING BLACK PEOPLE LOVE... AND POOR WHITES. Ross rages against the downfall of the finest seafood restaurant in United States history. This is Joe Biden's America folks. RIP Cheddar Bay biscuits. Buy Our 8% ABV Hard AF Seltzer here: www.har…

Jessie Wiseman has her very own feed for her new podcast Crime Corner! Download and Subscribe here: ITUNES: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/crime-corner-with-jessie-wiseman/id1736949210 SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/6AZoOEtZK0wb7o2PpVvNTk Our Sponsors: * Check out Liquid IV and use my code NOONERS for a great deal: www.liquid-iv.com …

Taylor Swift’s new album The Tortured Poets Society drops TONIGHT, Leonardo DiCaprio is set to play Frank Sinatra in a Martin Scorsese biopic, and a Brazilian woman took her extremely dead uncle into a bank and tried to take out a loan in his name. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinkin Bros’ new HardAF Seltzer …

Coachella is underway but apparently it ain't what it used to be even though huge celebs like Taylor Swift and Jeff Bezos showed up, Caitlin Clark was taken number one overall in the WNBA draft and will make about the same amount of money as a teacher, and forget the Rainey Street Ripper some sicko is killing dogs in Austin. Go to GhostBed.com/drin…

Since the boys are in Georgia doing "golf stuff" Jessie decided to take over Ross Patterson Revolution and make everyone listen to her own show, Jessie Wiseman's Crime Corner. Our Sponsors: * Check out Liquid IV and use my code NOONERS for a great deal: www.liquid-iv.com * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson * Check out PrizePicks and use my code …

We FINALLY pay tribute to Lou Gossett Jr. by playing his best speeches from Iron Eagle and An Officer and a Gentleman, plus we break down the year 2004 in comedy films — and how absolutely loaded it was. Go to GhostBed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 50% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, Pillows & More) – plus a 101 Night Sl…

Rebel Wilson's new book makes a lot of claims and accusations that range from unnecessary to apparently outright untruths (especially with regard to Sacha Baron Cohen), Cowboy Carter isn't really a country album but at least it's good (according to some of us), and a 79-year-old Minnesota woman was on a safari gone horribly wrong. Go to GhostBed.co…

How do conjoined twins have sex? That’s the only question we care about as we break down what must go on in Abby and Brittany Hensel’s bedroom. Plus Gypsy Rose is single again, Jared Leto hosted Wheel of Fortune for April Fool’s Day, and a visitor to a Spanish national park is viciously mauled by a bull. Go to GhostBed.com/drinkinbros and use code …

We run through Diddy's greatest hits before he's canceled for good and we can no longer listen to his music, some... graphic audio of Meek Mill and Diddy might have been leaked, and we try to predict who could get taken down next in this Diddy scandal -- Jay Z? Go to GhostBed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 50% off EVERYTHING (Mattress…

Sean "Diddy" Combs is on the run from the law for drug and sex trafficking charges after the feds raided his homes, the lawsuits against Diddy are full of celebrity names and INSANE allegations, and the Nickelodeon documentary Quiet On Set was every bit as damning as it seemed. Plus we apologize to Kate Middleton for wildly speculating about whethe…

Actor Stephen Baldwin keeps posting videos of himself crying to Instagram, Sharon Stone claims she had to be evacuated from her home during the OJ Simpson car chase (this definitely did not happen), people are re-discovering that potential new James Bond Aaron Taylor-Johnson has an old wife, and we talk about a fun story involving a baby giraffe. G…

Ross and Jessie break down the timeline of Kate Middleton’s disappearance, from her last confirmed appearance on Christmas Day in 2023 to the Photoshop controversy and the grainy pictures and videos that have emerged of her and Prince William since then. Go to GhostBed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 50% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adj…

As TikTok’s potential demise in Congress proceeds Facebook is making a comeback as America’s most popular social media platform, the hundred fattest cities in America for 2024 have been named and the south is well-represented, and a pair of Georgia men have been arrested for blowing up a woman’s home and plotting to feed her daughter to a python. G…

Pornstar Sophia Leone was murdered and the crew is devastated, the Oscars ended up being a mostly good show thanks to stars like John Cena and Ryan Gosling even though Jimmy Kimmel was predictably mediocre, and this year's spring break videos are starting to go viral and they are... aggressive. Go to GhostBed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBRO…

We sip on some BORGs and go through our favorite BORG names, Jake Paul is fighting Mike Tyson on Netflix and we’re all rooting for Tyson, Sydney Sweeney looks like she’s wearing a diaper in her latest “no pants” photos, and Oprah is having a special on ABC about weight loss. Go to GhostBed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 50% off EVERYT…

The city of Miami put out a video telling Spring Breakers they aren't welcome to South Beach this year, Sydney Sweeney is making men fall in love with big naturals again, Dune 2 is the best sci-fi movie Ross has ever seen, Meghan Markle is coming to Austin to speak about being a strong woman at SXSW, and the Iditarod race is off to a rough start af…

Meek Mill sent out an INSANE tweet in response to some incredibly founded rumors about Diddy and him hooking up, a hardcore band kicked out its lead singer because the front man was dosing another band member with estrogen so he could steal his bandmate's fiancee, and please never hire a man with a Swastika tattoo to babysit your children. SUBSCRIB…

Wendy’s is about to start surge pricing at their restaurants like they’re Uber, Shane Gillis was great on SNL and proved he was too good to ever be on the show, some insane new allegations have come out against Diddy, and a man killed a seagull in front of children for stealing his chip. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon for exclusive audio and video conten…

Cell coverage went down throughout the United States and no one knows why, the True Detective Season 4 finale was incredible, a mother has been arrested for having her 6-year-old daughter wax the pubic regions of female customers at her waxing business, and a Brazilian OnlyFans model has her son shoot her content. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon for exclu…

FOUR different intersecting Beatles biopics — one for each band member — are being filmed, another adult film actress has died, and the world’s oldest breakdancer who is known as “The Breakdancing Dad” is, it turns out, a deadbeat dad. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinkin Bros’ new HardAF Seltzer Here! FOLLOW …

The creator of Pop-Tarts, Bob Post, has died at the age of 96, a star of the Puppy Bowl has died tragically, Zendaya shows up dressed like a robot to the Dune 2 premiere, former Backstreet Boy Nick Carter has some TROUBLING allegations against him, and deer will f*** you up. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinki…

Taylor Swift was only shown for 54 seconds during the Super Bowl so everyone complaining needs to chill, Jon Stewart came back to The Daily Show and was as funny as ever (but the left is mad because he wasn’t biased enough), the new Kanye album dropped, and we break down videos of coyotes attacking kids and dogs. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon for exclus…

Is Brittany Mahomes upstaging Taylor Swift ahead of the Super Bowl with her hot new Sports Illustrated Swimsuit pics? Plus the Apple Vision Pro looks stupid but all the reviews say it’s incredible, and what Jessie is making for this weekend’s Super Bowl party. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinkin Bros’ new Har…

Country music legend Toby Keith has passed away from stomach cancer at the age of 62, there are dozens of prop bets on what Taylor Swift will wear at the Super Bowl, comedian Shane Gillis is hosting Saturday Night Live five years after getting fired from the show, and the Rainey Street Ripper is BACK in Austin. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon for exclusiv…

Billy Joel's new song 'Turn the Lights Back On' is an absolute banger, Taylor Sheridan has ANOTHER new show coming out even though Yellowstone might be going off the rails, the upcoming Michael Jackson biopic definitely is NOT going to touch on the kid stuff, and a woman is raising money for her very old and dying pet squirrel. SUBSCRIBE to our Pat…

Thanks to the magic of private jets and the International Date Line Taylor Swift should be able to make it to the Super Bowl to watch Travis Kelce and the Chiefs, Sofia Vergara is too hot to play famed Colombian drug lord Griselda Blanco, and Jessica Biel eats in the shower. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinki…

Adult film legend Jesse Jane has tragically passed away, the new Road House trailer starring Jake Gyllenhaal has dropped and it looks… mostly good, Kevin Spacey is showing up to a Comic-Con and taking pics with fans, and Oppenheimer is screening in Japan. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinkin Bros’ new HardAF S…

Because Flamin' Hot got an Oscar nomination Ross will have to get a vasectomy, and we break down the Oscar nominations, where it sure seems like the Academy Awards snubbed Greta Gerwig, Margot Robbie, and Barbie -- plus Oppenheimer is definitely winning pretty much everything it is nominated for. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon for exclusive audio and vid…

The new George Carlin special generated by AI is generating outrage -- plus it's not good, the new Richard Simmons biopic starring Pauly Shore is moving forward, Lindsay Lohan's dad is angry at the new Mean Girls movie, and a little boy was bitten in a shark tank in the Bahamas. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Dr…

Ariana Grande's new song wonders aloud why people care she broke up SpongeBob's marriage, a sex mutilation cult in England has been discovered and the details are insane, and the Emmys were actually good again. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinkin Bros’ new HardAF Seltzer Here! Our Sponsors: * Check out Liquid…

Jeremy Allen White is white-hot sex in his Calvin Klein ad, the Amy Winehouse biopic looks terrible but the Bob Marley biopic looks incredible, and a Missouri high school teacher having sex with one of her students was helped by the boy's father. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinkin Bros’ new HardAF Seltzer He…

Gypsy Rose is a social media superstar after being paroled from prison for killing her abusive mom, the felon who leapt over the bench and attacked his judge is now being treated like Hannibal Lecter, Jo Koy completely botched his Golden Globes hosting gig, and Saltburn has a pretty cool hog shot. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon for exclusive audio and vi…

The three mustaches read one star reviews left for gay bars. Yeah, it's as bad as you think it is. Buy our 8% Hard AF Seltzer here: www.hardafseltzer.com Our Sponsors: * Check out Liquid IV and use my code NOONERS for a great deal: www.liquid-iv.com * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson * Check out PrizePicks and use my code rosspatterson for a gr…

The three mustaches read and discuss horrific One Star Reviews about Austin, TX restaurants. Buy Our 8% Hard AF Seltzer here: www.hardafseltzer.com Our Sponsors: * Check out Liquid IV and use my code NOONERS for a great deal: www.liquid-iv.com * Check out PXG: PXG.com/rosspatterson * Check out PrizePicks and use my code rosspatterson for a great de…

We recap the best and worst of 2023 including the Oceangate Titanic disaster, Barbenheimer, Matthew Perry’s death, Prince Harry’s terrible book, and Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s whirlwind romance — plus our predictions for 2024. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinkin Bros’ new HardAF Seltzer Here! Go to ghost…

Jonathan Majors has been dropped from Marvel after being found guilty of third-degree assault, Matthew Perry was apparently doing Ketamine when he died, and a serial killer lured his victims into the woods by promising them that there was gold in there. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinkin Bros’ new HardAF Sel…

Oprah reveals that her newfound massive weight loss is from Ozempic and we think more celebrities should embrace the drug, Glory actor Andre Braugher died from lung cancer at the age of 61, and Four Christmases is the most underrated Christmas movie out there. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinkin Bros’ new Har…

A girlfriend is going viral for taking to TikTok to cry about how none of her boyfriend’s friends showed up to his birthday party but it’s unclear how “real” the situation actually is — plus the Golden Globe nominations are out and Oppenheimer is going to win everything, and an Oklahoma Sheriff beat up a sex shop worker after his girlfriend bought …

Panera Bread's "Charged Lemonade" drink has killed two customers with heart problems because the drink is loaded with more caffeine than a Four Loko, an Ohio woman who threw a burrito bowl at a Chipotle worker has been sentenced to working two months at a fast food restaurant, and actress Casey Wilson called Tim Allen "a little b*tch" after working…

The new Grand Theft Auto trailer leaked and it looks absolutely insane, a terrible AI version of Jimmy Stewart will now read stories to you as you fall asleep, and Nelly is officially BACK after his Big 12 Championship halftime show and his new baby with Ashanti. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinkin Bros’ new …

It turns out Golden Bachelor Gerry Turner wasn't totally honest about his dating history after he became a widower, the allegations about P. Diddy seem like they might be extremely true, formerly paralyzed NFL player Ryan Shazier has been caught cheating on his wife and she posted the dirty laundry online, and Bradley Cooper's new movie is apparent…

South Carolina lawyer Alex Murdaugh has been convicted of crimes AGAIN, Disney's new movie 'Wish' is bombing at the box office, a Florida woman stabbed her boyfriend in the eye with a rabies needle for looking at other women, and a Saudi Prince bought plane tickets for 80 of his closest falcons. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon for exclusive audio and vide…

What was the bigger Dallas moment on November 22, JFK's assassination or Creed's halftime performance at the Cowboys game? Plus Sydney Sweeney puts the cannons out on full display, Ross and Jessie finally watch Don't Worry Darling and discuss the perfect Thanksgiving Day. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinkin B…

Diddy settles his lawsuit with Cassie where she accused him of blowing up cars and forcing her into drug fueled "freak-offs" with other men, murder docs are getting more and more obscure, Travis Kelce is buckling under the pressure of fame, and someone is offering up satanic sacrifices in a Long Island cemetery. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon for exclusi…

Jessie has decided that she wants to do the halftime show at the Super Bowl, Ross ponders if we will all be living in a biodome, and it's that time of year where celebrities are declaring to leave the country if Trump gets re-elected. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinkin Bros’ new HardAF Seltzer Here! Go to gh…

The Vogue Magazine shoot featuring Jeff Bezos and his fiancee Lauren Sanchez is exceptionally weird and creepy, the SNL skit about Britney Spears' new book was terrible, and everyone loves being in nature until nature gets metal. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon for exclusive audio and video content! Buy Drinkin Bros’ new HardAF Seltzer Here! Go to ghostbe…