We sure missed you all but WE ARE BACK! Mary gives us detail by detail of her Italian vacation (focused on food--obvi!). Courtney chats Love Island finale. We discuss all things RHOC! Are you Team Jen or Team Gina? What's the full story with Travis and Gina? Is Tamra a non-entity this season? Can Jesus Jugs shake Shannon? We are loving newbie Katie…

In honor of Alexis' return to RHOC, e open the vault with Season 7 Episode 14. Come back with us in time to celebrate the Princess Puppy Party brought to you by The Bellino’s. Puppies are for adoption and a Cinderella carriage ride included, but you have to listen to a speech about Alexis almost dying. We also watch Tamra cut Simon out of her life,…

Exciting news for Lindsay Hubbard! We talk all about her pregnancy announcement, Bethenny vs ex-Paul & Aurora Culpo, America's Sweethearts and a Love Island USA update. But the main event is the RHOC Season 18 Premiere where we have seven housewives and friendof Alexis 'Lex' Bellino. We discuss Shannon’s DUI, Tamra trying to take her down, Gina and…

Welcome to another episode of the unhinged girls who have the gift of gab. This week we talk about Love Island USA, the WWHL 15 Year Anniversary Special, Mary's Italy trip, our 4th of July plans and more. Plus, we debrief RHONJ with many tangents along the way. How are we at another Boujie Kidz event? Is Danielle lying? Did she “steal from charity”…

It's Friday and it's Happy Hour and we are feeling silly! Grab your closest drink (this week it was Gatorade for us...) and join us as we talk about it all! We chat the latest with Mary going to Jeff Lewis Live and all the chumps, Love Island USA and everything and anything in between. We also answer the questions you asked from all things Bravo to…

A round up of sorts where we chat about it all: Nashville, Taylor Swift in London, paperwork, and convincing Mary to watch Love Island: USA. We also discuss this week's RHONJ. Are you Team Danielle or Team Jen? Should there be consequences for both of them? Why was Teresa having a Tulum party anyways? Are Marge and Melissa essential to the show any…

This week we talk all things Jersey: fighting over housewarming gifts, bugging bottles, burning cards, step and repeats, and the nasty word, SLOB. This is the petty stuff we want to talk about and watch. And what's up with Paulie and what's his REAL job??? We get activated talking about the final Summer House reunion which Mary even agrees was bias…

We catch up on the news: the retaliation against West Wilson, the rumors about Kymanda and Lindsay, and briefly, Andrea’s Italian wedding. Plus we reminisce about the old times in Jersey, and recap the current episode. Why won’t Paulie get a divorce? Are Aydin, Fessler, and Jackie trying to build a bridge for the show to work? Does John Fuda and hi…

It might be Thursday, but we are considering it Friday Eve so it's a Happy Hour pod! By the time many of you listen to this, we will have the transition from Mary to SUMMER MARY! We discuss sixth grade promotions, the Traitors cast, RHOC trailer, plus all the other news from other Bravo-adjacent podcasts. Are you a Cheez-Its or Goldfish person? We …

We talk all things Jersey and the extended Valley finale! How are we not getting a reunion for either of these shows? What's the point of watching the rest of this season with no resolution? It feels like a reboot is on the horizon. The mask really came off of with some of the cast this week on The Valley. Zack is the #1 Guy in the Group and put th…

We talk the final episode of the VPR reunion and are so thankful this season is over. We need a break! What will come from this season and did Lala ruin her future with the show? Plus we chat The Valley with another episode in Big Bear. Has Jax met his ultimate match with Jesse? Where is Kristen!? We can both agree this was the best season of Summe…

We recap our SF weekend together, being quoted in the New York Times and talk Summer House and Real Housewives of New Jersey. We still remain on opposite sides when it comes to Team Carl vs Team Lindsay and probably will never falter to the other. Plus we talk dog fashion shows, Marge worried about the numbers in her alliance (is she becoming Lisa …

We couldn't not talk this week's Summer House! Carl made it very hard for Mary to defend him. Has she wavered in her support?! You left her luggage? Kyle really made it impossible to feel sorry for him. Let Amanda make her swimsuits! Even if it fails! Ciara and Paige are true girls girls and we would want them in our corner. (But also is the house …

It's Friday Happy Hour, where we catch each other up on our week! Would you rather go to Something About Her or the Vanderpump Bar Crawl? Or both? On the VPR reunion, Lala wouldn't stop talking, the Toms and Brock are still the worst and we're sad for Ariana when the cast finally watches the end of the finale together. We just absolutely love The V…

Monday is a great day for a podcast! Are you Team Fuda/Marge/Melissa or Team Tre? Jenn Fessler plays the game and defects to Team Tre. She knows what she's doing. Will the alliances make this season horrible as they won't film together? Will everyone talk about each other but not to each other? And what's up with Danielle and her family? Let's inve…

Sadly, one of our Bravo predictions has come true: Dorit and PK have separated. We talk The Valley, wondering how can this cast try to ice out Kristen? Let’s ice out Jax! We recap the season finale of VPR and think Lala and Scheana got it all wrong; the hypocrisy! In Summer House, Courtney remains Team Hubbhouse while Mary is Team Carlito, plus we …

It's the Season 14 premiere of Real Housewives of New Jersey! Has anything changed? We are still talking about private investigators and calling children at work, feuds that have been happening season after season and same alliances (although we see a big shift coming this season!). Marge doesn’t feel like herself since the passing of her ex-husban…

We HAD to talk about Summer House! Are you Team Carl or Team Lindsay? We can’t get enough of The Valley and the mess Kristen and Jax create; they know exactly what they are doing. Have both Jax and Michelle already checked out of their respective marriages? Over on VPR, we head to San Francisco for the final cast trip and Scheana tries to give Tom …

This week we can’t get enough of The Valley! Does Courtney have a thing for Jesse? Is Kristen a truth teller or sharing life altering gossip? Is Michelle already with someone new? We loved the crossover between The Valley and VPR. Does Scheana just want Brock to stay home? Will James go to the wedding and leave Hippie behind? Will Sandoval ever thi…

Welcome to the 400s! Today's Happy Hour consists of dabbling in a recap of Mary seeing Countess Lu, some Summer Houses chat, and sorry but not sorry, our initial thoughts on Taylor's new album. Come judge with us! You can find us: Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, whereve…

The universe has told us that we are both not allowed to take time off at the same time because WOW what a week of news! We catch up on all the Monday bombshells plus we recap VPR and The Valley. Sperm donor parties, Ariana finally feeling the redemption of staying in the house because Tom can’t afford it, plus Scheana’s newest song lullaby! We can…

With Q1 over, we check in on our Bravo 2024 predictions and see what has already happened. Courtney is given some tips by Mary in case she sees a Bravoleb over the week and what makes a good conversation starter. We chat a bit about both Summer Houses. Why is Summer picking on Shaniece? She may be worst dressed but she kills it in a bathing suit! W…

We give you a taste of Vanderpump Villa, talk the Potomac Reunion, and update you on the Hot Hall of Fame (and our MM winner!). We deep dive Vanderpump Rules and are obsessed with Katie hooking up with Max and we think Tom wants her back. Sandoval thought he could save the day with ranch dressing but Ariana handed it to him! How did he think they w…

It's Happy Hour! We talk who will win March MANness: will it be Craig or West?! Plus we chat both Summer Houses! We get reacquainted with the cast of Martha’s Vineyard and what the next 14 days has in store for us! Plus we are off to the races in the Hamptons with Kyle giving West a bloody nose, Amanda and Paige on Team Linds, Carl possibly going t…

Can you believe that March MANness is almost over?! What a whirlwind of a week it has been! We chat who we think will take it all! Ariana stays winning this week with a new home and a new hosting gig! What will Lala have to say about that? Speaking of Lala, why is she hanging with Tom Sandoval? Is she trying to produce the season? We did like that …