With the extra credit out of the way, it's time to get down to the mission at hand: taking out Tar Baphon's lieutenants one by one. We start with a familiar-looking creature that is on it's way to decimate our allies, so it's up to us to intervene. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exp…

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back to continue to try to apply the main show's title naming conventions to the overall story in any way they can. Then, things get festive as they go over the cleanup operation following the guys taking down an optional combat that nearly wiped out their chances of winning this war. As always, you can find us on Tw…

We made it through our first major test, now we need to figure out how to show our work. After all, what is the point of accomplishing major feats of heroism if you're not going to get recognized for them? As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at Inspire…

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to wax philosophical about everyone's state of being before getting into the fight between the guys and a particularly dickish enemy. Then, some non-consensual damage and precarious positions abound. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our explo…

As if our current objective wasn't daunting enough, we've decided to add an optional battle to the mix against probably the most frustrating enemy we have faced thus far. Luckily, Tar Baphon is not the only one that can warp reality for the sake of convenience. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along…

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to dig into the use of one's tongue when manipulating bones. Then, they get into the PCs attitudes regarding the presumed gauntlet of battles ahead of them as they careen towards the end of the AP. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploit…

With a plan in place for our suicidal climax, it's time for us to put said plan into motion. First things first, though, and there's an optional abomination that needs some attention. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.co…

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to discuss their dislike of fungi before diving into comparisons between PCs and old-school cartoon characters. Then they dive into the level ups that the guys obtained and try to deduce Matt's character instead of just asking him about it. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on …

With a small hiccup regarding our arrival to Absalom behind us, it's time for some shopping and a level up! Soak it in, because this is probably the last bit of good fun we'll have as we're staring down the end of this AP and our very existence. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploi…

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return to discuss Toast's disdain for milk, on the rocks or otherwise, before delving into milk's various disgusting uses. Then, they calculate just how much the guys screwed up in their mission to stop Tar Baphon's reinforcements as they move on to the final section of the adventure. As always, you can find us on Twitte…

For better or worse, we are finally done with Fallow Deep. We've cleared as much of the place as we're currently willing to, so it's time to stop putting off the inevitable. It's time to head for Absalom and get the final chapter of this adventure going. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with o…

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to marvel at the continued genius of the main feed's episode title naming conventions. Then, they go over the latest deadly battle and subsequent looting and fun downtime exploits. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot …

We made it through round 2 with our diabolical frienemy and came out the other side with only minor scrapes and bruises, and a minor case of death. But now we're getting better and we're ready to move on and finish our business down here in Fallow Deep once and for all. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to fol…

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to rattle at us like a dying light bulb and appreciate the main feed's episode naming conventions. Then they reflect on Thelais getting lit up like one of the Beacons of Gondor while literally fighting for his life. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow alon…

The Devil is back for round 2. After politely sitting on the sidelines while we cleaned up her supposed allies, a former foe makes us the same offer that we already refused once. Though no one had died before she offered it last time. Will this round go any differently? As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to fol…

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to continue the tradition of not getting Alex's introductory reference before getting into the weeds about how a specific weapon enchantment functions. Then Richter forgets his own notes about the episode as the guys had to play cleanup against way too many enemies. As always, you can find us on Twitter …

Our old friend couldn't stay long, but her lackeys are still hanging around making things difficult for us. Now we're on cleanup duty trying to pick up the mess that was left for us while trying not to offend the otherworldly lady lounging in the corner. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with o…

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to get lost discussing representation in old Johnny Knoxville movies before they get around to talking about how cruel the players are in regards to NPCs in the main campaign. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an…

After a long, deadly day in Fallow Deep, we finally got a chance to rest and recuperate a little bit. Now it's time to get back to it though, and the first thing we came across upon our re-entry is a couple of old friends with unfinished business with us. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with …

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to discuss half grains vs. whole grains and gush over the pyric victories the guys have done in a single adventuring day. Then they speculate on Tom's tendency to perform diplomatic functions with a level of tact that would make Richard Nixon blush. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp…

It's time to cash in our favor after risking our lives and the lives of others in the process of completing it. Also, witnessing the repercussions of our actions is not as cathartic as we had hoped, but at least we get to accomplish one good deed. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our expl…

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to briefly discuss how much they just do not trust the super helpful ghoul that the guys have befriended on the main show, despite all assurances to the contrary. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at Ins…

We made it out of the Petrified Halls, and even made some new friends along the way. Now, we've run into an old acquaintance who's having a lucid day for once, though even his periods of lucidity are vexing to us. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at…

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to pick up on episode naming conventions and to get old cartoon references. Then, they delve into the latest semi-hopeless combat going on in the main feed and discussing inappropriate interpretations of Joe's combat strategy. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to fo…

This is messy. In our attempts to sneak around behind Aeonte's back to create some mischief in her Petrified Halls, we accidentally stumbled right into her bedroom, so now we have to scramble for our lives and do our best not to turn to stone in the process. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along wi…

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to discuss the shortest episode of Inspired Incompetence to date. Then, to pad the time, they get into a discussion about the differences between comic book movie studios and offer some suggestions on how to fix things. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow …

Things have broken down in our negotiations with Aeonte, and now we have to complete the task we were given the hard way. Her proclivity for turning people into statues is surely no trouble for adventurers such as ourselves, though. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can s…

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back on location this week to mix up disco hits and covers. Then, they get into the negotiating tactics the guys used and try to figure out why these powerful creatures they're dealing with are even willing to negotiate in the first place. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to fo…

We've met with the foreman of one of the wings of Fallow Deep and come to a tentative agreement to receive payment for services rendered. Now it's time to work on rendering those services so we can reap the rewards. We just need to not get ourselves reaped in the process. Also, we've got something very exciting going on for our Masked Brotherhood! …

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week shortly after Richter's dental work, so things get weird quickly. Well, weirder than usual I suppose. Plus, some bad singing and incorrectly remembering the name of a devil. Also, we've got something very exciting going on for our Masked Brotherhood! That's right, it's that time once again for our annual…

The Stitched Wing of Fallow Deep has certainly lived up to its reputation thus far, evoking just the type of atmosphere you would expect from a place with such a name in a giant undead factory. Now it's time to meet the man (sort of) in charge of the place and see what he has to say for himself. Also, we've got something very exciting going on for …

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to discuss the precise value of sugar substitutes in soda and the skinless horrors the players have been dealing with. Then, the parade of horrors continue as they delve into the group's attempt to avoid combat and steal kills from one another. Also, we've got something very exciting going on for our M…

This dungeon just keeps getting more and more fun. From the decadence in the underground cathedral to the dangerously deadly devil to the monster hiding in a skin suit, it's just been one delightful turn after another. Now, we come to what looks like a meat locker, just to further the creepy atmosphere of Fallow Deep. Also, we've got something very…

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to once again not understand the intro before discussing PC PTSD and relishing in the reference to the group's favorite psychopomps. Also, we've got something very exciting going on for our Masked Brotherhood! That's right, it's that time once again for our annual art contest! We love seeing the artistic…

Our first foray into the Hall of Flies did not go as expected, so we're going to go ahead and check out the rest of Fallow Deep before we give that another shot. The Stitched Wing sounds like a fun time, let's see what's going on over there. Also, we've got something very exciting going on for our Masked Brotherhood! That's right, it's that time on…

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week where Toast has a stunning revelation right off the bat. Then they ruminate on Alex's bloodthirsty nature and the players' apparent desire for punishment. Also, we've got something very exciting going on for our Masked Brotherhood! That's right, it's that time once again for our annual art contest! We …

Negotiations have broken down with the devil with ideations of global domination. Who would have thought? Things quickly go from bad to worse in this fight that serves as our true introduction to the dangers of Fallow Deep. Also, we've got something very exciting going on for our Masked Brotherhood! That's right, it's that time once again for our a…

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to hammer out the legalese involved in ethanol additives and a trip to Disneyland. Then, they get into diabolical nomenclature and the etymology of tabletop roleplaying game monsters as they go over a tense conversation concerning global domination. Also, we've got something very exciting going on for ou…

We've come across an unexpected obstacle in this underground undead factory, and this obstacle also presents an opportunity. It's time to put our patented negotiating skills to the test as we sit down for a civil conversation with a devil. Also, we've got something very exciting going on for our Masked Brotherhood! That's right, it's that time once…

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to discuss the specific mechanics of fulfilling oaths before getting lost in a flurry of buffs. Then they go over the purpose of bags of holding and go over the level ups of the guys. We've got two very exciting things happening for our Masked Brotherhood! First, it's that time once again for our annual …

After a grueling battle against an old friend, we head back to the save point so we can recuperate a bit before heading back down into the depths of Fallowdeep to put a stop to Tar Baphon's recruitment efforts. We've got two very exciting things happening for our Masked Brotherhood! First, it's that time once again for our annual art contest! We lo…

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to immediately prove Richter is a liar and issue a tattoo challenge. Then they transition into complaining about how long combats take in Pathfinder, much to Toast's chagrin, before delving into some assumptions about teleportation circles. We've got two very exciting things happening for our Masked Br…

She's bigger. She's badder. She's proving to be too much for our band of renegades to handle. After a devastating string of rolls that have rendered the party mostly ineffective against Lyanthari, things are looking dire as the group is quickly running out of resources and our foe looks as spy as the day she died. We've got two very exciting things…

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to discuss the dangers of driving drowsy, the perils of early morning restaurant shifts, and the excitement that comes from long, drawn-out combats in Pathfinder 1st edition. Then, Toast continues her long-standing streak of not knowing which voice belongs to Tom and which is Joe as they continue to brea…

Lyanthari still has a soft spot in her gigantic undead heart for our resident unstable sorcerer. Now that her bodyguards are out of the way and she's buffed to the teeth, it's time to see what she's capable of as we struggle to contain things in this underground cathedral. This episode comes with not one, but two exciting contest announcements! Fir…

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back with the 100th episode of Dice and Salt. To commemorate this momentous occasion, they brought on Nick and Tom to do a live listen to the most recent episode to give their live reactions to the show as it unfolds. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our ex…

We're in the thick of things now. Lyanthari and Argenus are airing their dirty laundry and the rest of us are caught in the middle, and they brought a positively grotesque creature along for the ride that we'd much rather just not have to look at for any number of reasons. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to …

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to discuss the power of Mathfinder! Then they dig into the power of finger guns as the horrors of the fight reveal themselves. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you'r…

Last time we had some exciting revelations about Argenus's past as tensions soared with his old flame. Now those tensions have boiled over and it's time to bring this arc to a (hopefully) satisfying conclusion, and we just might learn something along the way. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along w…

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to clamor for the explicit version of the podcast. Then, they go over the mid-combat check in with the characters and delve deep into Argenus's flashback which explains just so many thing. As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you ca…