On Today’s Show Intro & Sideshow openerTim welcomes freaks, notes this week’s shorter runtime, and tees up adult-entertainment “horror” clips and the day’s stories. Broadway parody: Silence, the Silence of the LambsA filthy musical-style bit riffing on Silence of the Lambs with intentionally outrageous lyrics. UK face-sitting fetish clip (adult con…

On Today’s Show: Plus: Tim contemplates a queer/trans/furry exile country (pedos not invited). Listener sponsorship from Unsafe Volvo Gal (with a side of Stephen Dawson content). Voicemails about ass-wiping techniques, weight-loss injections, porn-on-laptops during doggy style, and one very pissed bed partner. Our New PO Box Address! Distorted View…

On Today’s Show Cold Open / Fake Ads Hooligans / Hoolihans/ Hannigan’s / Lannigals / Bannister’s / Bennigan’s: Caldessavilles drunkiverse expands (speed pukatoriums, propane “napalm kamikazes,” AA chip trade-ups, full-contact bowling, DUI derby). Tim’s Life / Ashtabula Update Mom doing “as good as could be expected”: infection/“water on the brain” …

Episode Summary Tim returns from his Ashtabula trip with stories about his mom’s health scare, Lord Douche conspiracy theories, and another round of domestic chaos. Meanwhile, the freak community is convinced “Rod or Pay” might actually be Lord Douche (complete with anagram evidence). Plus, Meade Skelton mourns Charlie Kirk with a painfully earnest…

On Today’s Show: Emotional Support Beverage asked for a replay of DV from August 30, 2013—the one with Tim’s drunk-lady rant and a Vianetta aside for the ages. Tim opens with context on the long, weird history of the fancy-not-fancy ice-cream loaf (MIA in the U.S. back then; back on shelves in the late 2010s—availability […] The post Mysteries of t…

Episode Summary Tim brings the freaks another twisted Sideshow edition, featuring salty erections, racist city council meltdowns, itchy seductions, and a cameraman who decided the best restroom was the clearance rack. Add in a YouTube PSA on butt crumbs and a classic stag record with itchy crotches and ramrods, and you’ve got peak DV depravity. […]…

Today on the Show: Episode Summary Tim kicks off the week from Ashtabula with a shorter Monday show, but still packed with strange clips, bizarre arrests, and completely unhinged behavior. We start with the shocking (and sad) downfall of Irene Bedard, the voice actress behind Disney’s Pocahontas, who was caught on police bodycam footage shouting [……

Today on the Show: On Today’s Show Birthday requests and DV memories from longtime freaks. International Edition (per sponsor Whimsical) Germany’s booming sausage vending machine industry. Amsterdam’s massive porn convention: burnout, AI sex avatars, and performers hospitalized after 583-man gang bangs. Japan’s now-defunct “Rental Kowaihito” servic…

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On This Bonus Episode: Hey Freaks! Tim back with you for a Sideshow-exclusive bonus segment. Today we’re stomping and clapping our way through bad music, bad theology, and even worse financial advice. Episode Highlights Closing Jesus as a Louis Vuitton-wearing mogul, Kanye as a folk-pop Nazi, and stomp clap as the whitest soundtrack to extremism—it…

Today on the Show: Cold Open Sponsor Tim’s Opening Rant: TikTok’s Hospital Catalog Phase Dysfunction Junction: Debra & Daryl Snorlax/“Garrett” Update (Slime Rapper) Holy Spirit Hijinks News Buffet (3 quick hits) Archive Pulls & Gross-Out Corner Sideshow & Support Listener Voicemails (Highlights) Pull Quotes Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO …

Episode Summary Today’s Sideshow exclusive dives deep into the absurd: new digital-age slurs, Pastor Manning’s latest outrageous rants as he campaigns for NYC mayor, and one man’s furious tirade against TikTok’s algorithm for shoving unwanted porn his way. Plus, a Nazi cop wannabe makes a scene at a protest, and streamers clash in Toronto over […] …

On This Bonus Episode: Episode SummaryTim welcomes Lord Douche back from Florida, and immediately the house is plunged into chaos as discarded shampoo bottles, rancid Costco trail mix, and pink plastic ice cream spoons become sacred relics in need of preservation. Meanwhile, Alex Jones goes full celibacy mode in a nuclear rant against his ex-employ…

Today on the Show: On Today’s Show: Episode Highlights Freak Community Social: Twitter & Instagram @distortedview | Facebook /distortedviewshow Email: [email protected] Voicemails: 206-666-4463 Support DV: Sideshow Memberships | Patreon Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post The Pelvic Floor is Lava: Sm…

Today on the Show: Cold Open: Frank’s Mom Has Had EnoughDomestic opera: “You’re my cross, you’re my misery.” Housekeeping / Sponsor Reads POV: Trying to Talk to People in 2025 Public Pervert Doesn’t Care He’s Filmed Fake Disorders → Real Murder (DID Edition) Game: Drugged or Electrocuted Jesse Lee Peterson vs. Dr. David Imhotep (The […] The post Th…

Episode Summary: Tim returns with a Thursday Sideshow full of dysfunctional court antics, failed small-town performances, bizarre scams, and industrial-strength pussy drilling. Plus: a sex-offender in a puppy suit gets into a strip mall fight, Mead’s sad Goochland market concert, and an elderly woman in Japan gets swindled by a “space boyfriend” in…

On This Bonus Episode: Tim’s back for a short Sideshow-exclusive ramble, and today it’s a mix of personal updates, petty victories, and plenty of bodily weirdness. Mead Watch: Bald Meltdown Pending Dick Queef Round Two Freakout Files 🎧 Sideshow members only: A raw, ridiculous midweek dose of Tim vs. Mead, carbonated dick queefs, and freakouts […] T…

Today on the Show: Segments & Highlights 🎧 Proximity Chat vs. VR Families 💨 The Science of Dick Queefs 🤯 Neo-Pronouns, Tics & Piercings 🎤 Linda Finkel Hall of Fame 🛒 Kroger’s Patriotic Alternatives 🌎 News From the Edge 😂 Dawson Corner Listener Voicemails Proximity Chat’s Newest Masterpiece: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO […] The post The …

On Today’s Show Listener-sponsored request: A Best-Of Sextastic Tuesday replay from 2007—the infamous furry wolf-cock vore story returns. Street interview spiral: “Simone,” a panhandler with unhinged, racist Aryan-Brotherhood ranting, Elon-Musk/KKK shout-outs, and oven talk. Tim processes the madness (and $10 “appearance fee”). Faking it (again): N…

On This Bonus Episode: 🏠 Timmy Boo Home Alone: Lord Douche leaves for Florida, and Tim revels in the rare joy of a week of total freedom.🥚 Egg Wars: Tim finally fires up the forbidden $10 Walmart egg cooker, jumbo eggs and all, just to spite Lord Douche.🚗 Recall Madness: While Tim’s car recall is […] The post The Douche Diaries: Home Alone – BONUS …

On Today’s Show: Episode Sponsor: Voicemails: Links & Extras: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post From MAGA to Microdick: Getting Litigious Over Presidential Penis first appeared on Distorted View Daily.저자 Tim Henson

Well, I screwed up today, freaks. The main show had a little audio misalignment issue (blame my mic track shifting three seconds out of sync). But don’t worry—I fixed it and re-uploaded the corrected version to the feed. Look for the one labeled “Fixed Audio”. Trust me, it’s worth a relisten. For now, though, enjoy […] The post 10 Awful Reasons to …

🎙️ On Today’s Episode: On Today’s Show Voicemails Closing Notes Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post FIXED AUDIO: How to Ruin Your Life With a Box of Dildos first appeared on Distorted View Daily.저자 Tim Henson

🎙️ On Today’s Episode: On Today’s Show Voicemails Closing Notes Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post How to Ruin Your Life With a Box of Dildos first appeared on Distorted View Daily.저자 Tim Henson

On Today’s Show Racist Ads Gone Wrong → Swiss watchmaker Swatch apologizes for a slanty-eye marketing stunt in China Melania’s AI Challenge → Tim enters with his own filthy bot: MelanAI Confessions of the Filthiest → Dirty butt licker returns, plus a new homeless-shit-craving wannabe toilet freak Retail Rage → A thrift store Goodwill meltdown […] T…

🎙️ On Today’s Episode: 📞 Listener Voicemails: 🛒 Sponsors & Support: Listener Sponsorships – For just $25, sponsor the show and hear your name (or anything you want) on DV. Adam & Eve – Use promo code FREAK at checkout for 50% off almost any item + 10 free gifts + free shipping. Distorted View […] The post King Cucumber Gets Lost In Queen’s Coochie …

Episode Summary On today’s sideshow exclusive, Tim dives into another buffet of madness featuring delusional dream logic, cursed redneck marriages, dangerous AI diet plans, and a six-figure Pokémon habit. Plus, an update on Tim’s mom as she recovers from a hospital stay—and hallucinates about pizza, Joey, and Tim being a bad son in her dreams. […] …

On Today’s Episode Closing ThoughtsThis grab bag of horrors—bad music, niche fetishes, and criminal stupidity—proves DV is still your home for content you won’t find anywhere else. And remember, Sideshow freaks get it all first. The post Garbage Disposal Jerk Off Sessions – BONUS SEGMENT – SIDESHOW first appeared on Distorted View Daily.…

On Today’s Show: Episode Sponsor: Thanks to Haley’s Comet for sponsoring today’s stupidity and praising DV’s commitment to hard-hitting “porn news journalism.” Want to sponsor? Just $25 via PayPal at [email protected]. 🎶 Musical Oddities 🪦 RIP King Cobra JFS 🎤 Cringe Performances 🚔 Cop Cam Chaos 🍳 Florida Follies 📞 Listener Voicemails 📢 Join T…

On Today’s Show: It’s a best of show! Enjoy, and I’ll be back on Monday with a new dose of utter stupidity! Plus: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post Semen Tainted Flutes Revisited first appeared on Distorted View Daily.저자 Tim Henson

Episode Summary On today’s sideshow exclusive, Tim dives into another buffet of madness featuring delusional dream logic, cursed redneck marriages, dangerous AI diet plans, and a six-figure Pokémon habit. Plus, an update on Tim’s mom as she recovers from a hospital stay—and hallucinates about pizza, Joey, and Tim being a bad son in her dreams. […] …

On Today’s Show: Episode Highlights Plus: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post Taking A Crawl Up Satan’s Anus first appeared on Distorted View Daily.저자 Tim Henson

Episode Summary Tim returns for another gloriously disturbing Tuesday Sideshow, featuring stories of frog weddings gone wrong, worms wriggling in human eyeballs, and a new Christmas carol soundtrack courtesy of the extremely disabled Toby Smiles. Plus, listener voicemails on speakerphone stereotypes and the eternal debate: do you wipe sitting or st…

🤖 AI Boyfriends Are Ghosting Their Users 🍺 King Cobra’s Drunken Feminism 🪖 The Rise of Tactical Everything 🧪 Final Dose of Cobra Wisdom 👉 Featured image: Nick Bolton pitching the Bell & Howell Tac Shaver, cosplaying as a soldier in front of a green screen desert. The post Tactical Soap, Tactical Shavers, Tactical Bullshit – BONUS SEGMENT – SIDESHOW…